Written as requested for Iabsolutelylovekong
As I have another story in the works I don't know if this will develop into an actual story, so take this chapter as a concept.
Green team
New York 2012
Just as Loki picked up the tesseract with a menacing look in his eye the Hulk charged at him. Loki' eyes shot open as the wave of the tesseract came over his body, Hulk let out a low scream as he two was swallowed up by the tesseract.
"What the hell just happened?" Tony mumbled into his intercom as he watched him past self suffer a heart attack. "What happened to Banner?" Tony added.
"I'm right here" Bruce answered.
Tony rolled his eyes. "Past you Banner, him and Loki are gone" Tony stated in a shocked voice.
Thor from the past turned around and noticed his brothers absence "Loki" Thor roared looking around the building.
Tony rolled his eyes "Yeah we screwed up" He deadpanned.
Somewhere, Sometime.
Loki screamed as he fell through the sky and hit the sandy floor with a loud crack. He exhaled and opened his eyes thanking god he was no longer in the possession of the Avengers. His bliss didn't last long as another blue cloud ripped in the sky and the Hulk came barrelling to the ground sending a wave of sand over the god.
Loki' eyes shot open and he looked around, they where in some sort of desert, His heart began to race as he knew he couldn't out run the beast that had landed next to him. The tesseract was on the floor in the middle of him and the Hulk. Hulk suddenly looked up and spat the sand from his mouth and growled at Loki.
"Now calm down" Loki began putting his hands out in front of him showing his surrender. The hulk got to his feet and narrowed his eyes at the puny god. Hulk was still mad about having to take the stairs because of the Asgardian prince.
Loki eyes the tesseract and then the Hulk once more before making a run for it, the Hulk caught on quickly and ran to the tesseract grabbing Loki by the arm and swinging him to the ground before he could get it.
The hulk let out a loud laugh as Loki laid in the sand breathless for a moment. The Hulk clenched his fist ready to deliver a blow to the Asgardian who had his hands held out in front of his face. "Enough!" Loki shouted shocking the Hulk.
Loki got to his feet and dusted off his coat and looked up at the green monster. "Look around, do you have any idea where we are?" Loki shouted, Hulk grunted and looked around not recognizing his surroundings.
"Exactly" The god said sarcastically. "Now if you just stop trying to kill me for two seconds I can get the tesseract and we can get out of this place" He said with a smug smile, Loki knew he could easily out wit the green giant in front of him, after all he was the muscle to Banners brains.
Hulk grunted again and Loki smiled and stepped forward to collect the tesseract from the floor. Just as he reached it Hulk used one finger to push the god back. "Now listen here you-" Loki was cut of by the low voice of hulk.
"Puny god escape" He grunted.
Loki flashed his usual mischievous smile and cocked his head. "Not at all, the way I see it is we could be friends I wouldn't leave a friend behind" He said as he held out his hand for the tesseract. Hulk looked down at the blue cube and back at Loki who stood with a smile. "You can trust me" Loki insisted.
"No" Hulk yelled. Loki dropped his hand and rolled his eyes.
"Now you're acting like a child" Loki argued. Hulk glared at him and Loki took a small step back and let out a little laugh. "But I digress" He added. "Well in that case, I'll be off" Loki turned to walk away hoping he could cast an illusion of himself and some how steal the tesseract back leaving the green oaf here to die.
As he walked off He heard the Hulk let out a growl. Loki turned around to see an army of men and woman dressed in black throwing large handcuffs on him and detaining him with tasers causing the Hulk to rage. He dropped the tesseract and Loki' eyes dropped to the ground, he smirked as he walked over to the commotion.
"Yes you should arrest him" Loki said loudly causing the Hulk to roar as the agents struggled to hold him down. "He is a threat to society" Loki added with a smile on his face. Loki bent down to retrieve the tesseract when he felt the familiar cool feel of metal around his wrists, he was yanked up right.
"Excuse me what is this, I am an innocent man" Loki argued with a fake shocked look on his face.
The woman holding him smirked as she placed something around his neck. "Who the bloody hell do you think you are?" Loki growled at the woman, adrenaline ran through his veins he wanted to kill the woman. He tried to expel magic from his finger tips, he looked down at his hands and back up just in the for him to see Hulk being pushed through a portal.
"We are the TVA" The woman said in a smug tone.
"I am Loki of Asgard and I am-" Loki was cut off.
"Burdened with glorious purpose" The woman finished with the smug smile still on her face. "Come on Mr Asgard, off we go" She said in a condescending tone as she nudged the god into walking. Loki was dumb struck, he looked and the portal and gulped before stepping through it.
