The Old Legend Series, The Super Abridged Version

This is an "abridgening" of my old Legend Series. No one asked for this, but I'm giving it to you anyway.


Night

I came to kill Vinc-

Aaaand I failed.

If I don't kill him, I'll be killed. If not by my organization, then by Vincent.

Vincent

What a loser.

Jordon

herrherr big fire man go brbrbrffffwwooouuuusshhhh

Night

Time to seduce either one of them fuck that, Jordon doesn't even know what the word "girl" means. Time to seduce the main character.

Then I accidentally fall in love with him.

Vincent

What a loser.

Jordon

(dialup noise)

Night

There's a tournament called the Super Smash tournament. It's a tournament for those who wanna fight in a tournament in case they've never fought in a tournament. Let's go to the tournament and fight in the tournament.

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And then, because I said so, they fought every single fighter and won, obviously.

And then Jordon's evil adoptive father Lucifer/turned Demonis invades the tournament and then the Subspace Emissary happened.

And then Jordon died, and Night was taken hostage.

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Vincent

What a loser.