Here, a random Pathologic/Dave the Barbarian parody song Idea only I could come up with. No idea if it is a good idea or not though.


Healers the Gorkhon
by
Hatoralo


"Pa- Pathologic, Pa Pa- Pathologic
Pa- Pathologic Pa- Pa- Pathologic!"

"Daniil Dankovsky is the biggest prick among them
His colleagues Artemy & Clara are a Shaman and a Changeling!
Clara: "That was a bad translation!"

"Nobody is a good ruler there in this town in the middle of nowhere
But don't hope for the military because they may BLOW EVERYTHING UUUUUUP!"

"Bachelor, Haruspex & Changeling, social or charming they are not.
They shouldn't handle a pandemic but they are the only ones we got"

"Pa- Pathologic, Pa Pa- Pathologic
Pa- Pathologic Pa- Pa- Pathologic!"

Bachelor: "Ipso Facto!"


I hope you liked it, despite Bachelor and Hapurex not having any sex.

Please, give me your honest opinions and critique.