Since I'm almost done with A Lack of Color that means I can devote myself to this story entirely. Also I really appreciate some of your comments; it made me smile when I noticed I was actually able to cheer some of you up.
Fanfiction Trauma
Again I'd like to point out that these stories are all fake and therefore you won't find them. I just made them up myself.
Chapter 6: Pairing Time
"I just can't believe you invited JJ and Will." Reid said.
"Well why shouldn't I?" Morgan asked with a shrug. "I think they got a right to know that someone's been writing stories about them behind their backs."
"Yeah right, you just didn't want to risk the possibility of reading again." Rossi said.
"Okay, okay, guilty as charged." Morgan confessed. "But trust me you'll thank me later."
"I'm already grateful to you hotness." Garcia said.
Morgan's smile only grew when he heard the doorbell. "I got it!" He headed to the door and greeted the guests with a smile. "Yo."
The first to greet him was an ecstatic Henry who ran straight into him. "Derek!"
Morgan grinned and picked the boy up. "Hey little buddy, good to see you."
"So what in the world was so important that you just had to interrupt us?" JJ asked cutting straight to the chase. "And believe me when I tell you that it'd better be good."
Will chuckled. "Don't mind her she's just cranky." He patted Morgan's arm. "It's good to see you again Derek."
"Same here." Morgan grinned. "Now let's get right to it." He led them towards the room where the other three were waiting.
"Aah Will, JJ, good to see you." Rossi greeted with a smile. "And you've even brought little Henry; this sure is a treat."
Garcia placed her arms around both in a greeting. "Hey guys!" She then went to cuddle Henry.
Reid waved at them. "Hi JJ, hey Will." He then embraced Henry who'd run towards him. "Hi there Henry."
Rossi walked over to ruffle his head. "Hey there Henry, nice to see you kiddo."
Henry nodded enthusiastically in agreement.
Will and JJ kept exchanging glances between themselves and the others. To say they were creeped out by the casual behavior was an understatement.
"So what's this all about now?" Will asked.
"I'll handle the explanations this time." Rossi said. "I'll make sure to be as delicate as possible." He turned to the new guests and took a deep breath before speaking. "There are stories posted on a site called Fanfiction that have our names on it."
"Come again? Will and JJ said in unison.
"Dude! You call that delicate?" Morgan asked with his arms crossed.
"David Rossi I am so wringing your neck for that." Garcia hissed. "You suck at being delicate."
"What are you talking about?" JJ asked. "Do you seriously expect us to believe that? Well unless you got proof I'm not buying it."
"Yeah," Will agreed.
Morgan's eyes glinted with mischief and he placed his arm around him. "Hey Willy, how about a demonstration for your lovely wife?" He motioned him to the chair. "Have a look."
He instantly jumped away from it as soon as he saw the screen. "Whoa! They were not kidding JJ."
"Huh? Really?" JJ said skeptically as she examined the screen. Her eyes narrowed at the confirmation. "Wow."
"Go on man," Morgan encouraged. "Read one."
"Yeah why not?" Will replied. "This sounds interesting."
Rossi smirked and turned to whisper to Morgan. "Hook line and sinker."
"He's so in for it."
"Oh hang on!" Reid cut in. He exited the room for a moment only to return with a box full of toys. He placed it down on his bed where Henry was already waiting.
"Yay! Can I play with all of them?" Henry asked happily.
"Of course you can pal." Reid replied as he ruffled his hair. He returned back to the group —that had been significantly growing— huddled by the laptop. "Never know when your loveable godson will drop by. Don't worry JJ those toys have absolutely no choking hazards and don't possess a hard interior or exterior so being hurt with them is impossible. Also they're manufactured in an extremely reliable..." he trailed off when he received stares. "Oh I'm rambling aren't I?"
JJ chuckled. "Thanks for the reassurance Spence but can we move on now?"
He blushed and scratched his head. "Yeah, sorry."
"Found one." Will said.
"Oooh just one more thing." Garcia cut in causing them to sigh. "I'd like to explain to our newcomers of my rules. They're simple; stick with what you land on and no skipping."
Will nodded. "Sure, fair enough."
The Day Fate Brought Us Together
Garcia chuckled. "I didn't know you were the romance kind of guy Will."
"I ain't, it's the summary that got my attention." Will quickly denied the accusation.
By BigFanofLove
Summary: The team is on a night out together at Rossi's house—
"I don't have a house I have a mansion."
for a party and hidden secrets are revealed. But this discovery leads two of our agents to finally come to terms with their feelings.
"God please don't let it be me again." Morgan prayed.
"Did I miss something?" Will asked.
"No." Reid quickly answered. "Just keep reading."
Rossi opened the door as a knock had reached his ear.
"You made it!" He said as he embraced JJ.
The real JJ took a step backwards in surprise at the mention of her name.
"Unbelievable isn't it?" Rossi said.
"More like creepy."
"Yeah I just had to get out the house." JJ said with a weak smile.
Rossi being a profiler noticed the tired tone in her. "Everything okay?"
"Yeah, I just haven't gotten some sleep."
Morgan smirked and nudged Will. "Hey Will you have any idea what's keeping JJ up at night?"
Will chuckled. "Sorry, I don't kiss and tell."
"My man." He praised not knowing that the two were clearly misinterpreting what the true reason was.
JJ glared at Morgan. "Shut up Derek."
"Well then come along now and join the others."
"JJ I'm glad you're here!" Garcia said once she saw her fellow blond.
"Hey Pen, where are the others?"
"Dancing like we should be doing as well."
JJ chuckled. "I'd love too but first I want to get a quick drink."
"Alright hang on," Morgan cut in. "My profiler senses are tingling."
"And?" Rossi asked.
"It's clear that JJ is the main character here, right?"
