Ok, so school was being a crazy bitch and I reeeeeeeally didn't want to fuck it, but got stuck fucking it anyway.

And for statistic noting, the Lemon Collection hit 80k on 1/20/2020, and This story hit it's first 10k on 2/6/2020. :D

Here's part 2, lots of screaming, cursing, politics, the usual shit.

Enjoy!


CHAPTER 60:

"Well, at least I'm not part of these shenanigans of yours… I think."

Yugo said as Kevanin interjected, "Yeah, but that depends on our mood. Next time we might decide to have you shoot a kindergarten."

"Why?"

"Because we've shot up all the schools around the place and now we just walk in and come out with only 8 bucks without lifting a single finger."

"You can't be that sick."

"Please, you call me sick, but grandpa let's people nuke the literal fuck out of areas and lets criminals go full on loose… and that's nothing?"

"No, I'm just saying you went and shot up schools…"

Jerome told him, "Look, in the beginning it was for attention, then it became worthless, and now we just come in with empty guns while making it look like they're loaded… and like Kevanin says, we get like, what, eight Goddamn dolla's?"

Kevanin pointed out, "And speaking of grandpa…"

Kevanin opened the door and flung Yugo out, sending the boy crashing into the dirt road covered in dirt and snow. The car drove off as scratches were all over Yugo's face. He sighed, then a high pitched squeal happened as he got tackled by something…

"YUGO!"

Ghezirha screamed in joy as she asked, "Where'd you go!"

He answered, "A trip."

"Why didn't you bring any of us?"

"Because I don't think anyone needed to see it."

The rest of the group came over as Judas asked, "The hell wer' yew?"

"Again, nobody needs to know."

Reeka, arms crossed and unhappy, asked, "Really?"

"Check my head."

She rolled her eyes and checked, sighing because he was right. Yugo asked, "Now, Anything that I missed?"

Judas pointed out, "Take a guess…"

"What? Emma looked at Reeka the wrong way?"

"No, Reeka got into another fight… and this time was randomly blaming everyone."

Reeka turned around as Yugo sighed, "God, why do I get stuck with such a stubborn Pokémon?"

"Maybe it's because you're too busy staring at her…"

Yugo stopped and screamed, "Say any part of her body I will explode!"

Rebecca got in-between them, "Ok, stop! I'm tired of this arguing as much as everyone here is, but we don't need a larger argument over it to prove… um… anything…"

She confused herself of where she was going, then Yugo sighed, "Fine, fine, who wants to begin training… oh wait."

He pulled out two balls, "I think I'll go neutral this time and train Jacques and Elene. Good luck to everyone else!"

He left off as Reeka wisecracked, "Ok, who wants to be a punching bag?"

Rebecca kicked her, sending her into a tree, "Fuck you."

Reeka cracked her neck and asked growling, "Oh really?!"

And charged right at her.

(Meanwhile in the forest)

"Ok, let's begin!"

Yugo threw all three balls out as out came Keir, Jacques, and Elene. Once they were all out, Yugo told them, "Ok, so, since I haven't been training you guys in a while, I'll do a group training session and… well, you get the idea."

Jacques asked, "Does that mean we actually learn something?"

"Most likely not! We'll just attack each other until somebody gets heavily injured or somebody does learn something. Now…"

Keir tackled him to the ground, making Yugo flip him over, sending him across the floor. The Houndoom turned about and charged back as Jacques jumped into it, sending a rogue kick into the mix. Yugo dodged it, but got tackled again by Keir. The boy turned over, trying to get Keir under, but Elene jumped in and pinned him down, and Jacques held him down as all asked, "Now?"

Yugo sighed, "Ok, let's actually learn something…"

(Meanwhile…)

In the hall of origins… at the table of discussion… all the legendaries were around awaiting for the new announcements… and this was what they saw.

Reshiram asked, "Why is there a Magicarp here?"

The Magicarp flopped about as Arceus answered, "I'd prefer to not go into the details and just explain the situation.

"Because of all the events that have been happening, I had to make a 'difficult' choice… I turned Mewtwo into a Magicarp for this meeting until I explain the end result. Now, for those who needs to know, Mewtwo has been causing all kinds of problems, whether it be screaming out about destroying humanity, burning humans one by one, and of course voting down on everything we attempt to do… and I ignored all of it like humans do with their socialization electronics.

"Now… it seems under EXPLICIT orders that I ordered, Mewtwo decided to break them… now, I will unmute Mewtwo so we can hear his testimony."

