Hello my fellow fanfiction lovers! It's time for the next installment of my story.

Fanfiction Trauma


Chapter 12: Not Another High School Story (Part Two)

"No, no you shouldn't read another one." JJ answered. "In fact we should just stop while we're ahead."

"I don't know, I'm kind of interested in seeing how this'll play out." Morgan said.

"Me too." Rossi added. "And that's saying something."

"What are you guys, deaf?" Will exclaimed with crossed arms. "I told you like five times how it's gonna end."

"Okay Will, stop with the kidnapping already." JJ growled. "Do you know how much this is making my head ache?"

"Darling maybe you should take a nap with Henry, men are talking." Will joked earning a laugh from Morgan and an elbow shove from JJ.

"Since I'm seldom seen in these fanfiction stories I have no problem with reading another chapter." Blake said.

"And I say the less I read the better." Kevin added. "I use to love Fanfiction dot net but now I feel like puking my guts out."

"So there's your green-light kiddo." Rossi said.

Seaver nodded and began clicking on chapter two. "Alright, here we go."

Wow everyone thanks for the reviews I knew you'd love it! But seriously what is OOC?!

"It's how you're portraying me!" Reid snapped.

So let us start chapter two!

Chapter 2- The Confrontation: Will Arrives

"Oh boy, I can't wait." Will said with absolutely no excitement in his tone.

The door opened shocking the two. Standing by the doorway clad in glasses and a gray button up shirt, was none other than the hated, fat teacher Kevin Lynch.

"Fat?!" Kevin repeated in disbelief.

"Kevin wasn't a teacher in my high school days."

"Damn it Derek I said cut it out." JJ retorted.

Will placed a hand to Kevin's shoulder, similar to how he'd previously done. "Hey, I'm here for you."

"Thanks bro, it's totally appreciated," Kevin replied and he tapped over his heart with a fist to emphasize. "Right here, right here. That's love man."

JJ shook her head. Somehow she knew their bro-mance would give her another headache.

"What's all that noise in there?" He wheezed as he clutched his inhaler.

He was already pretty awkward to begin with, but now he was even more miserable. He'd gain about an extra 100 pounds and his gray shirt barely fit. There was already a popped button right in the middle of the shirt, leaving a gap. The rest of the buttons held on for dear life.

Kevin slumped down in the corner again. "Why oh why do these guys hate me?"

"They're just jealous." Will defended his new bashed brother.

Garcia went over to pat his back in a comforting gesture. "Don't let it get to you Kevin."

"Oh yuck I knew you children were in here doing the naughty-naughty! What in tarnation is going on here? It's all this TV messing with your heads. You're destroying your youth."

Garcia frowned. "Kevin is completely OOC. If you're planning on using us in your story without our prior consent the least you could do is write us as we are."

"Babygirl is right," Morgan agreed. "All that we've read so far suck like hell"

JJ took a hold of Reid's—

"Aaahh!"

hand and ran out, she knew the fat guy wouldn't capture them. They made it to the hallway laughing.

"Nice job JJ."

"Thanks."

He blushed. "So um... are we together?"

"Yeah we are."

"What about... you know?"

"I'm done with Will." She said sadly. "I know he doesn't love me anymore."

"Absolutely impossible." Will said. "My love for JJ is endless."

"Oh Will." JJ murmured with a sheepish smile.

Morgan rolled his eyes at the display of romance.

Back at the teacher's lounge was Kevin with his fellow teachers Hotchner and Rossi.

"Me and Aaron as teachers?" Rossi said with a raised brow. "I don't see it."

"And yet somehow I could." Blake replied.

"I'd hate to have Hotch as my teacher." Morgan said. "He'd be a damn drill sergeant."

"Rossi wouldn't be so bad though." Garcia replied.

"I could see him as the cool, fun teacher." Seaver added.

"So what's up with you Kevin?" Rossi asked.

"It was horrible guys. Yesterday I caught two students doing the nasty in the locker room."

"Is that all, I bet loads of kids do that." Hotch said. He and Rossi were the cool, hot teachers in the school.

"How is it that you two get complimented but all of us have gotten some heat thrown at us?" Morgan complained.

"I haven't gotten any." Blake replied.

"I haven't either." Seaver added.

"Oh you will, trust me." Morgan said.

Rossi shrugged. "You know I didn't write this Derek so I don't know why I'm a being complimented."

