Work of fanfiction. And Butchering English.

Astoria glared at Pansy who gave her an amused smile.

"Honey I am not after your intended. He is my brother in all but blood."

Astoria frowned.

"It is a ruse so that know body knows who I am actually dating and are soul bounded with. My sweet little lioness." Pansy said with a smile.

Astoria smiled "So your still in the closet stage?"

"A bit further. But having some time alone is hard especially with that homophobic Granger around why they ever made her an prefect I don't understand."

Then come out the closet you two. And tell Granger to fuck herself."

Pansy laughed "You know who Granger is friends with and my girlfriend rooms with her."

"Her name is Hazel isn't she the sister of the boy who lived Fleamont Potter?"

"Well done my young padawan. We can make a true cunning Slytherin out of you yet." Pansy said with a smile.

"Padawan?"

At least Draco knows the basics having attended Muggle primary school with me. It is what muggles call a movie or a play quote."

Astoria her eyes grew she never knew that Draco had attended a muggle school.

"We met there, his mother had insisted on it saying it would teach him the lowliness of muggles. It did something different. He and I understand the muggles but both of us put on our masks and pretend to be ignorant purebloods." Astoria giggled.

"Your good at it."

"you will learn little grasshopper." Astoria frowned.

We are so going on a movie marathon this summer." Pansy said with a grin. In a Snape like drawl she said "Miss Greengrass I find your study habits lacking." Astoria really started to laugh.

The next day Hazel was berated by Hermione for reading a Playwitch.

"Filthy lesbian." She snarled at the breakfast table.

"Hermione what is the trouble?" Fleamont asked.

"I found your sister reading a Playwitch." She snarled.

"So what Granger? I am a lesbian and me and my girlfriend can't cuddle at night."

Hermione looked away. "I was hurt and the offender got away with it. She was my babysitter."

Hazel took her in her arms and cuddled her. "You are going to madam Pomfrey and talk to a nice auror about this understood." the girl in her arms nodded.

"Pansy we are escorting Hermione to the hospital wing."

"Coming my sweet little lioness ."

Dumbledore started to laugh. Beside him Minerva smirked, Snape looked like he had bit in a lemon.

"Professors we be late for classes." Pansy said.

"Understandable." The headmaster said with a twinkle in his eyes.

When Hermione sat on a bed in the infirmary Pansy and Hazel sat on a bed across her.

"You think I am a baby aren't you?" Hermione said.

Hazel shook her head. "I don't live with my parents. I live with my aunt and uncle and I am rented out as cheap labour to the neighbours. One did take a liking to me I know the feeling. He got arrested but that was all when I was twelve I miscarried." Hermione her eyes grew

"Let's talk to the madam and the auror okay."

That Hazel was happy with the arrived aurors was calling water wet not at all.

"I see they scraped the barrel I see."

"Young lady." One of them said

"Yes father dearest sucked of the headmaster lately?" She said. "This is about Hermione and that they even putting you on this case is a disgrace." Both men looked away.

"Prongs she is angry."

"But we gave her presents and send them money."

"the presents were burned in front of me and they spent the money on their selves." Hazel snarled before she broke down. "I have no family I dream every night of a family but I have to be the sentinel." Pansy took her in a hug.

"Cry baby just let it go out." She whispered. "We build our own family okay. You taught me that."

Turning to the aurors She glared while holding Hazel

"Now you two do your job and my wife has a better place to stay because if nothing happens she will leave with me and we will leave for a very nice place. Didn't you know your daughter is a near finished psychology and criminology student. Shame on you James Potter."

James looked away while Sirius frowned .

"Hermione your babysitter." a recovered Hazel said. "step by step and tells us if you are uncomfortable it is not a crime."

The other girl looked down.

"You will think of me as a baby."

"No we won't your our little bookworm." Hermione smiled at Pansy her words.

"miss Delphi made me sit in her lap and then she would put her fingers inside my knickers. It hurt. "

"What is miss Delphi her last name?" Hazel asked.

"Riddle."

Both James and Sirius got a glare from Hazel when they opened their mouths.

"We understand no cursing around children."

"Well you can be trained."

That evening Dumbledore made an announcement.

"Young miss Potter is working her way to be a muggle mind healer for that she needs a residency. So she will have office hours in the evenings."

That evening while working on her homework She heard knocking.

"Come in." She called

Finch-Fletchley walked in.