Arceus did so…

"I WILL KILL YOU AAA…"

She muted him. She looked down at the Magicarp, "I order you to tell something that doesn't involve killing anything. Is it that hard?"

He just flopped about. She unmuted again and Mewtwo screamed, "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF HUMAN FUCKAASSS! THEY'RE ARROGANT CREATURES THAT ONLY CARE ABOUT DESTORYING THE WORLD! YOU'RE MINDLESS FUCKING…"

She muted him once more. Arceus sighed, "Ok, he's a nut case. Anyway, in order to get this problem resolved, obviously stashing him away for a couple hundred years won't do anything, so we'll simply do what humans do when they get angered over the littlest of things…"

She gave a smile to Mewtwo-carp, "Let's have Mewtwo do anger management."

The Magicarp flopped even harder and further as Arceus stated, "And we'll have Latias and Mew do it, with help from Virizion."

The 'carp flopped over and hit Latias in the head as she gave it an unhappy look. Then Groundon asked, "So is Mewtwo going to be a Magicarp for the rest of his life?"

Arceus said, "I wish."

(Back to Yugo…)

"Help!"

Yugo was strangled up on a tree as Elene flung him up with psychic. Jacques told her, "You kinda over did it Elene."

She shrugged, "I guess I need to tone it down."

Yugo yelled back down, "You think?!"

Then the branch snapped and he crashed on the dirt. He stood up and cracked his back, then told the three, "Ok, this isn't getting anywhere so I'm going to try this…"

He took a deep breath and gestured Elene to one side… and then he gestured to Jacques… and then he said, "Jacques…"

Then yelled, "Jump high and upper kick her!"

He did as Yugo yelled at Elene, "Use pyrotechnic! Keir, use a fireball!"

They just assumed what they were and did so, with Jacques landing and kicking Keir, missing Elene, and Keir blowtorching Jacques. Elene used pyrotechnic on Keir, then Jacques, scorched up, kicked her, then Keir fired an ember at her, and 20 thens later, all three were on the floor.

Yugo slapped himself as he mumbled, "I need to start training you three… I been stuck with the girls for too long."

"Too long?"

Yugo turned around and saw Ghezirha as she poked her head from a bush. Yugo tried to quickly take back, "Oh, uh, well, I meant that I needed to train with Elene, Jacques, and Keir more."

Ghezirha smiled, "Oh ok. Also, we got another problem."

He sighed, "Did Emma look at Reeka wrong again?"

"Weeeell, I wouldn't say she looked at her wrong… but they got into another fight."

"Ugh, I thought this shit was over with."

He began marching his way back to the campsite, only to see that they were, again, fighting… or at least arguing over something. Yugo just leaned against a tree as he said, "I'll see what happens."

After a couple of minutes the argument broke up, leaving both 'mons heading opposite ways. At least there was no need for interference… but then Emma came over to Yugo and asked, "Could you teach her a lesson or something?"

He asked, "In what? Manners? She's as stubborn as a mule in a spoiled household, she's not moving or changing and I can't help it."

"Well can't you put her somewhere… maybe?"

"Like where?"

Emma tried to think of some place, "Um, well, uh… maybe a center that can…"

"You mean retrain her thinking? Shit, I'm lucky enough to have her apologize for ONE incident and even see her cry after she did something moronically insane or after I give a little scolding… other than that her head is wired the way she is… and I can't touch it."

He walked to the tent, but then a few vines wrapped around him and brought him into Emma's grasp as she hugged him asking in a soothing voice, "Yugo… can you please talk to her?"

Yugo rolled his eyes, "I can't get her to change, so whatever you have in that head of yours, forget it."

She smiled, but it wasn't just a nice one, "Ok, then, how about this… every morning that you don't talk to her on it…"

Two vine ending came up to Yugo's face. "We'll be getting 'passionate' my way… ok?"

She hugged him tighter as a vine went between his eyes and the other went into his pants. He nodded, "Ok, I'll try."

The vines retracted as Emma nodded, "Good."

She let go of him, then asked, "Also, you wouldn't happen to know where Ghezirha went right?"

Yugo point the direction he came from, "She went that way and told me about this little argument you were apparently having, and before you do anything, I'm making myself a sandwich lunch."

(In Luminose)

After the insane shootout, the news company was willing to give the news crew that was there the rest of the day off for the unintended near death situation and the, assumed, loss of their camera man. At their apartment, the group tried to cope with it and still couldn't believe the mess they had.

