I see I haven't covered this kind of topic yet. It was 36MaryRose36 who suggested a secret daughter fic a while back and I've finally gotten around towards making it into a story.

Fanfiction Trauma


Oh and just a reminder guys, I have zero problems with any pairings/genres/topics of any kind that I have used. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean I'm condemning it. You like what you like and dislike what you dislike. I've said so from the beginning that this is a parody. So try not to get butt-hurt because I'm not forcing you to read my story.


Chapter 21: Spencer's Secret Daughter

"Well, back to the drawing board." Emily grumbled.

"Hey buddy, you ready for another round?" Will asked.

"Sure thing!" Henry replied as he took a hold of the straws.

"Hey can I try?" Jack said.

Henry smiled and handed him the straws. "Of course you can."

"Thanks, you can keep watch."

Henry crossed his arms and turned to the adults. "No peeking."

"We wouldn't dream of it muffin." Garcia replied as she turned around.

The others followed in suit and turned the opposite way so as to not cheat.

"Done." Jack said.

One by one they reached out for a straw.

"And Derek Morgan has dodged a bullet." Morgan cheered happily.

"So has David Rossi."

Kevin sighed as he held the straw no one wanted to draw. "Sadly Kevin Lynch didn't. This is probably why I get shot all the time in the fanfiction stories."

Will chuckled and patted his back. "Don't sweat it brother; I got your back."

"Appreciate it bro." He said as he took his seat and began the process of searching for a story.

"Hey Reid, has it been thirty minutes yet?" Morgan asked. "My stomach may just eat itself."

"Nope, it's only been twenty-two minutes."

"Damn it," Morgan complained. "I'm starving. I practically puked my all insides out after that Mpreg crap."

"Stupid time," Garcia complained. "It's going majorly slow."

"Luck just isn't with us on this day." Blake added.

"That's for sure," Emily agreed. "Otherwise we'd of been found a good story."

"Although the one we just read wasn't that horrible." Rossi stated. "Granted it needed a bit of work but it wasn't completely bad."

"Rossi's right," Seaver chimed in. "I think they're getting better as we progress."

"Good theory." Hotch said. "It may be right."

"Got one," Kevin called. "Let's just hope that this story is that good one we've been searching for."

Life Changing Secrets

"Oh my God, really?" Garcia exclaimed with a frown. "What is it with the secrecy in these stories? We're all a family so I hope none of you are really making secrets behind my back."

"Of course not babygirl." Morgan assured her with a grin. "We'd never do that."

By WillLaMontagneIzBetterShirtless

Will scratched his head sheepishly. "Well uh... I have been workin' out more than I normally do."

JJ furrowed her brows. "Are you kidding? Another Will fangirl; I thought this fandom hated him?"

Will sighed. "They do, so can ya blame me for me being glad at us finding the small percent that doesn't?"

Summary: After her adoptive parents are murdered Stacy is forced to face reality and she is left under the care of her father. The only problem is he never knew she existed. Who's the father? None other than Spencer.

"Aaahh!"

"The kid... with a kid?" Morgan muttered before smirking. "This sounds interesting... just hope it isn't Mpreg or anything like that."

"I highly doubt that considering Spence has no idea about his daughter." JJ said. "And trust me Derek, when you give birth you do not forget it. Be glad men can't produce babies."

"And trust me JJ," he repeated her words. "I am."

Everyone had just returned to the BAU after a tough case in Florida. They had exhausted themselves. The team went off to their work stations and desks.

"Wow, poor Spencer is about to get the biggest bombshell dropped in his life." Will stated placing a sympathetic hand on Reid's shoulder.

Hotch went into his office right in time to hear the phone ringing.

"Hotchner." He greeted.

A woman on the other end spoke. "Is there a Dr. Reid—

"Aaahh!"

in the building?"

"Okay," Kevin cut in. "Who else was expecting the author to ask 'is there a doctor in the house'?"

Reid snickered. "Good joke."

"Yes, but you've just missed him. Can I take a message?"

And the message left was an unexpected one.

Reid frowned. "I think I of all people would remember if I had a daughter."

Morgan laughed. "No way kid; you made a joke!"

"It wasn't a joke."

"And that is why it's funnier."

(The Next Day)

Hotch had given specific orders for everyone from the team to gather in the bullpen the next morning.

"So why are we here?" Derek asked. "I got a lot of paperwork to run through."

"Orders are orders," Rossi said. "Best not complain."

Hotch finally arrived. "I've come to some new personal information."

"Why would I announce this as if it were a trivial matter?" Hotch questioned angrily. "This is Reid's business and no one else's."

"And why did this lady contact you?" Seaver added. "Is it that hard to pay Reid a visit in person; after all this is serious business we're talking about here?"

"What kind of information?" Emily asked.

Hotch motioned for someone to enter the room. A teenage girl entered with a much older woman next to her.

Derek raised a brow. "Dude don't tell me this is your second family?"

Morgan chuckled. "Not gonna lie, it may be OOC of my character but that line was kinda funny."

Hotch glared at him. "No."

"What is this?" JJ asked.

"This young lady is Stacy Reid."

"Aaahh!"

"What?!" They all shouted.

Hotch frowned. "Please, indoor voices."

"How can you ask for indoor voices when you drop a bombshell like that?" Emily said.

"That's like expecting us to stay quiet after announcing that aliens have just abducted the president." Kevin joked.

"I don't have a daughter!"

"Yeah," Derek agreed. "I was under the suspicion that pretty boy here was still a virgin."

Morgan narrowed his eyes. "I'd never take something like this lightly; okay, now the OOC is irritating me."

