Suzune was in an abandoned building, fighting familiars. She used her sword to slash the familiars around her, as they were getting in the way. After she got done slicing through them all, she stuck her sword into the ground and opened up a labyrinth, the first thing she saw being another magical girl fighting a giant witch with a skull for a face.
"I guess I'll have to do it the flashy way then!" the girl said.
She slashed at the witch multiple times with her dual daggers, however….
"It regenerated?" she thought to herself.
"I can't kill it unless I finish it in one blow before it regenerates." the girl said while cutting the witch's multiple tentacles.
"There's no end to them!" she thought to herself.
Just then, a girl came in and cut them.
"Huh?" the nameless girl asked.
The new girl hopped around, cutting the tentacles, eventually cutting through the witch, flames kicking up.
"T-thank you for saving me! You're really strong!" the girl said.
"Was that fire magic that you used just now? That's so cool!"
The girl who saved her looked to the side.
"Heh heh, sorry. I said something weird, didn't I?"
"No, it's fine. Anyway, we still haven't introduced ourselves, have we? I'm Suzune, what about you?"
The girl gave a lost and confused look.
"Oh, right! I'm Kanami."
"That's a nice name."
"You think so? Thanks. Nice to meet you, Suzune."
Around 20 minutes later
The two girls were still in the building, talking.
"So Kanami, what type of things are you into?"
"Oh, I'm not really like that, plus I just met you, and I don't like girls, so…"
"What? No, not like that? I mean hobbies, things that you take an interest in."
"Oh. Well, I really like things like scrapbooking. I also play video games sometimes."
"I see. I like music mostly."
"What type of music do you like, Suzune-chan?"
"My favorite artist is Hatsune Miku."
"Oh, you mean that girl from Friday Night Funk-"
Suzune had slit Kanami's throat before she could finish her sentence.
"Stupid bitch."
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"Aaaah, so boring." Arisa said.
"That's not something that someone going to school should say." Chisato replied.
"Fuck school."
"What do you mean 'fuck school'? School allows us to make friends and learn." Matsuri said.
"I can make friends anywhere, and education is a social construct, not to mention the education system is garbage. I personally blame it all on the governmen-"
"And here you go again, on about the government. Sorry to tell you this, Arisa, but nobody here really cares."
"I'm telling you, they're brainwashing you all!"
"Now what did I tell you about making dumb conspiracy theories? Theyrealwaysdumbhavenoprooftobackthemuparestretchesofthetruthoraremadeupto-"
"Ok, Chisato I get it! I don't feel like getting a preaching so early in the morning."
"Hey guys, look! It's Haruka!"
"Good morning guys!" Haruka said as she ran up to her friends.
"Is this student council work?" Chisato asked, pulling at the sash Haruka was wearing.
"It's a morning greeting exorcise! Lots of students don't really know how to do a proper greeting so-"
"Why's that a problem?" Arisa butted in.
"Because not saying hi or good morning is ru-"
"Who the fuck cares? They don't have to say it if they don't want to. 'It hurts my feelings.' headass."
"It's not just about greetings though, it also helps us figure out who's late and who isn't."
"Just do that normally then? You people're fuckin' weird."
"You were literally just talking about how we're being brainwashed by the government earlier."
"It's not weird if it's true."
"…..Let's just go inside." Chisato muttered.
"Uhhh….math as the first class? Why do we even learn math? When are we ever gonna use math in life?" Arisa said.
"So you're of those people?" Chisato responded.
"I FUCKING HATE MATH!"
"Don't be too upset. That's just how it is. Next year we'll have to prepare for exams after all."
"Ah yes, exams. The tests that makes kids feel bad for not getting the highest score possible and guilt tripping them."
"Well, you finally said something smart for once."
"…..Anyway, so I don't fucking murder you, let's switch topics. Where's Matsuri?"
"She went on ahead since she has PE first."
"PE early in the morning? Shit luck lol"
Matsuri was running through the hallway, but the bunny clip on her bag fell off.
"USA-chan!" (I still don't why it's called that. Am I just a fucking idiot or….?)
Just then, another girl bent down and picked it up.
"Is this yours?"
"Yes it is. Thank you….Suzune-chan!"
She held out her hands for Suzune to give it back.
"Do you have any money on you?"
"Yes…..why?"
"I'll give it back if you give me about half of it."
"What? No! I'm not paying you to give me back something that I rightfully own."
Suzune clipped it onto her bag and walked past Matsuri.
"Guess I got myself a new bunny clip, then."
Matsuri just stood there for a sec, looking confused.
"What's up with her?"
(Author's Note/comment thing)
I guess I'm doing these now. Anyway, read Suzune Magica. Was shit. Then I made this. Simple, right? Anyway, I hope you get the joke in the title, otherwise I feel like it'll look fucking retarded.