Inside, Botan was on the couch, Flamarion and Jakob were at the table, and they had Lachesis in the bedroom since she needed a place to be dropped off by. Flamarion sighed, "I can't believe that happened though."

Jakob agreed, "I guess we got lucky."

Botan then told him, "Yeah, we got lucky and I got shot. *looks at her foot*"

"At least you can hobble about, so there's no trouble."

"Mhm, I want you to get shot and tell me you can hobble."

Flamarion threw in, "Well…"

But was cut off as a knock came to the door. Jakob got up and walked over, opening it to see a suited black man and a suited Greninja, who by now you know is Jerome and Kevanin. They walked in as Jerome looked about, "Sorry for… intruding on your lunch, or whatever, but we're just here for a little business."

Flamarion asked, "What business?"

He closed the door and answered, "Well, let's begin with the whole thing that you've done a while back."

"What thing?"

"Well, my… client basically said something of posting and recording something what he deemed as rather illegal. Jakob asked, leaning against the wall, "I don't think we did anything…"

Jerome snapped, "I ain't talking to you nigga!"

Then looked back to Flamarion as Jakob was displeased. Flamarion crossed his arms, "So you're here threatening me and my friends?"

"Threatening… from where I come… is a risky subject. You eitha' do it… or not… you don't go making threats and assumptions… and that's possibly what you just did with that recording thing."

Flamarion explained, "I'm very sure we didn't do anything wrong, we follow all the rules from our higher ups, we keep everything in check, we don't go abusing anything in the company…"

Jerome tilts his head forward in boredom of the spiel as he swings his right arm forward, making Kevanin take a hint and go behind them by the entrance to the kitchen. After Flamarion is done, Jerome askes, "Alright, this is my thing… no hard feelings… I'm not bitchin' about your standards; in fact I respect some people with standards. I just hope that you understand that somebody wants somebody talked to about somebody, ok?"

Kevanin told him, "You're making no fucking sense."

Jerome exploded, "I'M TRYING TO MAKE SOME GODDAMN SENSE!"

Then went back and sighed, wiping his face, "Ok, straight down to the point, Mr. Italy didn't like what you did with that interviewing with the Zeroara guy and Sycamore."

Flamarion asked, "And why is that?"

Botan agreed, "Flamarion is right, we did nothing wrong. And what gives you the rights to even bust in, you're the one threatening us."

Jerome looked to Botan, "Well bitch, you don't see nothing wrong, but apparently there's a hooligan scheme working about yo' ass and it came to us, telling us, that we need to talk to you… three. Now this can end either with a nice argument, or a long drawn out scream fest."

He raised his arms, looking about as he got weird looks. He dropped them, "Never mind. I suck at this shit."

Flamarion stood up, "I'm not exactly sure how to approach this, but I can assure you we are not looking for any kind of trouble…"

Jerome, tired of this back and forth shit, pulled his pistol out and shot Botan in the head. Flamarion and Jakob were scared shitless as Jerome asked, "Oh, sorry I cut you off, you were saying something on not causing any kinda trouble?"

Flamarion was still shocked from the fire, so Jerome cut him off, "Ok, since you stopped with your line, I'll ask mine… what the hell do I look like?"

Flamarion asked, in disbelief, "Wait, what?"

Kevanin grabbed the back of the head and bashed the Lucario's face onto the table. Jerome asked, "You got any ears dog!? I asked what the hell do I Goddamn look like. A fool?"

Nose bleeding, Flamarion shook his head, "No."

"Then what am I?"

"Some… g-guy."

Kevanin bashed the head a second time as Jakob tried tackling Jerome, but Kevanin used psychic and threw him against the wall. Jerome told him, "I'm a business man and a damn gangsta! You don't fuck around with a gangsta, not here, not now, not… eva!"

He walked to the door as Kevanin backed away. "And just so it's put in stone, unfortunately 'dat professa' doesn't want none of this shit out, so…"

He raises the pistol, "Say bye-bye to this planet!"

Flamarion screamed out, trying to get out, only Jerome shot him As Kevanin did so to, littering the Lucario full of bullet holes. The body now laid on the floor as Jakob was hyperventilating, borderline ready to pass out or throw up. He slid to the floor as Jerome looked over the mess, "Yeah this guy's dead."

