Ok, school has gang raped me for the last couple of weeks, so it's going to be a fucking mess. So here's the next chapter, I'll take the next to 2 weeks to work on some requests i got and then will work on this.
I also changed the image to the ORIGINAL thumbnail i created. The shitty one i put on was a do-over for when i lost the original, oh well. Here it is, much better anyway!
Enjoy the story!
CHAPTER 61:
Morning was on the horizon as we find ourselves in front of a police station… of course, you know where this is going.
In the interrogation room, a man waited at the table for his new "prisoner" to enter in. The door opened as two cops escorted Italy into the room, sitting him down on the chair opposite of the interrogator. They left and it was a quiet room.
The man asked, "So… where do I even begin?"
Frank stayed silent, being one of those times again. "For years we've been seeing every little thing you do and dear Arceus is it horrid. Now, before we even go farther, do you want to know exactly what you did?"
No answer. "I figured."
The man plopped two thick binders onto the table and opened the first one. "Each binder holds records of every activity that we know you've done. Total monetary losses and prices, deaths, bribes, contacts, and the best portion… every crime. So, let's begin."
He read, "You've been recorded to work for criminal teams, help them in capturing Pokémon illegally, laundering money, scamming left and right, doxing, cheating, stealing, bribing, assisting in murder, contacting foreign criminals for assassinations, illegal affairs with trade and tech, violation of the PRA of approximately 840 times on separate occasions, approximately 700 dead under your name, 13 direct murders, which include two famous people murdered under a note of 'useless existence' as you named it, threatening lives, maliciously destroying public and private property, slander, faked evidence, forgery, counterfeiting, identity thieving, robbery, armed and passive, assault, blackmailing, assistance in hacking and cybercrimes, fraud of almost 30 instances, religious property destroyed and obliterated, drug trafficking and production, illegal and counterfeit pharmaceutical, attempt of rigging an election, avoidance of legal courts, court fraud, bomb threats and actual bomb explosions, faked citizenship which we found out a couple years ago, Pokémon genocide, possession of many illegal weapons which include RPGs, hand grenades, experimental laser weapons, automatic rifles, armor piercing guns and rounds, a supposed tank, and a helicopter."
He took a breath and whined, "Oh shit there's more.
"Falsified evidence, covered up evidence, an attempt of assassination, destroying evidence of said assassination, obstruction of multiple laws, loads of pirating, trafficking, illegal items being trafficked, forcing prostitution, shoplifting, smuggling, using nuclear weapons under the Destructive Weapons to Ban Act, and a shit ton of vandalism."
He slammed the binder shut. The man told him, also putting into it, "And supposedly cases of child pornography and domestic abuse within your household."
Frank didn't say anything as the officer continued, "Now, as stated you will be given no trial, you will be going through approximately 500 life sentences, and of course there will be no ways to get you out."
Silence then overtook. The man asked, "Anything you'd like to say?"
Frank looked up and shrugged, "I'd like to know exactly how you got it."
"Well, multiple sources. Only your wife apparently explained just about all the details."
"Ah, I figured."
The officer was confused, "You mean to tell me that you are actually aware of your wife's partake in this?"
"Very, very. Only Midori knows about the blackmailing bullshit. Didn't work anyway."
"Well then, it seems there's nothing to further discuss. You're a criminal, a wanted man, and a liar to the public, and you threw a rumor saying you'd run for president of Kalos?"
He just explained, "It wouldn't be that hard."
"With the record you have, nobody would let you pass."
He waved to the wall and the two officers came back. The interrogator asked, "And before you go, please clarify the details."
Frank asked, "Of?"
"Well, the supposed cases?"
"I have no tank, I have no helicopter, I have no child porn, and I don't abuse my family. My wife gave you the run down, right?"
"Yeah."
"Did she mention anything like that?"
"No, but…"
"Then I have none of it."
"Fuck it, take this guy away."
They grabbed him, each arm, and hauled him off as the man yelled to him, "You're not a professor, you're a psychopath!"
(Meanwhile…)
In the URNK, Giovanni was just waking up… and currently having new problems.
"Arceus, the coffee they make here is horrible."
He whined as he put the coffee down. "I want every one of those Starbucks places torn down and built up with REAL coffee shops. This is the worst coffee I have ever drunk!"
A guy asked, "Sir, we have problems in terms of riots in the streets in the regions of Ohio and Illinois."
"Then do exactly what Maxie does and kill them! Or arrest them. Depends, who's rioting?"
"Some jobless people."
