The Old Legend Series, The Super Abridged Version
This is an "abridgening" of my old Legend Series. No one asked for this, but I'm giving it to you anyway.
Hi. I'm the main side character Night and also Vincent's love interest, but we haven't gotten to that part yet.
I'm fucking psychic and absolutely wet for spicy food.
And then, because I said so, the near entirety Earthbound happens, except the Phase Distorter doesn't fucking work, so we wait for the world to end by Giygas' (intangible) hand.
It just so happens that Mt. Itoi was also called Mt. Ebott.
Undertale and Sans is totally not Ness, thanks MatPat.
We fix/yoink Sans' phase distorter. Also Megalovania can suck my-
Then Ninja Gaiden, because my dad was a ninja, and so I inherit his will after he dies too.
Also Vincent lives on the same world as me, so it's time to go assassinate him because there's a bounty on his head.