Busting out of the bedroom came a Gardevoir, swinging a shotgun about. She fired at Jerome, hitting the leg as Kevanin quickly used his tongue and wrapped around her neck, snatching off the shotgun, and then attempted constricting her neck. Jerome's leg was bleeding as he turned seeing the Greninja strangling the Gardevoir… but finally after a minute of the fight, she just passed out.

Kevanin shook it off as He looked to Jakob, still in some shock from seeing his friend's murdered before his eyes. Jerome asked, "What do we do with him?"

Kevanin suggested, "We take him for a ride."

"Where? To a cliff?"

"Well, I thinking bring him to Chicago, get 'rid' of him, and…"

"Ok, where?"

"A lake, what else."

"And if someone sees it?"

"They'll say it's a wolf or some shit."

"Fine, what about the bitch."

They looked at Lachesis on floor, only for Kevanin to have a mischievous smile, "I think I'll keep her."

Jerome slowly looked at him in a mix of confusion and "WTF"-ery.

(At Payne Enterprises)

"Why the hell did I have these two invited?"

Payne complained as Cynthia and Italy were blowing in each other's faces. It was originally to discuss plans for the GTA… but because neither of them liked each other, it was more of an unappeasable two way moron express train. Frank was yelling on how her ideas were moronic and borderline comparable to his country's current state before Rocket went bombs-away, and she kinda hated his guts on his denying of simple one-on-one fighting in the GT, which she considered as a bigoted idea. And poor Payne was stuck listening to it… for the last 40 minutes.

Polishing his third beer, he cuts into the conversations, "Hey shit-flingers."

They both looked at him as he asked, "Can we please talk about the tournament design, or some kind of plan of action."

Cynthia, getting peaved, stated, "Well, as the head of the tournament…"

Frank cut her off, "Woah bitch, woah, who the literal hell made you the owner of this place? Me and pain-in-my-ass invested cash into this place, and all you invested was some social justice bullshit and your name."

She retorted, "I'll have you know I put in 200 million into this project."

"Cute, I put in half a billion…"

Payne screamed, being fed up, "I put two billion dollars into that place, so if anything I SHOULD BE RUNNING IT! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWATS!"

Both of them hushed as Payne took a deep breath. He then said, calmly as possible, "What I will say is that we have multiple funders… the arena will take about another 100 to 150 days to complete IF we have everything on schedule… so far I cannot deny you both put in something… but, I can't also say I like either of you for it.

"Italy is right in the sense you just throw in two cents and your fancy name to make it look like you're somebody; and Cynthia here is right that you are nothing but a scamming criminal, cheating everyone, and in one sense she kinda deserves to be in the head seat, but she also shouldn't for your reasons."

Cynthia denied and furthered, "First off, I don't think you understand exactly who you're dealing with. This insane psychopath you have as a funder is willing to throw his own two cents into the project, and he's refusing to let Pokémon fight in the tournament as their own trainer."

Frank yelled, "Have the fucking Pokémon fight each other in their own separate tournament you batshit bitch!"

"There's something called the Pokémon Rights Act if you…"

"Oh, it's some bullshit you made so that people can get all virtue signaling and shit…"

"Those rights were created…"

"ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH!"

Payne screamed at the top of his lungs, "ENOUGH, ENOUGH, SHUT THE LITERAL FUCK UP YOU INSANE FUCKING A-HOLES! I'M SICK OF HEARING THIS SHIT! GET OUT!"

Silence took over as the echo bounced off the walls. He attempting to compose himself, "I… want this… done…"

Holding the stutter, he ordered, "Cynthia… you leave the room… until I'm done with him…"

Cynthia asked, "Bu…"

Payne stopped her, "AH… don't say a single word or will have you banned from this entire building… now… leave the room."

She did so with fumes coming from her head. Once outside, Payne told Frank, "Italy… I'm going to tell her the same thing I'm going to say here… I want… this done:

"I don't want to hear anything about Pokémon rights, nothing about who's right or wrong, nothing about politics, nothing about fucking issues, no bullshit, no back-and-forth banter, no equality matters crap, no inequality, nothing about her business, nothing about your business, nothing that pertains to the GTA and the controversial topics… I… want… no… politics… with… my… arena…

"I might just kick both of you off this project because she wants to be the head, but she wants to implement these insane rules that will quicken the time and make money grabbing harder. You don't bring anything good and might get me pulled into your bullshit, which you have, but it seems I got pulled out, especially with that Wafu bullshit.

