AN – hey everyone Thank you for the reviews so far, I have had a few people ask me to continue this, it was originally just a request but I have decided to carry one. This is just a light heated Fic because I don't want to take focus away from my main work that I am writing at the moment, so updates may be slow sorry about that. I'm not sure where this is going yet so feel free to throw some ideas my way.
So here we are
chapter 2
"Now that you've watched the file and are up to speed I need to speak with you both about something, we need your help" Mobius told the odd duo that was seated at the other side of the table. Hulk was sat on the floor and Loki beside him in a metal chair.
"Why have you got something that needs demolishing?" Loki asked sarcastically once again sniping at the green beast beside him.
The hulk turned to Loki "Hulk demolish you" He shouted elbowing Loki' chair sending him tumbling to the ground.
Loki jumped up and flipped his hair out of his face and pointed at the Hulk who was now smirking. "Listen you dull creature-" Loki was about to go off but Mobius stood up and raised his hands at them.
"Stop that both of you" He scolded sounding like a mother speaking to her children. They both gave each other one last glare before turning back to agent Mobius. Loki grabbed his chair and set it up straight taking his seat once again, this time a little further away from Hulk.
Loki sat with his arms folded looking like a teenager at the principles office "I don't understand why you can't just send him back" He pointed his head in the direction of Hulk.
Mobius looked up at the god and smirked. "Your fear is showing" He whispered to the god. Hulk sniggered and Loki rolled his eyes and crossed his arms even tighter over his both."
"Not scared" he muttered under his breath.
Mobius turned to Hulk, surprisingly the less problematic half of the duo and flashed him a warm smile. "Hulk if you please, we need you to calm down and we need to speak to Dr Banner" Mobius asked calmly.
Hulk clenched his fist and bashed them against his own legs. "No" He yelled.
Mobius didn't flinch he just smiled that same usual charming smile. "Just for a moment, you can come back of course to help" He told him. Hulk stayed quite for a moment mulling over his decision to let Banner return to the surface.
Loki rolled his eyes again. "Perhaps we can meditate or all hold hands and sing a song, would that calm the beast?" He jibed unable to help himself and his smart mouth.
"Not a bad idea" Mobius said with a shrug.
"I'm not holding his hand" Loki quickly spoke.
"No meditation we can give it a try" Mobius offered looking over at the Hulk.
Loki shook his head and laughed. "No. Not a chance" He stated.
Hulk saw Loki' reaction and turned back to Mobius nodding at him. "Hulk meditate" He agreed.
Loki' mouth dropped open and he turned to face Hulk. "You're only saying that because I said no" He argued childishly. Hulk smiled knowing that was all too true.
"Meditate" Hulk repeated.
"Fine you raging oaf, let us meditate" Loki spat. Mobius smirked and closed his eyes and Hulk followed suit, Loki had his eyes closed but was brain storming on a way out of this hell hole. He scrunched his face trying to figure out how to get the god damn collar off his neck that was restricting his power. He let out a deep sigh in the realization he could actually use Banner' brain to figure this one out, that and he was easier to manipulate than Hulk.
"Meditation isn't trying to figure a way out of here Loki. It's a way to clear your mind" Mobius hummed, Loki opened his eyes and looked over at the silver haired man who was sat with his eyes shut and a smirk on his face.
"Why do you have you're eyes closed you're in the presence of a God and and a beast. You should be terrified of us both" Loki sniped at the man in an attempt to rile the hulks ego and get him angry towards the TVA agent.
Mobius let out a little laugh but his eyes remained closed. "Less talky talk, more meditation" He said calmly. Loki's mouth twisted up in fury and he slammed his eyes shut again, this time he didn't think of anything other than how pissed off he was at the situation.
Mobius trekked ahead and spoke with another agent, that left Loki and the Hulk stood awkwardly waiting in the halls of the TVA. Loki frowned and looked around, the place was like nothing he'd seen before. He looked over at his unwanted companion and rolled his eyes, Hulk just stood patiently waiting not really caring about his surroundings.
"Where are we going now, this whole this is absolutely ridiculous" Loki complained as he attempted to fold his shackled arms across his body, Hulk rolled his eyes and huffed at the dramatic god.
"Too much talk" Hulk grumbled unbothered.
Loki looked up at him "Well aren't you the least bit bothered?" He asked in a sly voice. Hulk shrugged and ignored Loki, Loki smiled to himself as he figured out how to get out of here, he\d need the Hulk on his side.
"They could do anything to us, more so you" Loki began in a sly voice grabbing the attention of the green giant.
"Huh" grunted looking down at the god.
Loki widened his eyes and whistled to himself trying his best to act casual. "You my friend are a rarity. A hulk is almost unheard of, I bet you any money they are going to do some kind of testing on us. I'm not so worried being a mere God, plenty of us, but you..." Loki' voice trailed off and he looked away. Hulk took a moment to mull over the words of the god, he didn't like it one bit. Loki was sure to hide his smug smile as he could hear the cogs in the hulks brain working.
"No test" Hulk demanded.
Loki held his hands up and turned back to the Hulk using his best concerned expression as an attempt to fool him. "I'm with you on that so we need to work together and make a plan" He said in his usual sinister tone, the Hulk was all ears finally willing to listen to the puny god. "You can't die right?" Loki asked knowing full well the answer.
"No die" Hulk agreed, Loki' eyes widened dramatically again.