"What are you thinking?" Garcia questioned.
"Well if I remember correctly the summary stated that secrets would come out and two agents will be brought together; if JJ is one of the agents then who's the second?"
Will frowned. "Obviously me, who else?"
JJ paled slightly. "But... you aren't an agent."
"Well the author doesn't know that." Will protested and further backed his theory.
"Actually kid, you'd be surprised." Rossi said.
JJ reached the counter and served herself a drink.
"Hey I've been looking for you!"
She smiled. "Hey Derek."
All eyes fell on Morgan.
"What?"
"Oh my God it's you!" Garcia exclaimed.
Will shot an accusing glance at him. "You got some explaining to do."
"Hey kill the motor man!" Morgan said as he held his hands up in defense. "Don't jump to conclusions. It ain't me."
Derek approached her and pulled her in for a hug. "I didn't think I'd see you at the party but I'm glad you're here."
"Thanks Derek."
Will twitched and gripped the mouse tightly.
"So how's Will?" He asked and immediately noticed her flinch.
"Oh he's... uh fine."
JJ frowned. "Why am I being so secretive about Will?"
"Wouldn't be the first time." Will muttered beneath his breath.
Derek left it at that before patting her shoulder and heading back out.
"Hah!" Morgan said triumphantly. "Told ya so."
Will faced the other two males. "So it has to be one of you two."
"Or it could be Hotch." Reid added nervously.
Once he was gone JJ placed her head in her arms and a small sobbed escaped her.
That line caused something to pull at Will's heartstrings.
"JJ? What's wrong?" Reid—
"Aaaahh!"
"Jesus man what the heck?" Will said.
"Spence are you trying to break my ears?"
"Why do we keep forgetting about that?" Morgan cried exasperatedly.
"Good question," Rossi agreed before beginning the explanation. "Reid here suffers from a bad case of Fanfiction-itis which causes a reaction whenever his name is mentioned."
"Sorry to hear that Spence," JJ soothed as she rubbed his arm.
Reid laughed nervously as he earned a death glare from Will. "It's really nothing."
asked as he approached her. "Are you okay?"
She instantly felt at ease once she heard his voice. "Yeah, I'm fine Spence."
Reid gulped. "So far I've been in all of these, why? Why me?"
"How come you... came alone?"
"Yeah I'd like to know that too." Will growled.
JJ averted her gaze. "No reason, I just did. Will was tired."
"You're lying to me JJ." He said. "Lately I've noticed that you haven't been yourself. Is it about Will?"
"Yes."
"Excuse me?" JJ seethed with anger. The nerve of these authors invading her personal life and making idiotic accusations.
"I don't think this is looking too good for you Will." Rossi exclaimed.
"So I guess we found our two agents." Garcia joked.
"Me and JJ?!" Reid gasped. "That makes no sense."
"To this author it makes perfect sense." Morgan added with a smirk.
"I think I need a drink." Will groaned before remembering his son was present. "A drink of Hawaiian Punch of course."
"Care to talk about it?"
"He's cheating on me."
"I'm what?!"
"He's what?!" JJ snapped.
"Now we're going somewhere." Morgan said with a chuckle.
"No we aren't." Will replied. "I'd never do that; this story is just so stupid."
He released a gasp before pulling her into a hug. "I'm so sorry JJ."
"I didn't love him anyway."
"Then... why?"
"I guess the person I really had my eyes on didn't have theirs on me."
This sent a shiver down Will's spine. He knew it wasn't true but it still sounded so wrong.
"This is so stupid I love Will." JJ exclaimed with no hesitation.
That caused him to smile sheepishly in response.
"Who?"
She blushed. "Well he's smart, kind, brave, and he's cute."
"Wow JJ you're too kind." Morgan joked.
This time she elbowed him. "Shut up Derek."
He scratched his head to think. "Uh...?"
She laughed and kissed—
Will jumped off the chair. "No way I ain't reading that."
"You don't have to." JJ said.
"I agree." Reid added.
"Sorry Will, but the rules state no stopping a story until finished." Morgan exclaimed with a smirk.
"Man I am so getting you back for this." He grumbled before sitting back down.
him right on his mouth before pulling back and smiling. "It's you."
Reid—
"Aaaahh!"
Luckily they had anticipated the yell.
blushed. "Wow... I've been crazy about you since I saw you."
"Huh?" Reid murmured.
"Awww!" Morgan taunted earning another elbow to his sides.
Rossi shock his head. "You never learn."
"This is our chance to finally be together. I'm going to break up with Will."
"Wait you mean I didn't dump him on the spot?" JJ asked incredulously.
Will winced.
"Oh I didn't mean it like that Will." She apologized. "I just wanted to point out my character's stupidity."
"Then I guess now the real party starts." He joked.
"Whoa did you just make a joke boy wonder?" Garcia asked.
"Yes it does Spence." JJ said as she kissed him again.
There ya have it guys! Did you love my story? JJ and Reid belong together. It's too bad she's with that cheating bastard Will.
"When have I ever cheated on her?!" Will snapped as he lost his patience. "I'm crazy about JJ and yet this moron dare think otherwise." He slid of the chair. "Well I'm done reading."
Garcia placed a hand on his shoulder in a comforting gesture. "That'll do Will, that'll do."
"How do these people even know about me and JJ anyway?" Will said, still visibly displeased with the story.
"Relax Will, I'm reading now." JJ declared.
"Be my guest." Rossi replied beckoning the chair.
"You mean be 'my guest'. Get it? You know since we're in my house... " Reid tried to joke but was met with blank stares from each. He sighed. "This is exactly why I don't make jokes."
Author's Notes
Don't worry Will I like you, and I know JJ loves ya. The thing is about 85 percent of this fandom thinks otherwise XD!