"And then to top it off, I don't want you anywhere near the head of the arena because I know you'll bring your criminal friends into that place and tarnish my entire business. So this I my last warning: No politics associated with this arena, not now, not ever, it's strictly for making money and earning me fame. You don't like it, leave, you still want something, you listen to my rules… now get out."

Frank grabbed a beer and left. Outside the room, he just gave a nasty glare to Cynthia, and she went in getting the same lecture.

(Back to Yugo)

At the end of the day, the team was somewhat well trained… well except Yugo had this new problem… and it indirectly involved Emma as she watched over, smiling a creepy seductive smile as she swung a vine around tiny circles, which Yugo saw as "You're getting probed in the morning fi you don't talk". He sighed and went over to Reeka, as she was just sitting down, head held up by her left hand.

Yugo asked, "Um, Reeka…"

Reeka looked up, "Yeah, let me take a guess, Emma said some shit about me, and wants you over here? I'm saying this right this fucking moment… I… AM… NOT… APOLOGIZING… OR… AGREEING TO IT!"

She screamed in his face as Yugo retaliated, "Then what the hell's your problem?! I-I mean… this is beyond ridiculous! Every day you hate her guts, fight her, or have some decency to actually tolerate her. But most days, you just take a piss on her and throw a fist in my face just because I side with her."

Reeka then remarked, "Oh, thanks for reminding me."

And punched him in the face hard enough he went down, grasping his face as his nose bled. He pulled it off, revealing the mess as he screamed, "REEKAAAA!"

She turned around and walked off as he grabbed his bleeding pipe, "Fuck… ack!"

He stood up as Ghezirha came over worriedly asking, "Are you ok?"

Yugo nodded as Judas and Rebecca walked over, "You managed to talk to her…"

He screamed, "WILL EVERYONE STOP OVERHEARING ALL THE SHIT I GET TALKED TO ABOUT!?"

Rage began to pour alongside his blood as everyone took a couple steps back. Yugo sighed, trying not to explode, but took in a huge deep breath, and said, "I'm going to drag Reeka back here. Don't even try to stop me."

Everyone just blinked for a moment, as Yugo turned around and marched forward towards Reeka. With that done, Judas simply gestured, "Alright, let's wait for the prick to kill himself and come back."

Rebecca asked, "Really?"

"Hey, honesty is what matters, ok?"

She rolled her eyes as she followed behind into the tent. Ghezirha did so too, and Emma… she watched as Yugo went… and she just stood there as she worried if what she did might backfire. Of course, maybe she's just…

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

A panicked look stretched over her face as she heard the scream. She would've gone, but hesitated. Instead, she just whispered, "Good night Yugo…"

And went to the tent, dragging the worry with her.

(Meanwhile…)

The city was heading into the night and in the lab, Italy was looking over some different plans to get what he wanted done. During his examining, Midori walked in and knocked, "Um, Frank?"

He looked over and asked, "Yes dear?"

"Uh, someone wants to speak with you outside."

"If it's Payne of Cynthia, tell them to fuck off."

"No, it's somebody who… needs to see you."

Frank asked, "Well, are they… anything important or child protective services?"

"No, but they requested you for whatever reason."

Frank look the opposite way, but sighed and got up, "Fine, let me see what they want."

He left the room and headed down the hall, looking to see the lobby wasn't filled with anyone… then he remembered it was outside, so he walked outside and…

"What the fuck?"

A cloak came off as 60 cops surrounded him, two grabbed him and cuffed him. He looked around, "what the hell? What's this bullshit?!"

A man came up, "Professor Francesco Italy, we hereby place you under arrest for over a hundred different felonies, several hundred aids, and you will be given no trial or be able to withhold any rights."

Frank screamed, "Bullshit! Bullshit! I have my rights!"

"I just told you that you lost your rights."

They pushed him into the vehicle as he then yelled, "Who the hell even ordered this?!"

The cop answered, "Ordered by Gym leader Cynthia Shirona, pressing charges against you also for slander of her name, personal threats and attacks, and breaking the PRA."

Frank looked with a mix of shock and stupidity… and a little perplex as the cops got in and the vehicle drove off. As it drove off, Midori watched the whole mess, and she went out, seeing the vehicle going away in the distance, and she just waved very lightly as a small smile appeared.


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Yeah, I have no idea what Cynthia's last name is so I just used the Japanese name. PS, you know where the apartment scene is from XD.

Anyway, see ya next chapter.