On the Road to Los EGGas

Chapter One: Four boys in a car

There're these guys, four guys, nice looking. They were Chargin Chuck, Tingle, Sans Undertale, and Link but with the strongest tunic. They realized that they were strapped for cash, so they decided to try and strike it rich in Los EGGas. So, they packed up their bags, got in their 1971 puke yella Cadillac and set off to EGGas. "YO!" said Chuck, "ARE YOU READY TO GET SOME CASH?!" Everyone else (but Sans, not so much) pumped up their fists and said, "YES!"

"Okay," said Chuck, "so who's driving?" "Aren't you the only one with a license?" asked Sans. Chuck looked down at the keys in his hand and said, "Oh yeah…" Tingle held up a paper scroll and asked, "Would you like me to read the map?" "I can read the map," said Link. "Don't worry guys," said Chuck with a confident grin, "I know the way there."

They set off at about 6:07 am; they thought about going later but thought that it was wiser to leave before everyone else. When they hit the desert, they decided to put on some tunes. Tingle wanted to play "Blurred Lines" by Robbin Thicke, but everyone else vetoed the idea. Since he was the one driving, Chuck decided to play "Photograph" by Def Leopard. "Fun fact," he said, "did you know these guys are British?" "I'm pretty sure we've all seen the music video," said Sans, "the one of the guys' wearing a shirt with a British flag on it."

"Wait," said Link, "who are these guys?" Sans looked in the mirror and said, "Oh, that's right, you're like twelve or something." "The boy just hasn't heard many songs before," said Tingle, "perhaps you could be generous and play one of my songs for him?" Chuck immediately shook his head and said, "We're not letting you fill this boy's head with your trash taste in music." "Aww," groaned Tingle, "you're no fun…" "We could play some of my music," said Sans.

Chuck glanced over at him and asked, "What songs do you got?" Sans pulled out of his jacket a mixtape with the label "The Baby is You" on it. "Oh," he said, "just some religious music." Chuck looked back at the road and said, "Let's wait until this next song finishes…" The next of Chuck's songs to play was the song "Fixing a Hole" by The Beetles; a good song, I must say. Link was bobbing his head back and forth to the song.

"This sounds really pleasant," he said. Tingle just sat there and fidgeted with his weird Tingle doll. He looked up and noticed a guy up ahead on the side of the road. "Hey Chuck—" "I see him," Chuck quickly responded. He pulled up to the stranger to take a quick glance at him. He was wearing a leather jacket with some belts and flames on the side. He had a pair of red shades which he tilted up to reveal two glimmering blue eyes.

They could see enough of this guy's chest to notice two large scars going down diagonally to the left. His shoes were green and black and looked stupidly tacky. He grinned at the four of them, showing a mouth of sharp (almost carnivorous looking) teeth. "Hi," he said, sounding like a kid with strep throat, "going to Los EGGas?" Chuck nodded in a very cautious way. The stranger walked up to the car and said, "Mind if I ride with you?"

To Be Continued