The Simp and the Loner

"Oh!Hmph! OHH!"

Kazuya collapsed on his bed as he took in his latest round of pleasuring himself.

huff* *huff*

He panted and pulled out the tissue on his groin region sullied with his stuff and threw it in the trash can which was now overflowing with tissues for his personal needs.He rolled himself to lay on his back and rest a little and calm his little boy down.

He hated his situation and sniffed with tears coming out.

"What did I do wrong?"

He asked himself as painful memories of his Girlfriend for only a month,Mami came up.

He thought he tried everything and spared no expense to get her to like him.

The fact was that he was a Simp,even if he was no familiar with that word.

The girl,Mami had sucked him dry of his money but he still fantasized doing it with her.

Being a first year University student and was pathetic and embarrassing to him. It didn't help that his 2 guys friends of his College group teased and annoyed him to no end about being a virgin.

He would f* these b*es and lose his virginity, he'll show them all!

He also wasn't aware of his incel tendencies. That didn't matter as his main goal was to get some sweet a* ,and he would spend the money his parents sent as allowance and for covering living expenses to make it happen. A true capital letter S-I-M-P

Once a Simp, always a Simp you could say.

Luckily he had the internet to deal with his raging urges and relieved himself in the privacy of his room he had rented as a Uni student. This should do for now.

As Kazuya was back to self-pitying and going for another round with his little friend,a knock came from the door.

"Crap!" he blurred out loud.

His room mate had come back and that person had the spare key!

Kazuya was still lying on his bed and he barely managed to pull up his pagamas to cover his naughty bits.

The door unlocked and was opened by the newcomer.

"Morning"

Kazuya awkwardly looked at the person,his way he was lying on his bed made it obvious what he had been doing.

His roommate looked at him with an unreadible expression which made Kazuya uncomfortable.

"Ha,ha...so you're back"

He noticed the Shopping bags and knew he had gone to the convenience store.

"Morning"

He replied to Kazuya and closed the door and walked over to the mini-fridge to put the stuff he he just bought.

Hachiman Hikigaya. He was a mystery somewhat to the red haired Simp and try hard nice guy who let women play along and then walk all over him,his urges and needs unsatisfied.

All he knew was that he was from Chiba. Hachiman wasn't much of a talker.

Even when Kazuya's circle of friends prodded into his personal life, Hachiman would just give short,Curt answers and avoided associating with them.

On some level, Kazuya admired that. He just can't help Simping and let girls as well his guy friends leech off of his hard-earned money,given by his parents that is.

Hachiman put his stuff in the mini-fridge and laid on his bed at the far side of the room,next to the back wall.

It was a bit crowded for 2 people but they had struck a deal to share the room and split the rent.

This worked out perfectly for Kazuya. More of his parent's money for him to Simp around to get a girlfriend and get laid. He had been unsuccessful so far but luckily he can spend on porn mags and Internet sites for some happy time. Provided whenever Hachiman wasn't in the room of course.

Speaking of Hachiman,he was busy with his phone at the moment.

The only thing that annoyed Kazuya about him was his bluntness and difficulty to get close with him.

Setting aside his lack of awareness of his own annoying personality,he felt that he perhaps looked down of him due to his failure in relationships although he knew nothing of Hachiman's love life.

"Do you need something" Hachiman asked while still looking at his phone.

'Crap! Is he a mind-reader?'

"Heh heh! No, nothing at all" Kazuya said nervously. He seriously needs a girlfriend so he's no longer a pathetic virgin.

He was about to go back to sulking when he heard Hachiman folding a piece of paper and said.

"A girl was giving out flyers and I thought you would be interested in it."

Kazuya looked at him holding a flyer and offering to him.

He thought that Hachiman's eyes indeed looked like dead fish like some of his friends had commented.

He took the flyer which had boldly written text and read it.

Feeling lonely and need a Girlfriend to provide company? Our Agency will provide just the girl for you!

Contact below for more details.

Kazuya was puzzled by this and he looked back at him.

Hachiman said "You seemed down after what happened with that girl"

Kazuya cringed since he was obviously talking about Mami.

Hachiman was looking back at his phone and he continued

"I wouldn't recommend it but it's up to you"

Kazuya tried to figure out what he was doing.

"He usually acts so aloof. Is he looking out for me?"

He felt touched by the gesture but another thought came in mind.

"Wait a minute! Does he think I'm so pathetic I'll literally pay women to date me? That pisses me off!"

Kazuya seethed in his mind.

The fact that Hachiman wasn't even acknowledging that Kazuya was staring at him which annoyed him even more.

He looked away and sighed deeply to calm down.

He took another look at the flyer and considered it.

'I guess I could give it a try'

He was a Simp in the end. He'll find any means,with his parents money to finally get a girl and lose his virginity. And brag about it.

A/N : Sorry Rent-a-Girlfriend fans. I heard it gets better latter on but I dropped it after 4 episodes. To much Simping,pushover MC and dragging heels on the plot.

Consider it kind of crack-ish. Don't take too seriously.