This chapter, unfortunately, does not have multiple songs as I said in the last one because I focused on the talking portion. Luckily it should be comical. Also to note, "Amphibian Love" reached the 10k mark on 12/28/2018 :D.

Credit to Xbyt92.

Enjoy!


CHAPTER SIX:

It was a cold morning, dark early and cloudy enough to make you think you woke up during night. Yugo woke up in the morning first, and when he went out, it was pretty dark…

*BOOM*

And a lighting strike in the distance. Yugo just muttered, "No fucking training, great."

He went back in and went on his laptop with nothing better to do. After playing a few turns of the Stark Trek game, he saved and closed, only to crawl back into the sleeping bag, hugging onto Reeka again. He didn't sleep for long having the remembrance from last night.

Upon waking up, he found Judas awake as well with Reeka barely awake next to him. Yugo looked at them as they already knew it was raining outside. He sighed and spoke, "Um, Judas?"

Judas, already knowing what Yugo was going to say, "Yes?"

"Since there's no training… I'd like to actually apologize."

"Apologize? For what?"

"For… treating you like… a slave?"

"Slave is a little extreme, but alright, I accept your apology as long as you don't…"

"Yes… I'll be more responsible with my Pokémon so they don't become indirectly your Pokémon."

Judas nodded, "Hopefully. Now, how about you take Reeka through rain?"

"The rain?"

"Well, there are several Pokémon that use it to their advantage. You might as well have her train in it."

"Alright, alright. C'mon Reeka."

Reeka went under the bag, "No."

Yugo sighed and grabbed from under, only for…

"FUCK!"

Reeka bit him a little to shoo him off. Yugo then grabbed both sides of the bag and got her wrapped up as Reeka now was screaming, "LET ME GO, LET ME GO! I WANNA STAY DRY!"

Yugo exited the tent and flipped Reeka out, landing in the mud. She growled as Yugo told her, "Now that we're both wet, let's begin training."

She rolled her eyes as Yugo said, "Now… hit me."

Reeka smartassed, "Oh, I'd do a lot more than just hit you right now."

"Then try your best."

Reeka charged fats at him, only for Yugo to dodge with just enough time to make an ember, which missed Reeka. She make an aura sphere which Yugo neutralized with another ember. He then pulled out Keir's Pokéball and screamed, "KEIR, I CHOOSE YOU!"

And out came the Houndour, already disliking the rain pouring on his head. Yugo ordered, "Keir, attack Reeka! Ember!"

Keir charged at Reeka, only for her to use a karate chop and flip him over and then quickly go up to his ear. Reeka whispered something into his ear as Yugo yelled, "Keir, use flamethrower!"

Nothing. If anything, Keir got up alongside Reeka, giving Yugo that uh-oh look. Yugo drooped his arms, "Oh fuck, their going against me."

Both Pokémon charged at him; Yugo readied an ember and flung in at Reeka. She dodged as now Yugo had to put more effort into this. He fired a weak psychic, hitting both of them, knocking Reeka back, but Keir jumped forward and used flamethrower. Yugo dodged, barely missing it, then used a larger flamethrower, engulfing Kier…

"AHHH!"

He was kicked in the leg by Reeka, crashing onto the floor, yet he used another psychic and shot Reeka out onto the field. He quickly jumped up and shot Keir, only the Houndour ran a circle around him and bit his leg, making Yugo scream in pain. Yugo kicked Keir, then used a flamethrower and another ember. Kier wasn't as hurt as Yugo, except the guy had now a bleeding leg, yet he kept fighting as the rain now was getting heavier.

Yugo used another flamethrower, getting larger every time it seemed, only Keir dodged it barely again and jumped to Yugo's back, where the guy used some kind of psychic blast that flung the Houdour into a tree. Judas noticed how Yugo has just more aggressive, yet the Pokémon are taking it very well and are getting more aggressive in the fight along with him.

