Linda Alexis was tyhee worst foremost expert on the ancient ecyptian burial c4eremonies and the cryupts which house the most revered of their dead, the pyramids. Linda has recently begu her exploration of the largest and msot bewildering of these human masterpioeces. As she approaches the pyramid she notices aa large rock blocking the entrance. "I should push it aside so i can enter the mysteripous large pyramid and learn more about the mummies and get money for my amazing work. Hoepully Harry Styles will notice my great work (he is a BIG mummy (A mummy is a dead human or an animal whose soft tissues and organs have been preserved by either intentional or accidental exposure to chemicals, extreme cold, very low humidity, or lack of air, so that the recovered body does not decay further if kept in cool and dry conditions. Some authorities restrict the use of the term to bodies deliberately embalmed with chemicals, but the use of the word to cover accidentally desiccated bodies goes back to at least 1615 AD (see the section Etymology and meaning). Mummies of humans and animals have been found on every continent,[1] both as a result of natural preservation through unusual conditions, and as cultural artifacts. Over one million animal mummies have been found in Egypt, many of which are cats.[2] Many of the Egyptian animal mummies are sacred ibis, and radiocarbon dating suggests the Egyptian Ibis mummies that have been analyzed were from time frame that falls between approximately 450 and 250 BC.[3]) fan (the dead people not the movie))" she thought to herself. She sweatily pushed the boulder. Her shorsst almost ripped under the strenght of her big thighs and tremendiosu butt, which the male scientist trembled at the sight of.

She enegrticly peared into the tunnel, which was moist and a little stinky. Her heart waas beating as fast as the beat in the Harry Style's song watermelon sugar. Sshe was too excited to wait and ran thogufht the tunnel her lushious boobs bounced widlyl (They are very big and all her women cowrokeers are jealous) as she galloped. She reached a large room with a many treasure and gold and jewels and a big bed and a speaker (which was spotify ready). "Wow" she wondered "What is all this" she also wondered. "I thought the egyptians didnt have stuff, plus they are old poor and this stuff is cool and modern and expensive" she wondered also. "I wish I could meet a mummy, especially a mummy harry styles because i bet if they owned this stuff they would be cool, hot and rich" she thought dreamily. Suddenly; the coughing EXPLOADED open, with a Big Bang (not the show that my mom watches (the boys on that show are NOT cute :(((( )). She screams and moans but being the worlds best mummy knower and brave women. She looked in the coffing and FOUND THE MuEmNY!1. The mommy waas sleeping but she knew it was alive, beacvsue she knows a lot about monnnies. She also saw thaat itr breathjed cutlet through uits hot lips, which were not raped in badnages. LInda Alexi really wamnted to kiss it. She kissed it. Magically ( like in harry potter book) THE mummy CAAME ALIFE! "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh." shje said.

The mumy sat up (he didnt use his arms because he has a sx pack) and olooked deeply in her eyex with his beautiful hot eyes (her eyes were also pretty but in a women way, his eyes were hot in aa amn way). His hot lips saiad "If one heart fits another like a puzzle piece, maybe you could be the missing half of me.– Harry Styles, "I'll Be Ready"". "HOW DOES MUMMY KNOW HARRY STJLES?" she thought confused. "How does an icky mummy like this no harry styles?"mshe said to herself also. She slowly unrapped the mummy aand HE WAS HOIT he looked just like HArry Styles!. He opened his secy mouth and told her in a sexy harry styles signing voive that his name was hjaryjy styjles, an ancient mummy who was the king of the egyptian k9ings (like jesus but hotter). He sang her a song he wrote durin his long burial called watermelon sugar (the egyptians also ahd watermelons and he crated this song by himself and it sounded like the Harry Styles song water melon sugar but more ggyptian). They started making out very hardly and their tongues were touching and she even felt his abs. "This is awesome and very hot she thinsk to himself". Sudden;y, the REALY HARRY STYLES burst through the boulder which covered the entrance during the coughing explosion. He waas very sweaty and shritless (she could see he also haad smoking abs) becaasue he ra all the waya from his home in britland when he heard she was trapped in the mummy bedroom cave. "I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button. – Harry Styles" the reaal harry styles aaid aangrily at hajary sdtjels (the mnummy). "I was hear first! She loves me most and we are getting married! I gave her all these jewels" he said 'how bout wer dance battle for her lovem!". "ok". The the speaker turned on by magic (it was both of them who turned in on with magic becaasue they are both magic) and started playing "waht makes you beautiful" by one direction 9my favortite band). They both danced really hotly and very good. They also sang but the were both too perfect at signing. Linda was sad. How could she choose because theory are both so hot and talented and funny and sweet and loving and coolm and generous and famous and strong and tan. "I have an idea" she thought to herself also. "They can both be my husband". She said stop i love you both and you love eaaach other. They stopped. They realized the did love each other, but of coure they loved linda alexi smore. They all began too make out haard on the bed with lots of tongue and even touched each others butts in sexual way. THE END.

I hoped you liekd my story aand please shaare it so harry styles can see how good my sory is so thaat he know how much i like him.