The Old Legend Series, The Super Abridged Version
This is an "abridgening" of my old Legend Series. No one asked for this, but I'm giving it to you anyway.
Apparently Thanos got roped into trying to kill me too.
Naturally, because I said so, I murdered Thanos.
One does not simply murder Thanos, except for when it do.
And then in a stormy citadel across a bleak wasteland, I broke in and with my "god of fire" powers granted to my by that ugly fat bastard Hephaestus/Vulcan, I still managed to fail to save Night. Her soul was taken form her body and that was the end of Mr. Nice Guy, even though MNG never existed in the first place.
And then the final battle started, and I went up to the sun. Then I absorbed the sun.
And then a quasar.
And then a black hole.
And eventually the whole universe.
And then I murdered the main bad guy.