Reeka charged back in the game by launching an aura sphere, only to be obliterated by Yugo's ember, which entirely baffled what was going on, and then a punch that knocked Reeka out and then another punch that kicked Keir into K.O mode. Judas saw some kind of uncontrolled rage in Yugo's eyes as this training session just became a ass-kicking session. Judas called, "Yugo."

An ember flew his way as he blocked it with a bayonet, "Look, I don't know what's wrong but…"

A kick to the head was his response as Judas was flung back to where he started. Judas grunted, and now just gave up. He said, "Know what… I think you need to see what I really have in store."

He took off his coat, his clothes, and was standing there naked, only then to begin glowing. Yugo, still not in control, watched as Judas was apparently getting taller, tail grew longer, and… whoa. Judas now looked more like a Sceptile as most of his body was a dark green, tail was now leaf covered, and had five fingers that were dull, yet still able to slice. Yugo charged at Yugo without any thought as Judas used a leaf blade, throwing Yugo across the field. He used an ember, Judas grabbed and rushed it. Yugo used psychic, Judas waved it off.

Judas used a final blow of a dark solar beam to annihilate Yugo, which it did succeed and the result was total blackout.

(At the Pokécenter)

Yugo was opening his eye lids slowly, groaning in pain, "Uh… what happened?"

"You got knocked out, what else?"

Judas said as a nurse Joy walked in, "Just about."

Yugo pushed himself up, only for Nurse Joy's hand to push him back down gently, "What blow you took was enough to give you some bruises and a minor bone fracture. I recommend you lay down and I'll get it fixed."

Yugo then asked in fright, "W-Wait, what about Reeka, Keir?!"

"Who?"

"My Pokémon!"

"Oh, well, your friend here brought them to me after apparently dragging you here as well. Their over there."

Yugo jumped off the table, them crashed on the floor, screaming and grabbing his leg. The nurse scolded, "Your leg was bitten if you didn't know! You have to remain in here until either the leg heals or…"

Yugo stood up, not listening, "I… want to see them."

"I'll bring them to you if you listen AND remain in the room, alright?"

Yugo nodded. Joy told Judas, "Make sure he doesn't escape."

Judas rolled his eyes, "If he did, then we wouldn't even be here."

She left as Judas helped Yugo back on the table, then scolded him as well, "What the hell is fucking wrong with you?!"

Yugo was already in no mood, yet went with it, "What?"

"You don't remember what happened this morning?!"

"No."

"Well I'll give you a brief version!"

Yugo slapped Judas, "Look, whatever the hell happened I want to hear full detail so I understand why I got here. The leg I remember was from Keir. Did I blackout from that?"

Judas sighed, "No, you…"

Joy came in with Keir snoring and Reeka looking of a mix of nervous, angry, and a bit happy. Judas asked, "Nurse joy… is it alright if I could talk to Yugo for a bit. But I just want you out please."

Nurse Joy agreed, although giving a strange look, "Um, ok, but…"

"I won't have him move off the table."

She put Keir on the floor and left, closing the door, only for Judas to begin, "I don't know how, why, or what caused it, but after you were bitten in the leg, you were in straight berserker mode. You were beating up your Pokémon as if they were actually attacking you and then when I tried to confront you, you knocked me onto the ground and I actually went used my nightmare form in order to get you under control."

Yugo asked, "A what form?"

"A longer story I am not explaining."

"Ok… so why did i…"

"I don't know. Is there any kind of history where this has happened before in your family?"

"No… no, there's never been anything like that."

"What exactly were you again? Blaziken, Zoroark, and Gardevoir?"

"Yeah."

"Ok, there may be a slight chance that somewhere along your family genetics of your Zoroark side, it is possible you may have had some kind of screw-up that gave a rare ability to a Zoroark that passed down right to you… or you have a very rare mental condition also from the Zoroark family I'm not sure."

Yugo sarcastically said, "Oh thanks, now I know I'm a genetic fuck up."

"Well… I can guarantee that you're able to win fights more so than…"

"Uh, didn't you say that you…"

"Yes, but I could probably take on several very high levels right now without an issue."

"I roasted your ass if you didn't remember."