"Then put them to work! We got buildings to rebuild after we destroyed them. I do not want to rule a landfill!"
Another goon asked, "What about the latest power crisis in the region of Virgin?"
"No pity given! And change that name!"
"West Virgin?"
"That's a stupider name!"
"No, I mean the actual region."
"Make the two one whole… uh… the name will now be Giovan!"
"Yes sir."
Another goon asked, "What about the Antarctic base we have?"
"Let it freeze to death."
"We have a Mewthree in there sir."
"Oh shit, you're right. Fine, find a nice convenient spot to dump it."
"Why not sell it?"
"Because I don't trust those Rusty people."
"Russian."
"Close enough. And I don't trust those Tinies."
"Chinese."
"Whatever. Also, what is the status of that UN meeting that they threatened me with?"
"Happened tomorrow morning at 0800 hours."
"Alright, let's go over the country and ruin everyone's life."
A woman asked, "What do we exactly do with all the corporations and CEOs?"
"What about them?"
"Well, they've been sending offers of buying land and…"
"No, it's all mine, and if they continue, we raid them. And once that's done… we can destroy the region of Germany."
Dramatic music would've been nice, but because they forgot the radio, they couldn't do any. One guy asked, "Uh, why do we need to destroy them?"
"Because the word germ in in their name! They might have biological warfare! Germ warfare! Toxic chemicals!"
The woman whispered to the guy, "I think he's on chemicals."
(At the camp in Kalos)
As Giovanni goes about on his acid trip, everyone at the camp was getting out of tent and into the freezing cold. Yugo explains that they'll be training harder this time as the next goal is going to be the third gym.
"So, we'll be pairing fights, and we'll do a mock tournament."
Reeka hit Jacques in the head, only for him to kick her in the leg. Yugo whined, "C'mon you two, let's act slightly more decent than normal. Anyway, we're starting off simple…"
So he organized them all into a group of twos. First up is Emma and Fafnar, then Elene and Ghezirha, then Judas and Reeka…
"Why do I have to fookin' fight h'r!?"
Yugo answered, "Just do it."
Anyway, then it'll be Keir against the Arcanine…
Yugo asked, "Uh, when did it evolve?"
Rebecca crossed her arms, "When you weren't even bothering with us, just go with it."
Then Yugo against Rebecca, and finally Jacques against Florian. But Yugo looked at it and shook his head, "Nah, it's not an even match. How about we just skip off the last two…"
Rebecca grabbed his neck, "Oh no, I want to kick your ass a lot."
"Ok, ok, Keir and your little…"
She nodded, "Yeah, they spar by themselves."
So with all that settled, Emma versus Fafner. The two were put opposite of each other, Emma drawing both swords as Fafner… well he just got ready. As soon as Yugo yelled, "Fight!", already the Serperior charged at Fafner. He, however, made a wall of fire and just launched it at her, which Emma went right through and got damaged.
Yugo slapped himself at how she thinks she's unstoppable. Then Fafner, ran right under her and fired a scorching fire beam right at her, throwing her to the ground as the fire damaged her and paralyzed her. Yugo yelled, "COME ON!"
Fafner finally ended it with a heavy scratch, making Emma faint. Yugo sighed, "Emma is unable to battle… Fafner wins."
He went off the field with Emma being put away, leaving the dent in the dirt. So now, he threw two balls up releasing Elene and Ghezirha. The two out, Yugo told them, "Ok, so quick thing, you two are sparring."
They looked at each other as Ghezirha asked, "When?"
"Now."
Elene didn't need to be told and went to one side as Yugo motioned for her to go on the other side. He yelled, "FIGHT!"
Elene went forth with a pyrotechnic blast while Ghezirha zig-zagged around it and under it. She jumped at Elene, using a dark claw against her, scratching her, but she flipped Ghezirha off and launched a fireball into her. Slashing the stick in the air, the ball split in two and exploded into two different areas. Ghezirha jumped through the smoke and dust, running up with another dark claw, only Yugo yelled, "USE DARK SPHERE!"
Ghezirha formed a dark sphere and shot it, Elene teleported away to dodge it. Ghezirha ran around and fired another one; Elene set a pyrotechnic across the ground, setting it ablaze. The sphere exploded, and Ghezirha took the opportunity to jump over, but the Delphox opponent slid right over her and blasted an inferno across, scorching Ghezirha. The Absol went down hard, but still standing up, she attempted another dark claw, which only ended as a failure once Elene used psychic and forced her into the dirt.