Rossi laughed. "Just don't let principle Strauss know or she'll flip."

"Principle Strauss?!" Morgan repeated before doubling in laughter. "And I thought having Hotch as a teacher would be bad!"

"That school must be a total boot camp!" Garcia joked. And soon her back was leaned against Morgan's as the two were having a laugh attack.

Kevin could only stare at them with jealousy. He wish he had the attention they got. He sighed sadly to himself. Someday.

The next day came by quickly. At class was Will with Derek and Penelope.

Garcia rolled her eyes. "Joy."

"And the drama starts now." Rossi joked.

"So does the gossip and rumors." Seaver added with a groan. "This is exactly why high school sucks."

"So I heard from JJ you had a date with her, how was it?" Penelope asked.

Will sighed sadly. "We didn't have one. Lately things have been so bad with us."

Will frowned. "Okay seriously, why is it that in every story things with me and JJ are ALWAYS bad?"

"Yeah," JJ agreed. "Why can't they show us happily together for a change?"

"I was thinking the same; that plot is so recycled in these fanfiction stories that it's actually making me lose brain cells." Rossi said.

"No kidding, I might be brain dead after this." Morgan added.

Derek eyed him sadly. "Are you parents busting your chops again man?"

"Yeah, I didn't tell JJ but the truth is I've been busting my ass to help my parents pay the rent. We haven't had any time together."

Penelope sighed sadly. "I'm so sorry."

"I actually have a back-story?" Will said in total shock. "I was expecting to be some crazy, psycho unsub right from the get-go."

"Looks like we have quite the misunderstanding here." Blake exclaimed. "It turns out Will wasn't purposely avoiding JJ, he had no choice. He was just trying to make ends meet."

"Too bad JJ was so quick to jump on the 'Reid Train'. Chugga chugga chugga choo choo!" Morgan joked as he mimicked a train whistle.

"Bite me," she retorted. "This story is just stupidly portraying me."

"Why didn't you tell JJ?" Derek asked.

"Because I didn't want her to worry." Will said sadly.

This made Derek feel sad. "Don't worry man, it'll get better."

"Not likely." Rossi said. "In fact Will is about to get the biggest bombshell dropped on him."

"Hey guys, wanna make a game out of how many times the author uses the word 'sad' or 'sadly' in their story?" Kevin asked with a laugh. "So far I've counted five."

Seaver chuckled. "I picked up on that bit too."

"Thanks, I hope you're right." He said, sniffling sadly.

"Six." Kevin said.

"Why am I such a pansy here?" Will groaned, not too happy on his portrayal.

It made him feel slightly better to hear that, but suddenly he looked sad.

"Seven."

"What if... she doesn't understand? What if she leaves me?"

"Too late for that," Morgan joked. "JJ is currently onboard the Reid Express. Chugga chugga— ow!" He winced as he was cut off when JJ cuffed him upside the head.

"Thank goodness," Reid sighed in relief. "I thought he'd never stop."

"That won't happen." Penelope replied.

Derek nodded. "How about after school you have a talk with her? You know, so you can finally clear the air with her."

Will gave him a sad look—

"Eight. Boy, this is a little angst-ridden piece isn't it?"

"That's putting it mildly." Blake replied.

before smiling. "Yeah, you think you can come along with me. I could definitely use a wingman by my side."

He grinned. "Of course I'll come. How about you Penelope?"

"I'd love to but darn it I gotta stay late to finish up a project." She said sadly.

"Dang! That's nine times already!"

"Guess it's just you and me then." Derek said.

At another class was JJ and her best friend Linda.

"You know what the funny thing is?" JJ said. "I don't even recall ever being friends with a 'Linda'. Why couldn't they just use one of my real friends? I mean is there a rule that says an OC needs to be included in a story or something? And just to add salt to my wounds she's a Mary Sue."

"Some authors like putting their OCs in their stories; I see it frequently in the fandoms I check out." Kevin replied, feeling like it was now his responsibility to answer anything fanfiction related.

"So tell me, I wanna know all about your date." Linda smirked. "Give me the dirty details."

JJ flinched nervously. "It was uh... good." The bell rung and she couldn't be happier. She rushed out before her friend could follow. The rest of the day was spent making out with her new lover whenever the occasion appeared.

Reid blushed and buried his red face on Garcia's shoulder, whom patted his head in return.

"Damn that is messed up." Morgan joked. "To think, somewhere during all those hours I was probably hugging a crying Will. Shame on you JJ."