"How in the world did this happen?" Rossi asked as the young agent beside him had froze.

JJ gasped. "Are you telling me her dad is... Spence?"

"Aaahh!"

"Apparently," Hotch answered. "This poor girl has just lost her adoptive parents and it seems they've managed to track down her father."

"You'd think they track down her mother first." Will joked.

Kevin chuckled. "Totally, like let her get the bombshell first."

Garcia rolled her eyes. "Men."

"I'm her f-father... b-but how?"

Stacy shot him a glare. "It was a one night stand and I got born because of it.—

Reid frowned at his depiction. "I do not do one night stands. That is strictly Morgan."

"Hey!" Morgan retorted.

Emily shook her head. "I'm gonna go ahead and remind everyone about the nice condom speech I gave no too long ago."

Then it was so nice when my parents dumped me in some orphanage."

"N-No! You got it all wrong... I didn't even know you existed."

"Ten bucks says that she takes that line the wrong way." Morgan said with a laugh.

This only made her angrier. "Oh sure, I bet you didn't."

"Hah! Told ya so."

"God these things are so predictable." Seaver murmured. "It's almost depressing... wait, actually it is depressing."

"It isn't what you think!" He tried arguing with a frown. He was beginning to see why she'd been dumped in an orphanage.

"Whoa!" Garcia chimed in. "That is mega harsh."

"Not to mention OOC," Reid added. "Again."

"Look we can't discuss this here." Hotch cut in politely. "Take the day off and handle this. We'll take care of the case."

Spencer—

"Aaahh!"

sighed. "I suppose I have no choice."

While Stacy waited in the lobby he'd gone to get his things and talk to the woman. He felt a small wave of pride when she had told him that Stacy had an IQ of 200.

JJ groaned at the inevitable. "Here it comes."

She was also extremely popular and pretty at her school. The boys all followed her like puppies.

"Oh God, Mary Sue!" Garcia gasped. "Quick, kill it with fire!"

Morgan rushed over to her side with a paper bag in his hand. "Breathe into the bag babygirl."

Garcia managed to take a few breaths before finally calming down. "Thanks my fine work of muscled art; I feel much better."

"You know it hasn't been fully proven that intelligence is inherited." Reid stated randomly.

Stacy entered her new home and tossed her bags on the floor. "Why do I have to stay here? I don't want to stay with you!"

"I'm not gonna take you back okay. I'm your father."

"I don't care! I could have any parents adopt me so I want to go back!"

Garcia cringed. "Who in the heck would wanna adopt a Mary Sue?"

"I would assume only another Mary Sue." Blake answered. "One whom is married to a Gary Stu."

Will chuckled. "That would be just the perfect family."

The group snickered at the comment.

"I know you're probably scared... I am too. All I want is for you to give me a chance to make it right. We can work out I know it."

"How am I supposed to raise a Mary Sue?" Reid asked with confusion.

"Use the force Spencer." Kevin joked causing him, Garcia, and, the new addition to the nerd group, Emily to laugh, while the others merely shook their heads.

"Why should I trust you?"

"You can't possibly trust me at this moment, that's why I want a chance so we can build a trust."

She thought for a moment before shrugging and nodding. "Okay I'll trust you now."

"Well that was fast." Seaver said.

"I think she may be bipolar." Rossi exclaimed igniting some laughs.

"Good."

Stacy shouldn't doubt him. He was an FBI agent and there was no way that big important people like him did things bad things.

"You'd be surprised." Emily murmured. "You should never simply toss your trust so easily like that." She eyed her group of family with a loving smile. "Give it only to those whom deserve it."

Garcia smiled and embraced her friend. "I feel the same way!"

The rest quietly smiled to themselves.

This was something new to both of them. She didn't know what to expect while he didn't have the slightest clue how to be a father.

"I wouldn't necessarily say I'm completely ignorant as to what it takes to be a father." Reid said. "I have two great examples of fathers right here in my room; Will and Hotch."

Will grinned. "Thanks man; you're a true pal."

Hotch sent him a small smile. "Thank you Reid."

"Hey uh... dad?" Stacy asked nervously.

"Yeah?" He tried not to show his excitement at how she had calling him dad.

"What happened with you and... er, mom?"

Spencer—

"Aaahh!"

paused to think. "I don't think I know who exactly your mother is Stacy."

"Why do I have to be portrayed as an irresponsible adult?" Reid growled. "I have an eidetic memory so I should know who she is."

"You wouldn't even need an eidetic memory to remember how many women you've been with." Morgan joked.

"Oh haha real funny."

"That's cool I guess. She probably sucked anyway."

"All that matters is that I'm here Stacy."

"Thanks."

A/N: So that's all for this one chapter. Next chapters will be bonding and the mother will make an appearance later too. Chapter two is coming so don't go anywhere.

"Too late," Kevin said as he clicked the back button. "Wow, I'm surprised I live."

"So do you guys still think Ashley's theory is right?" Emily questioned.

"I still think so," Rossi answered. "It wasn't too bad; like the one before all it needs is a bit of work."

"It's still too early to make any assumptions." Hotch added. "Let's see where it goes."

"So then, shall we proceed with the straws?" Blake said.


Author's Notes

I've read only few of these types of stories and they were all a billion times better than the one I just wrote; plus there was no Mary Sue.

P.S. I don't dislike any characters of CM. I use to say I didn't like Blake cause' she replaced Emily but then I realized I was being dumb since Rossi replaced Gideon and Emily herself replaced Elle, whom we're two of my favorite characters.