"Character speaking"

'Character thinking or silent comunication'

"Imposing character speaking" (tailed beast, boss summon, army, other)

'Imposing character thinking' (tailed beast, boss summon, other)

Jutsu or reading

I do not own naruto all rights go to there respected owner

Inspired by The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618

Chapter 1

Naruto was siting on a swing with his forehead against one of the ropes. He had just failed the graduation test again. He was sad or at least that is the easiest was to describe him at the moment.

"Hello Naruto" Naruto looked up to see a man with shoulder length white hair. Naruto put on a large smile "Hiya Mizuki-sensei" Mizuki smirked.

Naruto was hiding behind a tree hugging a large scroll. Iruka had just taken a lare shuriken for him. Iruka had felt sleepy and he knew why. He was behind an enemy that dodged Mizuki's large shuriken he felt sleepy then too "poison" was all he could muder before being wrapped up by unconsciousness.

Naruto's eyes dilated; His face became dead and emotionless. "Welcome back kit" 'thank you

sorry for taking so long'

Naruto snuck through the trees and underbrush to get a good angle for a clean takedown. 'It would be so much easier to just kill him' "then why don't you" 'So we can take him to T&I'

Mizuki was standing over Iruka monaloging about how he had planed this and sabatoshing Naruto's education before he felt a hand grab his ankle that pulled him underground via the Earth Release: head hunter jutsu

Hiruzen frowned "It appears the memory seal has been broken" "what do you mean by that" asked a silver haired scarecrow of a man. The old hokage sighed "I was hoping for this to never come up again but my hand has been forced.

FLASHBACK

Jiraiya was tree hoping away from the building the he blew up. He had been investigating a new village called Otogakure for the last month. He saw another ninja infront of him running with a wounded leg. He continued behind them a little bit before they collapsed. Jiraiya creped up carfaly to the anbu mask wearing individual. 'Thats a root mask better take them to sensei' he placed a sleep tag on the short agent

"This is quite troubling. I told Danzo to disband root." the hokage lit his pipe "Sensai isn't this enough proof to get him" "no, im afraid not. Let's get a look at there face at least" Jiraiya pulled the the mask off to reveal a young whiskered face. "Naruto!" Hiruzen wanted to replace his tabaco with something else. "Sensai, did you say this is Naruto" The old man only nodded. "He turned Minato's kid in to a mindless drone". "Jiraiya I want you to place memory seals on him"

FLASHBACK END

Naruto was escorted into the office by a pair of anbu. He extended his senses to check for anyone other than the Hokage and the anbu "Hey old man". Hiruzen's lips curled up ever so slightly. "Naruto what all happened." "Mizuki told me that if I took the forbidden scroll and learned a jutsu from it I could become a genin. I somehow managed to take the scroll to the location Mizuki specified. Iruka found me before Mizuki did. He said orochimaru would reward him with power then tried to kill me and Iruka-sensei. I saw Iruka die and something in me snaped. I then immobilized the traitor." Lord third's dropped his serious face and smiled warmly. "Is there anything else you wish to say" Naruto did not waver as he continued "Orochimaru intends to attack the village" The ageing Saratobi was troubled by this statement. "Are you sure" "Hai hokage-sama I learned about this during a mission under root." Hiruzen's attention was held tight when Naruto did not die from saying anything about root. "Naruto …. How are you alive"

"Im alive because I haven't been killed." The hokage and ambu present almost chuckled at the dry and dark humor but Naruto continued. "Though I doubt thats what you meant. The reason is because I do not have a root silence seal." "And why is that" Hiruzen quizzes." "Well at first I was too high profile to place the seal on but after seeing that you didn't notice anything was wrong he tried to however the qubi got rid of it every time" "Very well then what do you know of Orochimaru's plan's." "The Orochimaru is the leader of Otogakure; He intends to kill you and take sasuke's body." "So he is going to try to kidnap Sasuke." "No he will place the curse seal and tempt sasuke to go to him. Other wise the body possession jutsu as he calls it wont work"

"I want you to write a full report on what you know about Orochimaru and have it on my desk in at least two days" "There may be a small problem there" "And what is that Naruto" "I don't know how to fill out a written report" "come to my office tomorrow morning. I will have someone show you how to fill the report" Naruto knew a dismissal when he heard one. "Hai Hokage-san"

Naruto was in front of his apartment when he looked at the Hokage monument 'I never stood a chance. I need to whip my self back into shape' "Damn strait" 'hows the mindscape' "It suck" I'll fix it tonight' "alright"