Ghezirha was done. Yugo sighed, "Ghezirha is unable to battle, Elene wins."
Elene hopped off the field, getting a kiss from Jacques, then Judas walked across the field to his spot as Reeka moved to hers. Yugo yelled, "Fight!"
But nobody moved. It was actually dead silence. Yugo didn't get why as you could hear each leaf rustle, but there was a reason behind it. Judas took off his clothes as Reeka pulled a bone rush out. Once naked, Judas then glowed as Reeka did as well. Judas morphed into the Sceptile-human hybrid monster as Reeka changed into her nightmare form.
Judas ran straight ahead without any hesitation as Reeka wound up and…
The two collided causing both to go opposite directions literally 50 feet apart. A sound wave was even created as Yugo had to move out of the way for it. Judas pulled three leaves out and sent them flying towards Reeka, but she had her bone rush split each one, then charged at him, as he pulled his bayonets, covered in vines and leaves, and swung them at Reeka as she counterattacks with the bone rush, now a sword forged out, and the two kept bashing swords.
Judas finally locked Reeka and pinned her to the ground, but the two tumbled, until Reeka used her legs and boosted Judas off her, throwing him across the field. Jumping back up, Reeka charged with an aura sphere, Judas took a blade and bashed it, exploding, blasting the vines and leaves apart as he went flying afar. Reeka skidded back, but charged again and rammed into Judas…
He twisted around and slammed Reeka into the dirt, making her spin around and then fire a strong beam into Judas, blasting him through the dirt, multiple trees, and off the field. Reeka stood up and was ready to claim victory, but a dark beam fired back at her, throwing her through into the dirt. Judas came out, injured and scratched up, but he was still ready to put a fight up. He cracked his neck and sent a leaf storm as Reeka pulled her sword out and crossed through the mess.
Quickly taking an advantage point, Judas centered a dark sphere and hit Reeka with it, but the impact exploded the sword throwing and injuring both of them and…
"It seems nobody won this round."
Reek and Judas were both on the ground in pain and unable to move. Yugo asked, "Raise your hand, or tail, if you think that we should label this as a draw."
Both tails went up. "Weird, but ok."
He went over and dragged Reeka off the field and then went back to drag Judas off. As he dragged him, Jacques went up to Rebecca and asked her something, to which she agreed, and he went off. Yugo saw it and asked, "Uh, why is he?"
Rebecca answered, "Well, he said he'd do some shopping while we proceed to kill each other."
"Oh, ok."
Then it clicked… she was literal in the "we" part. Rebecca looked at him, smile on, "Ok, on the field."
He walked onto the field as Rebecca got to the opposite. Yugo told her, "Technically we're both Blaizkens…"
"No, I'm more of a Blaziken than you. Besides, I can kick your ass waaaaay easier than what you could even put on me so…"
She charged forward without warning and Yugo just threw some kind of little sphere. However, late timing was only made worse seeing Rebecca just hopping around him and then…
She kicked him quite literally in the ass and sent him flying across the field. Then she hopped over and kicked him, sending him into a tree and knocking him out.
About an hour passes and Rebecca, Reeka, and Judas were around him as they were waiting for him to wake up. Yugo looked around hazily and asked, "What happened?"
Judas answered, "Well, besides Jacques going missing, Rebecca having to do all the medical work, and me doing sparring sessions with the rest even though I was in no shape to do so, nothing has happened so far."
"Wait, wait, Jacques went missing?"
"Well, we assumed he may have gotten lost."
"He didn't get lost the last few times."
"I don't know, alright?"
"Alright, and everyone is…"
"Fine, Emma got the worst of it oddly."
"I think she thinks she's unstoppable because she just went through the flames like she was going to be perfectly alright.*sigh* Oh well, let's just piss off and get going."
From then on, the day proceeded as normal with talk, getting the 'mons healed up, and of course some threats and insults. But not only did that make it worse, Yugo was bringing on some more bad luck…
"Hey, it's the pimpin' guy!"
Yugo winced as he looked up to see Mr. "I'm a pro gambler" walked his way. He was walking his way and bumped into the camp, only to spot Yugo and Reeka, the only two he noticed. He walked up to Yugo, as he stood up, and engaged, "Well, well, something I missed by any shot?"
Yugo crossed his arms, "Piss off."
"Oh, still holding me from last time? Or ya butthurt I'm gonna win again?"
"I'm technically pissed you were borderline raping Ghezirha."
"Ok, that's an over exaggeration. I'd never do any harm to that kinda girl… except she apparently throws a good punch."
