Ok, so from the last chapter, I've calculated that 257 chapters should be enough to make a one million (257 is the total amount of days that Yugo will train until the tournament.)
Enjoy!
CHAPTER 2:
Yugo woke up from his sleep, slightly tired. He tried to get out of the bag, but he felt something block his way. He looked down to see the Riolu still sleeping away, yet Yugo rolled his eyes and threw her out of the bag and flying into the tent canvas.
The Riolu abruptly screamed once she was on the floor, "What the hell was that?!"
Yugo told her, "Hey, not my fault that you wanted to jump on in."
"I told you I didn't want to get cold."
"Pa-leeze, how about I just sell all the warm stuff so we both freeze?"
"Aren't you part Blaziken?"
"Piss off, it means nothing."
She stuck her tongue out as Yugo then said, "If I was a Gallade, I'd kick your ass without a problem."
"*hmph* when I become a Lucario, I'll remember to beat you up."
Yugo gave the middle finger to her and got out of the tent, and started to pack everything up little by little. His tent was taken down, packed into the backpack, and then he stuffed in the sleeping bags as well. The Riolu asked, "So, what is your plan besides being a total dick?"
Yugo answered, "I swear you've been around my aunt for too long. Anyway, first is to train you, then collect a few others, and finally… maybe compete in next year's tournament."
"Maybe?"
"Ok, I will compete in the tournament. But where to start is a question I can't answer right this minute."
"Why?"
Yugo gave a straight answer, "Because, as weird as it might sound, when Prof. Grandpa became this 'nobody can kick my ass with anything they got' gymleader, nobody could get an eighth badge and virtually nobody showed up to a tournament one time and a six year old actually won it against nobody. After that, they redesigned it where Grandpa is optional and you need seven badges instead. That and they redesigned the gym system as well."
The Riolu asked, "How was it redesigned?"
"Basically the gyms are like top notch, but still beatable, and what makes it semi-convenient is that their within Luminose capital only now every time you want to fight them, it's 100 dollars a fight."
"Why so much?"
"Because Grandpa does the same charge, so every other gymleader thought that if they'd charge the challenger, they'd get rich quick and easy. Newsflash assholes, my Prof. Crazy got rich from trading with every criminal organization he could find."
He ended his lecture and began walking down the path, following behind being the little pup. They didn't walk for long as a small, clear area came into Yugo's view. They stopped there and immediately Yugo dumped everything on the ground, already ready to put the Riolu into training. He told her, "We'll start right here."
The Riolu asked, "This?"
It had a couple of trees, some boulders, not that much. She turned to Yugo, "This is where I'm gonna train?"
Yugo rolled his eyes, "Hey I'm new to this, so please just go along with it, ok?"
"Fine."
There was a moment of silence, only then for Yugo to realize, "Um, why aren't you doing anything?"
The Riolu answered yelling, "You're supposed to tell me what to do Idiot!"
"Ok, ok, sorry. I guess we'll start by attempting a karate chop."
"On?"
"Uh, that tree over there I guess."
The Riolu took a deep breath and readied herself, then charged at the tree, energy to hand… it hit…
"AAAAAAAH!"
…too hard. Yugo cringed as the little Riolu was now in pain. Yugo asked, "Aren't you supposed to be a fighting type?"
The Riolu growled, "It's that stupid Gardevoir's fault."
"Aunt Catherine?"
"Yeah, her."
"Don't worry, after the months you'll train, you'll be able to kick her ass."
She just nodded, then tried again. This time it hit the tree without… a lot of pain. She felt a little sting, but this time it was properly done. Done. There was also a little wedge in the tree trunk where her paw hit, but it wasn't enough to do any actual damage. Yugo pushed, "Alright, try again."
The Riolu tried again, putting more effort and energy into the attack, with the end result being a deeper notch. She did again, even deeper, as Yugo emphasized, "C'mon Reeka, one more…"
She growled and did a karate chop right into Yugo's groin, causing him to hold his privates and fall onto the floor in pain. He muttered, "Well, I got a name… Reeka… short for… ricochet."
As Yugo held his balls in anguish, Reeka walked up arms crossed, "Oh, don't be such a big baby."
Yugo slowly stood up, "Well… if you were kicked in the testes, wouldn't you be in a heaping bit of pain?"
"The wha?"
"The fucking privates!"
Reeka made a quick laugh, "I'm a girl stupid."
"Yeah, but if… oh forget it. Let's try this again Reeka."
Reeka growled at the new named, but did so and aimed at the tree again. Yugo ordered, "Alright, try again."
Reeka charged at the tree and hit it hard, making a large gnash in the trunk. Yugo nodded, "See? Now you know how to make a little cut."
Reeka exclaimed, "Little?!"
"Look, I've seen my cousins make larger wedges than that."
Reeka huffed and crossed her arms again. This process of training and cutting the tree down took until noon. Reeka managed to cut it, but Yugo almost got crushed by the falling tree, only to scold at Reeka afterwards. After the scolding, they stopped for a lunch break so they could eat something, then quickly get back to training. Yugo's food that Frank gave him was, um, below par to say, so he packed himself some better food off screen.
