We've all heard of the typical isekai trope, a total loser gets fucked by truck-Kun and gets sent off or reincarnated into a whole different world. I've read enough shitty fanfiction to know how it goes.

But originally I thought it was just, well, fiction. Because no sane person believes in it, minus young children whose parents don't give a shit about supervising them.

And I would hate to be isekai'd, I have a family on earth, or had, and I would hate worrying them, or causing them grief with my sudden death or disappearance. But you really don't get a choice in the matter.

This brings me to my current situation, I'm in the body of a baby who's been recently born.

Right now I'm in my 'mothers' arms who's clutching on to me at the moment.

"I-is that normal baby behavior honey, he hasn't cried since birth…" my 'father', who's been sitting next to my mother holding her left arm, asked in worry, guess I've been entirely zoned out since I came out of the chimney.

"You're right Akio...maybe we should get the doctor?" so my father's name is Akio, that's Japanese if I'm not mistaken, that narrows down my location I guess.

I mean, most anime's take place in Japan, so it's not that useful, I just hope I'm not in death note or some shit like that.

"Mr. Hina, I assume everything is alright with the newborn?" a voice would break my thoughts, some dude with a pedo stash walked in wearing a doctor's uniform.

"Well...he hasn't cried since birth, is that normal?" my mother would quickly ask, seemingly worried about me.

The doctor would look at me, perplexed.

"Normally when a baby exits the womb, they immediately cry due to the cold air and the brand new environment, but yours appears to be an isolated case." the doctor would state.

Isolated case? Just great, that's just unwanted attention.

I hate being in the spotlight, or any light for that matter.

If I'm being isekai'd into this shitty world, I'd rather have no attention on me, that's basically begging for something bad to happen to me.

"And you've got nothing to worry about, your son is a healthy boy as far as being physically goes, but mentally is a whole different thing." the doctor would say, being blunt.

'Is he calling me fucking retard? Bitch' I'd think, this man does not hesitate.

After that, my new family went home to our house, and we were in the middle class. I half expected to be rich because of isekai.

*CLICK*

"Let's get the little one to bed, yeah honey?" Akio would say, seemingly just as tired as my mother.

"You're right Akio, I'm sure he's really tired." she would then yawn, taking me to my new room. Giving birth takes a lot out of you huh?

As she said that, we reached my new room. It was quite a space for a baby, but I guess I'll grow into it.

I was then put into a baby crib, which was really fucking comfy my god, I could really stay in it forever.

...

Now that I think about it, most people don't think about the consequences of being isekai'd, what about your family? How will they cope with your death? Honestly, I would've liked to say goodbye to them, but that's it.

Live and forget, right?

Author's Note

Finally after 325 of not posting anything, here's a new fic.

I've been indulging in highschool dxd isekai fanfiction and decided to write one myself, and I'd say it went alright. But as I said in my last fic, I'm a procrastinator, don't expect a new chapter soon, or do, I don't know how I'll be feeling.