Naruto was walking up to the doors of Hiruzen's office when he stoped at the receptionist's desk. "Is Hokage-sama available" The brown haired women didn't even look up when she said to go on in. "Arigato" Naruto knocked on the door to double check and announce his presence. "Come in Naruto" the leathery voice of Hiruzen announced. Naruto opened the door to reveal the old man, Iruka-sensei and a women with messy purple buns for hair, a skirt ,tan open trenchcoat and a … mesh shit. "What are you looking at" she teased. "Someone thats not completely sane" Naruto retorted before Iruka jumped in, "Naruto don't be rude" Naruto responded "what sane people are boring" Anko immediately wrapped her arms around Naruto before claiming "mine now" Naruto responded the only wayne knew how "Well this is happening. Though I believe any more pleasantries will have to be put on hold for now. I believe Hokage-sama has more pencil pushing to do after this." The small amount of killing intent Hiruzen leaked made Iruka shiver and almost made him fall to his knees. Anko and Naruto looked slightly hard of breathing. "Yes lets get straight to the point. Anko could you stop squeezing Naruto" Anku pouted when she had to stop hugging her new favorite chibi. "So Naruto, Anko will help you to fill out a report. Iruka would you take over" Iruka stepped forward "Gladly Naruto Uzumaki you are now officially a genin of Konohagakure. Wear your headband with pride." Iruka smiled before looking back to the Hokage. "I will tell Anko what the report is about and why you have that kind of information. In the meen time go to the academy for team assignments." Naruto went out the door and headed to the academy. Anko spoke up "I like the gaki could I take him as an apprentice" Hiruzen answered "I don't see why not"

Naruto was sitting in the back of the class unnoticed by anyone until Iruka walked into the room "Hello class this will probably be the last time we will interact and would just like to say that it has been a joy teaching you all. Now onto the team assignments. Team seven is Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno" "YATTA TRUE LOVE PREVAILS, take that ino pig" "SAKURA SHUT UP! Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, and Sai Shimura on team seven. Hinata Hyuga, Shino Aburame, and Kiba Inazuka on team eight. Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, Choji Acamichi on team ten. A boy with fang like markings laughed "Looks like Naruto failed after all" "KIBA! Do not interrupt me. Anko Mitarashi will be apprenticing Naruto Uzumaki." Sakura stud up and yelled before thinking "Why did that baka get chosen Sasuke should be apprenticed under someone instead of Naruto"

At that moment an explosion of smoke erupted at the door and sign held by kunai on string read Super Sexy Snake Mistress "That would be because he peaked my interest you useless fangirl!" Two snakes wrapped around Naruto who's only response was "well this is happening now." Anko pulled the blond trough the window shouting "lets go gaki." The entire class was stunned until there senseis came to get them.

Anko stoped at the gates to the forest of death before speaking "Normally the jounin sensei would give give their team a test but I wanna see how good you are at pranking with your new skills so tomorrow I want you to target team sevens test. its basically a teamwork test disguised as a skill test just don't make it to much harder for them just be a nuisance" "I feel slower than I should" "I mean you haven't properly trained in four years" "ya but I was slow when I entered the academy too." "The Hokage should know about that but in the meen time lets get you out of that kill me orange." "That sounds good to me. I was considering just wearn a shirt tied around my waist"

Naruto was roof hoping with anko till she stoped in front of a shop "This is one of my favorite places to get gear" She said as they walked in and where greeted by a small man who greeted the without looking up from the kunai he was sharpening "Welcome to The Polished Peacock fight with honor become the earth. How may I help you?" "Hi Warhog" the questionably dressed sadist chirped. The man sighed and looked up "Hi Anko what is it today" She smiled as she proclaimed "The chibi here needs something better than orange" The one and a half meters tall man stud up to the counter and said "You know where the cloths are. Don't make him a mini-me like Guy did with Lee"

Anko and Naruto where tree hoping through the Forest of Death. Naruto now wore a navy blue jumpsuit with the ankles bandaged and a lot of pockets. Anko stoped when they reached a clearing as did Naruto. Anko spoke "We will be training in the forest daily and you will do one D-rank mission every day starting tomorrow but for now I torture, i mean train you back into shape" "Whoopdy do im so exited" Anko pulled out senbon and started troughing them at the now running blond

Three hours had passed and naruto looked like a pincushion. Both he and Anko where breathing hard when the snake mistress spoke up "wow you lost more of a edge than I thought you would."Naruto replied "What are you talking about?" Anko continued "Don't worry about that Lord Third already told me about you being in Root and how you were found. Now go home and get some rest roe your quote on quote test tomorrow." Naruto replied "that sounds good but i should probably talk with my summons, do you want to meet them. Anko responded "sure why not, what contract do you have any way." Naruto did some hand signs and used "summoning jutsu". The puff of smoke covering Naruto was blown away reviling a white and black stripes, seven inch tall owl that looked happy to see Naruto and pissed at him at the same time. "Why the hell have you not summoned any of us in what four years?! I should bust your eardrums!" the screech owl yell in to Naruto's ear "sorry I'll explain." Naruto claimed "What happened is that I had a memory seal placed on me so I basically forgot three years of my life. I just yesterday broke the seal and I didnt remember everything at once but it's coming back to me. Speaking of wich I need to relearn how to fly." this is when Anko interrupted "Did you just say relearn to fly."

Naruto said matter of factly "Yes. Yes I did." "Can you teach me" "No" "Why not." Anko wined when the owl interjected "because its a summoner only jutsu. Speaking of jutsu, you need to brush up on all of them" Naruto only nodded before the avian summon continued "also reverse summon to the twilight forest to talk with elder Yoken." The sunkissed blonde responded, "sure thing"