"Yeah, she's a Pokémon, what the hell did you expect?"
"I don't know, you're probably bangin' the Lucario over there and…"
He looked to see Emma…
"Holy shit she's hella hot."
Yugo turned his head to Emma, then back to Alex, "No, you really don't want to touch her."
Alex, however, got a smile, "Oh no, I'm doing this myself."
He walked around Yugo and straight to Emma, currently sitting down, and apparently was attempting to sweet talk. Yugo didn't want to pick up on it, but he did see something about money… money… mon…ey… uh-oh.
Yugo got up immediately and went over as he yelled, "Are you trying to prostitute my Pokémon?!"
Alex told him, "Hey, none of ya business."
And still put an offer up. Emma stood up, which Alex went wide eyed, and walked to Yugo, then asked, "What's going on?"
Yugo answered, "This guy wants to pay for sex, don't do it."
Emma's ears went up, and looked to Alex, but looked back and asked, "Don't you need that money?"
"Not off some dirty gambler."
"He was offering 2500. Isn't that a lot?"
"Well, yes, but…"
Emma put her hand on his head, "Look, I'm pretty sure that's what we buy the food with, right?"
"Yes, but…"
"Then I'll do it."
"Emma, no, you don't just go…"
"Look, if anything happens, I'll deal with it, ok?"
Yugo subsequently agreed, and Emma walked to Alex smiling, saying something, and then the two walked off with him leading. Yugo slapped himself as this was a horrible idea and Emma actually agrees with this. Reeka walked up to Yugo and told him, "It's kinda nice that the bitch is gone, but if it makes ya feel worse, he was told that we were here."
Yugo asked, "Uh, who would know we're…"
Then a lightbulb hit… and Reeka told him, "Now you're putting two and two together."
"Jacques basically cheated us out?!"
"Uh, duh."
"That little!"
He would've exploded… but he took in a deep breath and shook his head, "Forget it, he's not even my Pokémon. But did that really…"
He was so confused by it. Reeka just went with him as he was going to have a mope-fest over it and need her as a relaxant.
(Meanwhile…)
In Chicago, the gangsters were in their little spot as Jake, smoking a cigarette, protested, "We shoud'a thrown that werewolf motha fucka in the lake and got over with it."
Austin told him, "Look, disposing him is the easiest option, but the oversized frog thinks he's got a brilliant idea and every time he does, you just wanna punch his fucking face."
He made fist, teeth gnashed, as explained. Jake asked, "Ok, and how da hell you gonna talk him to it? There ain't no way he's just gonna agree. He's got the bitch, he's gay too?"
"I don't know, maybe he wants to do target practice. All I say is kill him and get over it."
"Mhm."
Jerome walked in as Jake hollered, "Hey nigga, where's that mother fucker?"
Jerome shrugged, "Kevanin disappeared to go get his 'girl'."
"Shiiiiit."
He took a puff as Austin asked, "I bet the reason we haven't blown any holes in his head yet is because the girl said don't do it, wanna bet?"
Jake shrugged as Jerome told him, "It looked like it to be honest."
"Oh, so you seen it?"
"I might not be readin' minds, but the expressions? Oh, I saw their heads turning to that Zoroark and she put on a sad face, and then Kevanin rolled his eyes, and then she nodded, and I'm like 'We need ta get rid of him dammit!"
"Then all three of us can go up and talk to him."
Austin shut it down, "Nah, nah, he acts like that crook of a grandfather he has, stubborn as hell and ain't movin' nowhere."
(Speaking of which…)
"You got a visitor."
Frank looked up from his jail cell as an officer told him. The man asked, "And?"
"Well, you got one visitor for today… and depending on what happens, probably the only one."
The cell opened up with Frank stepping out and the cop guiding him with a gun put behind his back. He was moved along to a booth, with the cop telling him, "You're staying here until your visitor appears."
Frank sighed and went along with it. As minutes passed, the cop told him, "Your visitor's here, don't do anything funny."
And walked away, only a few feet, and watched. Then Frank to the glass…
A Gardevoir with a smile waved at him. Frank slapped himself as she asked, "So Frank… how's your little punishment?"
She made it sound as if it was a joke, and Frank answered, "I don't know dear, you were the one who designed it."
Midori put on a fake pout, "Oooh, there went the little surprise."
"A charge was blackmail… you know I do blackmail… it's not too much of a surprise. Although, I want to know why."