"Ok, sorry. When I am prepared."

"Better."

Yugo laid down and closed his eyes as he mumbled, "Any kind of healing genes?"

Judas smirked, "Oh sure, why not be able to regrow an arm or two. And maybe your brain and your entire body while we're at it. Do you really think that kind of shit I can see right now?"

"I don't know, you seem to be able to find everything else."

Yugo then hugged Reeka, bringing the Riolu close to him, making Reeka annoyed, "I'm not a stuffed animal."

Yugo smiled, "But you're warm, cuddly, and soft."

"*grumbling* when I become a Lucario, I'm gonna stab you with my spikes."

"Well, maybe those human genes you got will get rid of your spikes, or dull them."

(Three hours later)

Even though Yugo didn't make a full recovery, he made it enough to where he could at least walk. Upon leaving the Pokécenter, Yugo began to worry that everything that was at the camp site was possibly stolen. They got there as Judas calmed him down and once there, Yugo remembered about tonight's event at Full-of-shit Franco's.

Judas asked, "And we have to get dragged why?"

Yugo said, "How about as a sorry note? I'll pay for extras if we get stuck paying for it."

"Really?"

Yugo then said, "Look, Reeka can come along and you won't get bored."

"She's your…"

"I know, I know, but she likes you more than she likes me anyway."

Judas sighed, "Well, maybe it'll be a good performance and a good piece of time. Otherwise I'm getting the fuck out and stabbing holes in yer tent."

Yugo assured, "Don't worry, Franco will knock your socks off when you get there if he's the one doing the shit; unless his CEO asshole decides to take him off tonight for some stupid reason."

"You guarantee?"

"I bet."

(Luminose City, 5:53PM)

Time skip, they made it to the city at the place as it was beginning to flood. Yugo whined, "I knew we should've left earlier."

They got to the front, after a long wait, and the same guards as yesterday blocked Yugo's entrance once again, "Kid, get the hell out of here."

Yugo asserted, "I'm supposed to be on that damn list, look at it!"

"Oh please, what name you got on here?"

"Yugokil Alerjzek Blazik."

Both guards were confused, "What?"

"I'll spell it out: y-u-g-o-k-i-l a-l-e-r-j-z-e-k –b-l-a-z-i-k."

The main guard checked and…

"Oh shit… he is on here."

Yugo smugly smiled, "Yesterday as well?"

"No, only today."

They got out and asked Judas, "And you're in because…"

Judas put two bayonets to their throats as the guard quickly withdrawed, "Going with him, I see, I see."

Judas put them away and continued his way in.

Inside the building was a gleaming wonder of shiny floors and a beautiful setup of furniture. Everything was pristine; the people, their Pokémon, and even the food and drinks. Of course, Yugo went straight for the drinks.

At the bar, he ordered three glasses of wine and a slider of samplers. The best part was that Judas was not acting like an annoying emo and actually enjoying the place. Ok, he ordered a second glass of wine but who cares?

Then, before Judas almost ordered higher alcohol, Yugo nudged him, "Hey, here's the show everyone's been fucking waiting for."

The curtains opened up showing four men wearing brightly white suits, hats, even gloves, and one of them was Franco, third from the first guy leading. The leader tapped on the mic and said, "Good evening ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming for the second day of our premier currently at the beginning of December. We'll be doing a few songs for tonight and will be back on the 24th to play off a few holiday classics. Thank you and enjoy the show."

(Play "Reach Out-I'll Be There")

The musicians got in place as the first instruments went, then the leader clapped his hands to the rhythm, then the second, then Franco, and then the fourth as they went in singular rhythm. The pre-disco music kicked in as the leader first began off, "Feel that you can't go on."

The three went after, "can't go on."

"Cause all your hope is gone."

"All your hope is gone."

"Tonight's to bring much confusion."

"Much confusion."

"Until happiness is just an illusion."

"Happiness is just an illusion."

"And the worl-rld is comin' done, now darling!"

The three sang the signature, "Reach out."

"Come on baby, just reach out for me!"