As they ate, Yugo asked Reeka, "So, do you think we can make it to the tournament?"
Reeka just shrugged, "Look, I'd like to not be freezing and have a nice meal."
"Oh come on, the sandwiches aren't that bad."
"But they aren't that good either."
"Yes they are, I made them."
"Well, it shows why it sucks so much."
"Oh really? Do you want to go back to my grandfather?"
Reeka looked away and muttered, "No."
"Then shut up and eat your food."
Once they were finished, they resumed their training, trying to increase Reeka's guarantee rate so she can hit more than just one time. Over the next three hours, she got her move under control, except she was losing power to quickly for every shot… and also was losing temper. Yugo kept emphasizing and stressing on her chop, but Reeka had enough and screamed out loud, "FUCK YOU!"
Yugo went out cold after she used karate chop on his head. Several hours passed by from the blow as Yugo woke up in the near black of night, only to have a headache, a freezing tenseness, and to see his tent up with Reeka inside. He was gonna beat the hell out of that Riolu and she's gonna get it.
He stood up quick and walked on into the tent, then found Reeka sitting there looking already miserable even before she got her punishment. Yugo didn't know why she was like that, but he wasn't about to make it worse. He sat down beside her and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
She was a little dazed, yet she said a little watery, "I don't wanna be a bad girl."
Yugo was a bit surprised. He didn't even yell and yet… maybe she saw his thoughts? He asked, "What's the problem?"
"I don't wanna get hit."
"Hit? I was gonna scream, but… not hit."
She put her head into her arms, crying a little as Yugo asked, "Hold on, what the hell happened? Did Grandpa abuse…"
"He didn't do it. He gave me to a woman… and she did it."
Yugo now was furious, getting up and went digging into his backpack. He scurried through the shit and pulled out the phone, dialed up the lab, and wanted to report a little complaint.
(At Italy's Lab)
Frank was meanwhile watching his show on YouTube, laughing at the insanity.
"True, also, I believe our forces are being quite literally slaughtered."
"Ha, who gives a shit, they're Nazis!"
Frank chuckled, only for the counter phone to ring, making him pause the video and pick it up. He answered, "Yello, Italy Lab, what do you want?"
Yugo yelled, "Grandpa!"
"Oh, hello Yugo. Need a pick up or something?"
"What the hell happened to the Reeka?!"
"Who?"
"The Riolu you gave me!"
"Her? What about her?"
"You fucking li-ah! She was given to that woman, wasn't she?"
Frank rolled his eyes and nodded, "Alright, fine, I did give it to her and then about a month later she returned it back due to it not being a male and the fact it wasn't exactly submissive. You know… back talking, acting 'spoiled' and shit like that."
"Hopefully you know where that bitch is."
Frank pulled out a list, "Well, last I've seen of her was three weeks ago and she said she was heading to Unova for some tournament over there. Then two days ago, it shows she won it. Now, the next tournament here next year is a… global tournament… so you'll see her there."
Yugo asked, "Before I ask about the tournament, what's her Pokémon?"
"Uh, let me see… Charizard… Machomp… a Victoreebell… Lopunny… a Typhlosion… and a Swellow. I had Midori list down every opponents' Pokémon so I win faster."
Yugo rolled his eyes, "Thanks, I'll remember to not mark anything down for you to write down."
"HA, you'll be surprised how shit flies around."
"Now, what about that tournament?"
"The global one? Oh yeah, it's a real ass fucker I helped make."
"Oh, you'll win without a problem you cheater."
"HA, you make me laugh harder that Redd Foxx. Its 128 contestants."
Yugo was stopped. He asked, "128?"
"Ok, I'm thinking of dropping it to 64…"
"Yeah, that's a better idea."
"Well anyway, that's the story for your little friend, goodbye."
And before Yugo could respond, Frank slammed the phone down and resumed his episode, "Now let's watch the Catholics get pulverized.
(Back to Yugo)
Yugo was still a bit pissed about his grandfather and very pissed at that woman. He looked down to Reeka and saw how she was now just a neutral mess. He went down and asked, "So… I assume that women did more than just…"
Reeka shook her head, "All she did was say how I was supposed to be a boy and why I was horrible."
"But you also said…"
"She did, but that was after."
"Oh."
Reeka hugged Yugo, then kicked him a bit as she told him, "I still don't like you."
Yugo rolled his eyes with a smile, "Yes you do."
"No I don't!"
"Reeka…"
She kicked his stomach while hugging him, making him wonder if she ever had common sense. Well, Yugo decided to play nice and asked the Riolu, "Well Reeka, how about I let you sleep in the bag?"
She looked up at him as she didn't expect that…
"On the condition that you go in your Pokéball… then you can sleep in the bag every night if you want."
Reeka made a pout, but nodded minutely. Yugo pulled out a Pokéball and threw it at her, capturing the Riolu, then he released her, only to see how she was shaking. He figured it was of her past, but it didn't matter right now. She got into the sleeping bag first, then Yugo crawled into it, feeling a bit uncomfortable.
They feel asleep and the night just flew by without any more issues.
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Ok, the reason why this is shorter than it should've been was because the first half was written in book and then copied on. Apparently, writing in book reaps less words.
