A/N: Uh, so in case it's not clear, 1st line of this chapter is a text from Conan. Conan's texts are on the left, Kaito's are...center-ish.
I hate you.
Kaito frowned at the message from Conan-kun. He…didn't think he'd done anything to make the kid that upset… hadn't he overheard Tantei-kun say something similar to his mature friend once? If he remembered correctly she had…laughed at him? So Tantei-kun was joking. Kaito firmly ignored the alternative as he typed his response.
Eeeeh? And here I'd thought we were friends! (∩︵∩)
When I slipped into the pond all you did was laugh.
Therefore, it's your fault I got sick.
Kaito winced. It had been pretty cold out during the heist last night, he probably should have known the kid would get sick if he didn't dry off quickly enough. Though, he had been pretty distracted…
There was a duckling on your head! (•ө•)
And you were glaring at me with it on your head! ヽ(^◇^*)/
It was hilarious and cute I had to laugh! (ᗒᗨᗕ)
You're not helping your case. At all.
Ooops…
I meant, I was frantically running for my life,
So I really didn't have time to pull you out?
But you had time to stop and laugh? Try again.
I…didn't realize how little time I had before needing to flee?
(¬_¬)
I'm sorry
…and?
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ Please forgive me!
No. It's still your fault.
.·´¯`(;▂;)´¯`·. Conan-kun! I cannot bear to live without your friendship!
What.
If only you would tell this poor magician how to gain your forgiveness!
Unless you can 'magically' cure a cold…
I will bring tribute to your abode in hopes of gaining your forgiveness!
Merely ask and you shall receive!
I demand coffee as tribute.
…Conan-kun, that wasn't asking.
People don't ask for tributes
Really though coffee? (゚ペ)?shouldn't I bring medicine or something?
No. Coffee or no forgiveness.
…you really should take medicine
…despite how much you seem to like it coffee won't help you get better.
Ran-neechan gave me medicine earlier.
But I still want coffee.
I see, you're using my guilt to get me to sneak in contraband.
Is it working?
(・_・;) You were supposed to deny it, chibi.
Oh, sorry.
I'm not trying to use guilt against you.
Thank you.
If you bring coffee I'll restore your friendship status.
Bribery now?
…no.
(−_−;)That was so unconvincing.
Hmmm…
Pleeeease? (๑◕︵◕๑)
gah! Don't make that face!
(๑◕︵◕๑) (๑◕︵◕๑)
ok, ok, I give! I'll bring coffee for you.
Yes!
~K~
Later, after reaching Beika and checking to make sure Conan-kun's guardians were otherwise occupied, Kaito slipped in the detective's window and had to fight to keep from laughing at how ridiculous the detective sounded as he demanded Kaito to give him coffee, sniffling every other word. He settled for a dramatic flourish as he presented the coffee to Conan, grinning when the detective rolled his eyes.
"Am I forgiven, o great and powerful detective?"
Conan sipped the coffee, gave Kaito a considering look, and paused, "…You're forgiven," he conceded. Looking amused, he added, "This powerful detective requires his magician friend to entertain him."
Kaito grinned and sat across from Conan on the bed, "I have just the trick…"
It's an update! Um, sorry for leaving y'all hanging so long on this fic.
This was not what I had planned to be next, but that version basically refused to be written...so y'all have these two being dramatic instead. Hopefully you found it amusing :)