"Reach ouuuuuout!"

They clapped, then twice and all sang, "IIII'll be theeeere, with the love that'll shelter youuuu."

As the song played out, Yugo's eyes were directed onto somebody coming his way. It was a man in a business suit, wearing a pair of glasses, and a smile that looked more like a sleazy steal than a warm welcome. He groaned, "Ah hell."

Judas asked, "What's wrong, this is going great!"

"Not the show, I mean the prick coming our way."

Judas looked to see the man, then asked, "Who's he?"

"His name's Bryan Payne. He's the CEO of just about every major sector of Luminose. This place, the GTA, the tower itself, and every casino, gamblin' joint, and booze bar you can find. Him and grandpa don't get along for several reasons."

"Such as?"

"Money marks down all of them."

Payne got to the bar and ordered, "Two martinis, shaken, and stirred."

The man nodded, going to make the drinks, as Payne sat next to Yugo, which only made him more uncomfortable than he already was. Payne looked over and asked, "So… you must be Yugo Italy."

Yugo corrected, "Blazik."

"Sorry, sorry, Blazik. I guess it should make sense seeing that you are part Blaziken."

"Sir, what the hell do you want from me?"

"Well, that's not a way to talk to someone who got billions."

"Mr. Payne, I know you enough to know that talking is alone unusual. Am I a middleman?"

Payne decided to cut the nicety nice BS and get straight to it. He told him, losing his smile, "I need you to get your grandfather a little under control here. He's outrageous in several aspects."

Yugo raised a brow, "So are you. Take a guess how many sex scandals you were involved in."

"That was all faked by Italy."

"Ok, fine, it's true, but both of you have your corruptions. He works with criminals, you control, puppet, and ruin people along with faking crimes."

The bartender gave Payne his martinis then left. Payne took a sip and continued, "Aside of that, I want you to seriously get Italy under control. The guy is impossible to deal with and is making me lose money in the gym business and when trainers come in. That bastard takes all their cash and the gym leaders are stuck there losing their own cash when Italy charges a ridiculous amount."

"500 dollars ain't ridiculous."

"Adding it up over time with their ego, you can have easy a million in a month. Along with every other leader in the other regions, trainers flock to take on this guy and he makes millions doing nothing."

Yugo sat there and thought, knowing it's all true and not bothering him, "True, so?"

"He's a guy you can't put as a gymleader, ok? He needs to be either taken out or calmed down."

Judas butted in, with the alcohol kicking in, "Why not shoot him?"

"Tried that. Apparently the sniper went missing then showed up as a decapitated corpse. Never doing that again."

Yugo asked, "Hold on, you tried to put a bullet in…"

"His head? Yeah, it failed. Probably those damn criminal teams he got. Flare, Rocket, Plasma, I don't know. He trades with those guys, helps them sell and capture Pokémon illegally and causing weird experiments while you sit their drinking your wine listening to a dance and show as Prof. Crazy sets this whole city to flames."

Yugo gave up on this and said, "Should I tell you about the things you've done?"

"Why? My stuff is dwarfed by Italy's. He obliterated forests, destroyed a sacred temple, set fire to the scrolls, blew up the Luminose tower, and publically humiliated people!"

"Please, I think the high class ones who are total snobs *like yourself* deserve it."

"Hey, there's nothing funny about having somebody being mauled to death while naked."

"Cynthia in that picture wasn't in the nude, she had underwear on."

"I give up, I give the f up."

Payne got from his seat and took his second martini with him after the first one was left there. Reeka asked Yugo, "Is this… normal?"

Yugo nodded, "If I run into him again… very normal. Ok Judas… Judas?"

Judas wasn't at the bar. Yugo looked and asked, "Shit, well hopefully he knows how to get back."

(Where Judas was)

Well… he was drunk. Judas was tipping about as he walked, careful not to bump into anyone, but failing as he nearly did so…

"Watch it!"

A woman barked as Judas quickly apologized, slightly crossed eyed, "Sorry ma…ma…ma'am. I was trying to find my way back to Yugoslavia."