"So do you want to spend the rest of your eternity being cut up into tiny pieces?" He asked inserting fear into the hulk. Hulk had already had his fair share of people wanting to test on him and thats why he originally decided to drop off the map.
"No" Hulk said through gritted teeth, seething at the idea of becoming a test subject. Loki forced his smile to stay at bay as he tried his best to stay in character.
"Well then, let's make a plan" Loki said with a smile. Suddenly Loki was hit on the head by a rolled up magazine as Mobius walked up behind him."Hey" Loki complained looking at the agent stunned at theJuvenall move.
"You talk to much" Mobius said pointing the rolled up magazine in Loki\ direction. Mobius' eyes set on Hulk and he smiled. "Hulk we're going to a library not a torture chamber" He confirmed ruining Loki\ plan.
The hulk grunted and looked at Loki', Loki saw his life flash before his eyes for a second, he held his hands up and smiled at the beast "My mistake" He said with a smile. Hulk groaned and walked on Loki and Mobius trialing behind him.
"Stop trying to suck up to him, he hates you and he is not a pawn to be used in your plan to escape" Mobius whispered to the god, Loki' flashed the best shocked expression he could muster.
"Who said I wanted to escape?" He complained at the accusation.
"You" Mobius said bluntly with and eye roll "Multiple times".
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Loki and Hulk had been given their work, well Loki had, Hulk sat in the library on the floor looking at the pictures in some books about cars and planes whilst Loki was left to sift through a massive amount of paperwork. Loki sighed as he flicked through the tedious pages of information he'd been given about his variants, he rolled his eyes as he finished another file and slammed it shut on the table.
He looked over at hulk who was holding a book upside down cocking his head to look at the image on the paper. Loki lent back in his chair unable to hide his irritation any longer.
"You could at least help" Loki snapped.
"Hulk no read" Hulk grunted not even looking up from his book. Loki rolled his eyes' \of course he can't' He thought to himself.
"Surprise, Surprise" he muttered. Loki continued to read and jumped a little as a book flew past his ear and hit the book case behind him. He glared at the hulk and pointed one finger at him. "No" He snapped.
"Puny god" Hulk bit back.
Loki had just about had enough of Hulk "I am only slightly smaller than Thor for your information and most of what he has is vanity muscle, doesn't help in a strategic battle" Loki snapped back at the hulk.
"Thor puny god too" Hulk grunted rendering Loki speechless.
"Well... Okay fine" Loki muttered not really knowing how to respond to that.
Loki' head dropped down to the paper filled table, he sighed and grabbed another file quickly flicking through it. He frowned at the information on the pages and peered up at the Hulk staring at him.
"No stare at Hulk" The hulk grunted when he noticed the piercing green eyes on him.
Loki' eyes dropped back down to the paper, his brows knitted together in confusion "This can't be right" Loki murmured to himself.
"Me" Hulk said rising from the floor.
"No you can't read" Loki snapped. Hulk walked over and tried grabbing the paper off Loki, Loki slapped his arm away. "Stop it" He complained.
"Tell me" Hulk roared.
"Fine" Loki shouted. He ran his hand through his hair and straightened out the paper in his hand that was now bent. "Just sit down before you break something" Loki muttered. Hulk did as he was told and took a seat on the floor watching the Asgardians god as he spoke.
"Ragnarok, the decimation of Asgard caused by Surtur" Loki began usuing his best narrators voice. "It's Asgardians prophecy that surtur will rise up with the eternal blame and drive his scorching-" Loki broke off the main point to explain but was abruptly cut off by Hulk.
"Story faster" Hulk said slamming his fists down on the floor reminding Loki of a child throwing a tantrum.
"You are an uncouth reprobate did anyone ever tell you that?" Loki asked rolling his eyes at the beast. "Basically Asgard my planet was destroyed, but not before the revenges fought a battle there" Loki explained summering quickly.
"Avengers" Hulk grunted.
"Revenges. Consisting of Thor, Valkyrie, Loki and... Hulk" Loki pulled a face when he spoke the last word.
"Hulk on Asgard?" Hulk questioned.
"I have no idea why but for some reason we where on the same team" Loki mumbled his brows still pulled together as he tried to figure out why on earth they would have been a team.
"No" Hulk said simply.
Loki dropped the paper down slightly and looked over at him. "You can't just say no it's right here on this paper" He said slapping the sheet of paper with his spare hand.
"No" Hulk said again with a shrug.
Loki twisted his mouth up and held the paper up "Black and white, Loki and Hulk fighting side by side to save the people of Asgard" Loki stressed trying to prove the point he was right and Hulk was wrong.
"Hulk no fight with puny gods" Hulk said smiling at the god.
"You fought with Thor by your side" Loki argued.
Hulk shrugged not caring to explain further. "Thor friend".
"We could be friends" Loki offered lying as usual.
"No" Hulk grunted.
Loki lip twitched and his face screwed up in anger. "Reprobate" He spat.
"Don't say stuff" Hulk yelled as he grabbed a chair by it's leg and threw it in the direction of the god. Loki ducked down and turned watching the chair collide with the bookshelf behind him. He turned back to Hulk and pointed at him.
"Don''t throw stuff" Loki yelled matching the green giants tone. Suddenly a woman appeared at the head of the table and shushed the duo, both Loki and Hulk remained silent as the woman shot them a disappointing look. She rolled her eyes and walked off leaving them alone again. Loki sighed and rested his chin on his hands on the table.
"You got us in trouble" Loki whisper shouted unable to resist having the last word against Hulk.
