Chapter 2: Astounding products.

At the kitchen of the incredibles residence, 1 of Jack Jack's clones was the one controlling a movie set camera pointing towards the kitchen counter.(wearing black sunglasses) Gina, Roy, and Jay were standing near him waiting for something to happen. Before long, they heard a voice speaking through an intercom.

Announcer: "Live from the kitchen, the following is a paid commercial announcement for Astounding products."

Suddenly another clone of Jack Jack came running up to the country which was covered in cooking supplies, but this one was wearing a rainbow diamond-checkered sweater, a blonde sideways-styled wig, and a pair of glasses.

Jack Jack (sweater): "Hi, welcome to Astounding products."

Gina, Roy, and Jay softly clapped as the sound effect of a laughing crowd was heard, it turns out Jack Jack was practicing for his own cooking show to be his dream business.

Jack Jack (sweater): "I'm your host, the guy in the sweater who asked all the obvious questions. Now, here to tell us about his astounding product for making cupcakes. All the way from Cheshire England, please welcome….

Suddenly, the real Jack Jack ran up to the counter. He was wearing a red and white striped chef's hat, and a matching apron.

Jack Jack: "Me, hello!" Hello, I'm so excited!" Do you love making cupcakes but hate all the hard cupcake work?"

Jack Jack (sweater): "I know I do."

Jack Jack: "Well forget everything you know about making cupcakes,(pushes the supplies offscreen) and say hello…

Just then, Jack Jack pulled a small white machine with a bunch of red and bronze knobs on it out from behind the counter.

Jack Jack: "To the amazing Kupkake-inator-IM SO EXCITED!"

Jack Jack's sweater clone was a bit taken back by his leaders sudden outburst.

Jack Jack (sweater): Cupcake-a-what?"

Next, what Jack Jack placed on the counter was a small white sign that read "The amazing Kupkake-inator" on it.

Jack Jack(along with audience): "Kupkake-inator."

Jack Jack: "This amazing device can instantly make cupcakes out of anything that you have in the kitchen."

Jack Jack (sweater): "Wait a minute, did you say anything?"

Jack Jack: "Anything!"

Jack Jack (sweater): "Anything?"

Jack Jack: "Yes, anything."

Jack Jack (sweater): "Anything?"

Jack Jack: "Anything."

Jack Jack (sweater): "...Anything?"

Jack Jack: "I'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident."

Jack Jack's sweater clone just turned away nervously.

Jack Jack: "Anything, now take off the lid. You can put in, I don't know, a carton of eggs."(puts a carton of eggs in the machine.)

Jack Jack (sweater): "What!?"

Jack Jack: "How about a pack of hotdogs?"(puts hotdogs in the machine)

Jack Jack (sweater): "That's incredible!"

Jack Jack: "Why not some ketchup?"(puts a ketchup bottle into the machine)

Jack Jack (sweater): "Yeah, why not!?"

Jack Jack: "I know what you're thinking,(pulls out a small fire extinguisher) even a fire extinguisher.(puts the fire extinguisher in the machine) There we go.

Gina, Roy, and Ray gave confused glances towards each other, could cupcakes really be made with these types of materials?

Jack Jack: "Now, close the lid and bob's your flippin Uncle!"

Jack Jack (sweater): "What an astounding product!"

Roy and Jay applauded, but Gina was still pretty unsure about this.

Jack Jack: "open the drawer, fill the patented Kupkake-inator tray."

A tray in the machine opened up, and a bit of purple batter got squirted into a cupcake tray holes.

Jack Jack: "Close the drawer,(points towards the oven) then place it in the conventional oven."

While Jack Jack's sweater clone was dancing around for some reason, Jack Jack placed the machine inside the oven and came back to the counter.

Gina:(whispers) "Do you think it's really a good idea to put a machine like that inside the oven?"

Roy:(whispers) "Nah, I don't mind."

Gina gave Roy a confused look, but she just went on and watched Jack Jack's performance anyway.

Jack Jack: "Delicious cupcakes are just minutes away."

Jack Jack (sweater): "Did you just say minutes away,(along with audience) that's impossible."

