The Old Legend Series, The Super Abridged Version

This is an "abridgening" of my old Legend Series. No one asked for this, but I'm giving it to you anyway.


Hi. I'm Vincent, the main protagonist of this failed series, and I'm gonna tell you how I became god.

Our story starts in every single Pokemon game. I'm off to avenge my dad because some dickwad named Elementia killed him and wanted to take over the world.

And then because I said so, I beat every region and became the champion of each. Also I have fire powers and a metal endoskeleton, both with a super duper, mega hega, ultra zultra cool sounding name.

theyre called fire arts and steel arts.

fucking brilliant.

And then for a completely bullshit reason, Pokemon and Fairy Tail exist in the same universe, and I take a little vacation/drawn out training montage (like, 7 djfkglgfhjillion chapters) to find the guy who killed my dad so I can fucking murder his ass. Also I somehow cause everyone in the city of Magnolia to die, and then it's blamed on me.

And then I murder Elementia.