Even though he was about to turn around, the woman grabbed and asked, "Wait, could I see you again?"

"Sure, we're outside the city at the tent."

He wasn't crossed eyed, and saw the young woman who might be around a young adult age. She was a sight with the long sand colored hair and blue eyes. Judas asked, "Who are you?"

The woman answered, "Rebecca."

"Rebecca… the wife of Abraham… or was it Moses… um… no it was…"

"Do you need help?"

"Maybe, do you know who was the husband…"

"No, I mean do you need help getting out?"

"Of where?"

"Um, here?"

"Sure, just look for a guy with Zoroark hair and a little Riolu."

"Uhhh… ok?"

She helped him as Judas kept on stumbling, then out from the crowd, Yugo came over and saw Rebecca helping Judas over, only for the guy to yell, "'Der's Yugioh!"

Yugo grunted with sarcasm, "Oh thanks Judas."

He went up and apologized, "Very sorry ma'am for my friend's behavior."

Rebecca chuckled, "Let me tell ya something, he's way better than others I've seen."

Judas picked up Reeka, "Aw, look how cute you are."

Reeka growled, "Don't call me cute."

"Aw, she's so cute when she's angry."

He kissed her on the cheek, earning him a kick to the stomach and a punch to the face. He fell to the ground with his glasses flying out and getting kicked, yet not broken. Yugo grabbed them, only for the woman to ask, "So… are you two friends?"

Yugo replied, "Travelling partners."

"Huh. This might sound odd but can I join?"

Yugo stopped and asked, "Why?"

"Well, other than seeing what kind of mess you might be having, I haven't gone on a trip before."

"Well… I'm not actually travelling."

"That's fine. I take it you just train?"

"Yeah."

"Her to kick his face?"

"Uhh… that's just attitude."

"Hilarious, oh well, nothing some fine tuning can do."

"I still don't…"

"Hey!"

Three guards showed up and grabbed Yugo as one dragged Judas by his feet. Yugo slowly increased volume, "fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!"

Rebecca shrugged and went along, asking Reeka, "So do you actually like that guy?"

Reeka answered, "No."

"Oh, well the guy who was kissing you at least was nice… sort of."

"Well… he's better than Yugo."

Rebecca thought, 'Thank Arceus, I thought I'd get stuck with another deadbeat.'

Afterwards, Yugo had to carry Judas on his back all the way to the tent in the cold. It was a grueling experience and you can almost bet that Payne got them kicked out. At the tent, Yugo put Judas into the bag along with himself, then panicked remembering that Reeka…

The tent opened up, "Hello."

It was that Rebecca girl as Yugo asked, "Why are you…"

Reeka came in and jumped into the bag, snuggling up nice and warm. Then the woman entered in, "Um, this might some kinda weird but… can I just… um… go with… your friend?"

For getting drunk and embarrassing him, sure, why not. Yugo nodded, "Sure, it can't go wrong. When he wakes up though, it'll look weird."

"Thanks, hopefully it fits two people."

Yugo was starting to question this but…, "Uh, yeah, it should. Supposedly it was made for two people to use."

She smiled and crawled into the same bag and hugged onto Judas, sleeping away slowly. Yugo shook his head and went to sleep as well, waiting to see if tomorrow will bring more surprises.

(At Italy's lab)

Italy was hearing a rant off from Payne. After the yelling was finished, Italy gave the best answer he mustered up and has succeeded, "Go fuck your mother."

Which started a whole new line of screaming. Then finally, Italy asked, "What do you want me to do?"

Payne yelled, "How about not be an asshole!"

"Sorry, that's my third part to my imaginary four part name."

"Well let me tell you this, there is nothing good about you and in fact you might as well be the villain here!"

"I enjoyed being the villain and if nobody likes that, who cares, I got criminals and American nukes to back me up. Now answer me this question, am I really the bad guy here?"

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

"Asshole hanged up, oh well. OFF TO BED!"


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Hilariously, I'm going to bed as well. And yes, watch as Rebecca tries to get Judas.