Jack Jack: "You're not just wrong, you're stupid."

Jack Jack (sweater): "Now wait just a minute."

Jack Jack: "And you're ugly, just like your mum."

Jack Jack (sweater): "Did you just call my mother ugly?"

Just then, Jack Jack took his left arm and raised a meat cleaver in the air taking his sweater clone completely by surprise.

Jack Jack: "Shut up, I mean it! I will end you!"

Suddenly, Jack Jack slammed his meat cleaver down onto the counter…..right onto his other arm that just happened to be on the counter. Roy and Jay winced at the pain, but Gina softly gasped in shock.

Gina:(whispers) "Psst Jack Jack, your arm."

Jack Jack: "What about it?"

Next, Jack Jack looked down at where he had chopped at his arm.

Jack Jack: "Oh I see, I chopped it off."

Jack Jack's sweater clone quickly (yet nervously) nodded his head behind his back.

Jack Jack: "Well that's interesting because…..

But when Jack Jack raised the 2 halves of his chopped arm and got a good look at them for a couple seconds, he simply fainted behind the counter as his sweater clone looked down at him in shock.

Gina, Roy, and Jay were completely shocked, but Jack Jack's sweater clone gave the signal swiping his hand across his neck to end the filming.

(Shows a picture of a baby hanging from a tightrope with the quote "hang in there baby" in front of him. also, it whistles "The girl from Ipanema.")


After a quick visit to the Metroville hospital, Jack Jack and Gina were sitting across from each other at the kitchen table. Jack Jack had his right arm wrapped up and laying on the table with his bird friend Alex looking over his arm. On top of that, Jack Jack had a grumpy look on his face.

Gina stared nervously back at him, but she soon broke the silence.

Gina: "Umm (nervous chuckle), so how do you think your show went?"

Jack Jack: "All I can say is this, a live cooking show is not gonna be my dream business!"

Gina: "Yeah, I guess I had my own reasons why I knew that wouldn't work."

Jack Jack: "Oh, and what are those reasons?"

Gina: "You're still too young to have a business, you raised a tool that was too dangerous for you to handle, and you put a machine into the oven that isn't supposed to be in there!"

Jack Jack: "Come on, it couldn't have been that bad."

Gina: "Really, what are your parents gonna say about how much money they'll have to spend on the bill for your broken arm, the camera, and your so called Kupkake-inator?"

Jack Jack: "Oh I'm sure they won't be too upset."

Voyd:(offscreen) "Gina, let's go home sweetie."

Gina: "I gotta go, but don't say I didn't warn you about the bill."

With that, Gina climbed down from her chair and waddled off to her mother. After they walked away, Jack Jack saw Alex giving him a disapproving glare.

Alex: "Ya know Jackito, your fiancé there actually does have a point. Don't you see the damage you did on your arm?"

Jack Jack: "Don't worry about it Alex, how bad can the bill possibly be?"


Meanwhile, Mr. Incredible was at the front door still talking with Voyd and Gina.

Voyd: "So long Mr. Incredible, your son makes such a good friend for Gina."

Mr. Incredible: "Thanks Voyd, my son is just full of surprises."

After that, Mr. incredible took a quick moment to stroke Gina on the chin before she started playing with his finger.

Voyd: "Yeah, sorry to hear that he was taken to the hospital. Also, I found your mail sitting by the front door here."

With that, she gave Mr. incredible a handful of mail that she found.

Mr. Incredible: "Dash accidentally smashed our mailbox, so I guess the mailman had no idea."

Voyd: "Alright, see ya."

After Mr. incredible waved goodbye to Voyd and Gina, he started looking through the mail. But suddenly, he saw the bill and gave a shocked look.

Mr. Incredible: "500,000 dollars!?"

Meanwhile, Jack Jack was still sitting at the kitchen table as Alex was tightening his bandage. Suddenly, they heard angry yelling coming from the front door. Mr. Incredible was throwing the mail on the floor, then he was stomping his feet up and down on it. The stomping was so strong, it caused the entire house to vibrate in rhythm of the stomping.

Jack Jack: "Uh oh."

To be continued.