Blake chuckled as JJ bunked him again. "You never learn."

"I actually find that to be more entertaining than the story." Rossi joked.

When the last bell had rung Derek, as promised, was waiting outside with Will for JJ.

"Dude I'm kinda nervous." Will said. "What if she gets pissed at me?"

"Nah she won't, and besides I got your back."

"But what if she gets sad?"

"Oh look they said it again!" Kevin chuckled. "So that officially makes ten times."

"And I'm willing to bet there's going to be an eleventh time." Seaver replied with a small laugh.

"Ya gotta relax man; I told you I got your back."

"Appreciate it, you're a good friend Derek."

At that moment JJ and Reid—

"Aaahh!"

came out, hand in hand. Unfortunately that was also how Will had spotted them.

"JJ..." He whispered, completely heartbroken.

Will hung his head down. "Jeez, can my character ever catch a break? I actually feel myself dying a little on the inside with all this abuse my guy is getting."

"Hey, don't say that," JJ soothed as she gently took a hold of his wrist. "In Fanfiction dot net we may hate our guts but in reality we are, and always will be, inseparable."

He smiled weakly and the two gazed lovingly at each other.

"Awww..." the others teased.

Suddenly anger burned inside of him—

"Here it comes." Rossi said.

"I knew it!" Will exclaimed. "I am kidnapping her."

and he approached them, with Derek right behind him. "Jennifer!"

"You know shit gets real when we call JJ Jennifer." Morgan joked.

"Yeah," Rossi agreed with a small chuckle. "I'm so accustomed to calling you JJ that I forget it isn't your birth name."

She gasped in surprise and quickly released her secret lover's hand. "W-Will what are you doing here?"

He ignored her and walked past her. He slammed the genius onto the wall. "And you! I thought we were friends!"

"This is the only part that's gotten my attention." Garcia stated.

"Same." Kevin agreed.

Derek quickly took a hold of his arms to pry him off the scared teen. "Chill man!"

"You got some explaining to do you bastard!"

The boy flinched in fear.

JJ stood witnessing the scene with fear. When he saw them he had looked so sad.

"Hey what do you know, Ashley you were right." Kevin said. "There's our number eleven."

"For the author to constantly repeat those words makes me think that she..." Reid trailed off as he recalled JJ's words. "Oh right, no profiling the stories. I almost forgot."

"I wonder how it'll play out." Blake murmured. A part of her was actually curious to what the outcome would be, not like she'd admit it though.

What should she do? If she didn't jump in she was sure a fight would break out. But what can she do? This was a mess and she knew it.

End of chapter two people. Review.

"What?!" Garcia said in disbelief. "Are you kidding me?! The one time a story has the slightest bit of my attention and they drop a cliffhanger? Man that's just mean."

"Gotta admit, that was mean." Rossi added.

"Well," Seaver said as she stood up and away from the dreaded laptop. "I did my turn, now who's next?"

"..."

The room was engulfed by silence; one could swear a tumbleweed blew in the distance.

"Okay," Morgan finally broke the silence, taking a deep breath to ready himself for what he was about to suggest. "I think it's about time we call Hotch."

Blake paused and crossed her arms to think. "I don't know if that's such a good idea."

"She's right Derek," Rossi agreed. "It's one thing to get us involved but Hotch? He'd probably have your head on a stick."

"Plus I don't want him here." Reid added. "I have enough 'guests' already."

Unfortunately Morgan had paid zero attention to them and had already dialed their unit chief.

"Hotchner." Came the stern voice of their leader.

"Yo Hotch, what's up?"

"Do you need something Morgan?" He asked, not beating around the bush. "I'm currently enjoying a nice day out with Jack."

"That's nice and all, but I need a big favor from you and I won't take 'no' for an answer."

"No." Hotch simply replied.

"C'mon! You didn't even hear me out!" Morgan said, refusing to give up. He could hear the sigh from his boss' end and took that as his cue. "I need you to head on over to Reid's house. We found something that you need to look into."

"Fine, I'll be there in a few."

Morgan turned to the group once he'd hung up and smirked. "Okay, now things get interesting."


Author's Notes

Yes fangirls, your dreams have come true. Hotch is about to join the party. Although, sadly, he's probably going to kill Derek once he sees the horror with his very own eyes.

P.S. If I had Rossi as one of my high school teachers I'd be so thrilled. He'd be awesome!