Here, a random Pathologic/Dave the Barbarian parody song Idea only I could come up with. No idea if it is a good idea or not though.
Healers the Gorkhon
by
Hatoralo
"Pa- Pathologic, Pa Pa- Pathologic
Pa- Pathologic Pa- Pa- Pathologic!"
"Daniil Dankovsky is the biggest prick among them
His colleagues Artemy & Clara are a Shaman and a Changeling!
Clara: "That was a bad translation!"
"Nobody is a good ruler there in this town in the middle of nowhere
But don't hope for the military because they may BLOW EVERYTHING UUUUUUP!"
"Bachelor, Haruspex & Changeling, social or charming they are not.
They shouldn't handle a pandemic but they are the only ones we got"
"Pa- Pathologic, Pa Pa- Pathologic
Pa- Pathologic Pa- Pa- Pathologic!"
Bachelor: "Ipso Facto!"
I hope you liked it, despite Bachelor and Hapurex not having any sex.
Please, give me your honest opinions and critique.