"You're a psychologist?" Hazel nodded.

"So Justin tell miss Potter what is bothering you."

"My parents want to withdraw me? They find my scores inadequate."

"Justin you are in the top fifteen of our year. "

My magical yes . My mundane they find it lacking."

Well I write them a letter that we are reviewing the curriculum to allow more muggle classes expect more work sport. " Justin smiled before leaving.

Most only needed some soft or stern words.

Luna Lovegood was the most fun she send a note to her head of house that she maybe had autism and some seer blood. But how Luna talked she was bullied for her strange world view well as that myth buster would say "She rejected reality and created her own."

One of her other patients was Ginny after her first session she wanted to curse the headmaster. That girl needed nothing more as a nice meal and some time at home. She thought she should have him in for an interview checking if he not was going senile.

"The next day she approached madam Pomfrey. "Healer conference." She said the school healer nodded. soon both were in Poppy her office.

"I have three cases Luna I think she is autistic and has seer blood or it might be trauma from seeing her mother dying in front of her. Like a certain myth buster would say "I rejected reality and created my own."

"Autistic?" madam Pomfrey asked .

"Mental ailment. Most are normal acting and intelligent some are geniuses some of the greatest thinkers, scientists and actors had and have it. They are quirky and some learn themselves to act as normal persons the other side are those of lower intelligence but even they can learn to act normal." Poppy nodded.

"The second is Ginny Weasley why was she not treated by a mind healer and a curse breaker?"

"It was my recommendation she should have seen a mind healer but the headmaster overruled me." Poppy said.

And the third case I want to talk about is the headmaster I want him to come to me he might start the basics of becoming senile. Or over worked." Madam Pomfrey nodded.

"I send him he message that he is being scheduled with you."

That evening Hermione grinned at her well councillor Troi how is it going," Hazel laughed I am not that far yet but Madam Pomfrey even got me books on healing and mind healing if this continuing I rival you soon for the first spot in the year." The other girl laughed "Keep dreaming your staff now." Hazel smiled at her. "I hope me and Pansy can have the Hogsmeade weekend free."

Hermione nodded. "Relaxing is good as you would say."

"I tie you down at the end of the year if you stress out again. A prepared mind is okay but going further then that is not healthy." Hermione laughed as did the other girls.

The next day Dumbledore grumbled. "who did this little girl think she was?"

When he entered the room he smiled at the décor it was soothing he saw both Poppy and miss Potter .

"Sorry Albus." Miss Potter said. "But the both of us are worried about you." Dumbledore frowned.

"Poppy could you do the scans? I am not that handy with them yet." The older woman nodded.

Soon Dumbledore was scanned.

"No sign of dementia but he has high stress levels." Poppy said.

"Albus how many jobs you do?" Hazel said. The man frowned at her words.

"Three."

"Pick the one that is most important to you. You expect Voldemort to return so we need you on you're a game. Not over worked. And in mental stress understood" Albus nodded "You are going on vacation at the next holidays and it better be a nice relaxing holiday understood!" Hazel said sternly.

The next evening the entire staff was laughing.

"Most get send for a time out in the corner." Minerva said with a grin. Even Albus laughed at the joke.

"I find her a delight and sighed papers that she is my apprentice." Poppy said all teachers nodded.

"Already three degrees coming I am missing a badger." Sprout said.

"No stealing my cubs Pomona." Minerva said with a smirk. The other woman laughed.

"As hard working as a badger, as cunning as a snake. Knowledgeable as a raven And the lioness that says Hakuna matata." Snape said. "It means no worries."

All head of houses smiled. as did Dumbledore and Pomfrey.

"Give her parents Albus" Flitwick. She might talk as an adult but she is still a youngling."

but the Dursleys need protection."

"Let them go fuck themselves." Pomfrey said "She educated herself."

"Her skills are great but she is lost herself, a lost lass." Minerva said . "she might act as an adult but she is not there herself."

Dumbledore looked down

"Stop feeling sorry for yourself Albus and stop your plans. Hazel is Poppy her apprentice and ward now." " But they forced sessions on me." Akbus moaned

"And she enforced I have to go on a holiday."

The entire great hall laughed,

A few years later Hazel loved working at Hogwarts. Working as a psychologist and student councillor.

She also was consulted by the aurors sometime. Pansy had become the Muggle studies professor.

Both a happy and long live and about eight children either adopted or born thanks to Potions.

The end just a drabble again.