She expounded, "Well, starting from that shootout, I was hoping you'd snap out of this mafia setup, but you continued, so I decided that I'll let you out… when the tournament takes place."
Frank went from annoyance to anger and yelled, "Dammit, what the hell was this for!?"
She shrugged, not bothered by it, "I kinda explained, but since you're not listening, point blank to you, you'll be in jail until the tournament, bye!"
She gave a friendly smile and walked away as Frank jumped at the screen, "MIDORI GET BACK HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
He started hitting against the glass, then a bolt of shock came over him as the cop tazered him from behind. The professor on the floor, the guard signaled over to have him picked up. Once the two guards picked him up, the officer told them, "Put him in his cell."
They nodded and went away. The cop shook his head, "This is why I stay single."
(And speaking of single…)
"EMMA YOU DON'T PULL THAT SHIT!"
Yugo was screaming at Emma again as she just came back. She rolled her eyes as Yugo screamed, shaking arms and fists all over the place, "YOU CAN'T JUST PROSTITUTE YOURSLEF OVER A COUPLE HUNDRED…"
A huge wad of money went in front of him. He looked at it as Emma gave a winning smile, "You were saying?"
"How… much?"
"He said something like 5000…"
Yugo then yelled, "EMMAAAA! You can't do that kinda shit! God only knows what the hell the guy has!"
Emma rolled her eyes, "Look, I keep hearing you saying about not enough of this money, I get a way to give that money, and now you don't like it?"
"Selling sex isn't a good idea!"
"Mhm, then what's that?"
"EMMAAAA!"
She rolled her eyes again and told him, "Look, I'm not getting any kids from him, I advoided that…"
"That gives no excuse!"
"Yugo…"
She bent down, "it was only time, besides, I'm pretty sure you go fucking two 'other' girls?"
Yugo attempting cobbling up something, "Well, uh, we know who they are! You don't know who he is!"
"I don't know, he said something of you two betting on Ghezirha."
He was fucked. She went to his face, "Now, either you drop this conversation or we can have a talk on that."
She flicked her tongue, getting the point across, which Yugo reluctantly agreed and dropped it. Then she asked, "Now, what do we do with it again?"
Yugo told her, "Food, it should be as simple as that."
And counted up, surprised on what she even made.
From that point on, it was silence aside from the training sessions. Evening rolled in, and with everyone get into the tent, it was finally a quiet night… or…
*SNAP*
Rebecca looked up, groggily, "Who's that?"
Yugo mumbled, "If it's Jacques, I'll beat the shit out of him."
Reeka coincided, "And I'll join."
Yugo got up, and left the tent into the cold…
Something hit him, throwing him into the dirt as be looks up to see someone…
(Meanwhile…)
"I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!"
The Mewtwocarp flopped about as Latias and Mew watched. Virizon just watched as she asked, "So, are you going to do anything?"
Mew answered, "If Arceus turned Mewtwo back to normal, that'd make it easier."
He screamed, "WELL I AGREEEEEEE!"
"Perfect first lesson, stop screaming at us."
"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT…"
Latias told him, "Please?"
"FUCK YOU!"
Mew told him, "Just stop yelling, it's very simple."
"I REFUSE TO BE TALKED DOWN TOOOOOO!"
"Please… shut up."
"I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS!"
"I give up."
And Mew went to the "I give up" hole, and sat there as he said, "You girls are on your own."
Latias and Virizion looked at the screaming Magicarp Mewtwo, flopping about and yelling how he'll rule everyone.
(In Aloha…)
Lysander was in his office pacing about on his new little region. Nobody put up a fight, none of the other regions bothered, it was surprisingly easy. What he did wonder was why? He hasn't heard from Italy for a couple days, no other regions even thought of calling up to say stop, and the other alliances have appeared to disappear off the map.
He sat down and looked at his plans for Aloha, planning to build up research centers and plow over protected areas of Pokémon he never heard of. As he looked at them and made initial changes, the lighting slowly dimmed to darkness. He looked up in annoyance, assuming the power went out. He pulled open his drawer and grabbed a flash light, then got up to go see what happened.
Lysander walked over to the door, then something pasted by with an unearthly sound, making Lysander step back and ask, "Who's there?"
No response. He shined the flashlight both ways, nobody, except the door out was open. He ran down to find nothing still. Outside, it was twilight, but Lysander was still alert and pulled a pistol with his free hand and looked around.
Ok, so I will be having a poll setup for who Yugo meets. It'll be four choices, plus anything else other people suggest. And the poll will end in two weeks so see ya in a bit!
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