The TVA
After he was over the initial shock of being caught Loki was now dressed in a TVA beige jumpsuit, he looked to the side of him where a collared Hulk stood in just TVA pants. Loki rolled his eyes and looked back to the man who was sat on a desk in front of him.
"Please sign this and confirm this is everything you have ever said ever" the man spoke quickly as he pushed a stack of paper towards Loki and one towards Hulk.
"This is stupid" Loki sniped at the man, the man rolled his eyes as another piece of paper printed out, he grabbed it and placed it on top of Loki' pile, Loki glared at the man.
The hulk let out a roaring laugh "Stupid god" The hulk jibed.
The man on the desk rolled his eyes again as another piece of paper printed, he placed that one on top of the Hulks stack. Hulk suddenly stopped laughing and a smirk grew on Loki' face.
"How come his pile is so big, he is only familiar with the word smash" Loki sniped hoping to get a rise out of the semi powerless monster.
Hulk grunted and clenched his fist "Hulk smash puny god" Hulk shouted causing Loki' smile to grow wider. The man behind the desk let out a loud sigh as he placed two more pieces of paper on top of each mans stack.
"Could you two just sign the papers and leave please" The man stressed. Loki rolled his eyes and grabbed a pen and aggressively signed his name.
"Happy?" He asked the man in a sarcastic tone.
Hulk pushed Loki out of the way and tried to pick up the tiny pen, He growl in frustration as he could not hold the tiny object and instead hit his fist on the stack of paper sending it flying everywhere.
The man stood with wide eyes looking at the monster who was now heavy breathing through his teeth.
"That's good" The man said with a nod just wanting the duo to be out of his office, the next doors opened automatically. Hulk stared at the next room and Loki pushed past him making his way in, when they arrived they saw some kind of metal detector in front of them.
"What is this?" Loki sneered.
"Please pass through, before you do are you an android or robot that you are aware off?" the man asked not bothering to look up from his paper.
"How would one not know if they are a robot" Loki laughed at the idiotic statement.
"Happens" the man said simply with a shrug.
"What happens if you are a robot?" Loki asked out of curiosity.
"The machine will melt you from the inside out, now step through please" The man was growing impatient. Loki raised his brows and took a small step forward before stopping again.
"What if I was a robot and didn't know it?" Loki asked with a quizzical look on his face.
"Move" Hulk growled pushing Loki through the machine, Loki tripped slightly and swung round to face the beast.
"I could of melted you oaf" Loki cried. Hulk just grunted in response and began to walk towards the smaller than he detector.
"I hope you're a robot" Loki whisper shouted at the Hulk earning another growl from the beast. Hulk bent down and pushed himself through the machine bending it severely, The man slowly looked up from his clip board as hulk squeezed the last of himself through the machine.
"Just go" the man said with a sigh looking at the odd pair.
It wasn't long before Loki and Hulk stood in what looked like a court room. Hulk grew agitated at the amount of people with weapons that where all staring at him. Loki rolled his eyes as he looked around at the badly decorated room they where in. He sighed as he tried to figure out in his mind what his escape plan would be.
The woman banged the gavel against the wooden table grabbing the attention of all in the room. Loki couldn't help but find the irony in escaping one trial just to end up at another.
"Are you two aware of the crimes you have committed?" The woman asked from the dock she looked displeased with the pair stood in front of her. Hulk and Loki raised their fingers and pointed each other at the same time.
"It was him" Loki shouted with wide eyes looking at the woman, she sighed already knowing who he was and the fact he was lying to her but that didn't stop Loki from trying to lie his way out of trouble. "He grabbed me and forced me to travel through time with him" Loki lied causing the hulk to growl.
"Hulk smash" Hulk shouted back to the Asgardian through his clenched teeth.
Loki flashed a quick smile to the woman. "As you can see he is very violent and under educated, I was scared, I was under duress" Loki lied further trying to paint himself innocent.
"Prune them" the woman said with an eye roll.
"Wait" a man shouted. Everyone in the room looked towards man, he had short grey hair. He approached the dock and began to whisper with the woman. Loki rolled his eyes and Hulk grunted at the talk between them went one.
Loki looked over at he Hulk was was staring at him, Loki frowned.
"What are you looking at?" He asked childishly. Hulk growled at him in response, Loki stuck his tongue out at the beast knowing there was no way for him to get to him with all the armed guards around.
The woman cleared her throat and Loki and Hulk both looked at her stopping their childish antics. "Okay both of you with him" The woman ordered a she banged her gavel on the desk. Loki looked at Hulk and towards the man who walked over to them both, he had a warm smile on his face that made Loki very uneasy, if the man knew who he was he assumed he should of been scared.
"Gentlemen come with me" The man said in a jolly tone.
