"There has to be another way in," Sakura deadpanned without taking her eyes off the narrow entrance going for miles and miles and miles in front of her. She would do anything for her job, had done anything, but she wasn't all too willing to crawl through a drainage pipe, especially since it belonged to some low class criminals. Even with the job Sakura had she prided herself on being a clean freaking, shower everyday, hands washed every chance she got. So to stare down the face of a pipe not knowing what had passed through nearly made Sakura's breakfast coming back up.
Naruto knelt down beside her and peered in side, "It doesn't look that bad." Naruto was a special kind of mess because of course not even a used and grimy sewage pipe would look gross to him.
Naruto stood up straight and stretched his arms tall over his head. Sakura chided him, "You've gone weeks without taking a bath, Naruto, of course it wouldn't seem dirty." It hadn't been one of the times they were on a mission and unable to bathe, Naruto had gone five weeks without a bath all because Sai had told him water shrunk the junk. Sakura loved all the people in her life but of them all the physically grossest would definitely be Naruto.
Naruto ignored her patronizing tone and smiled happily at her. "It'll be fine," he said, "it's probably wasn't even used that much!" After the words fell from his mouth he squinted his eyes and leaned in, clearly spotting something. He pointed, "Except for the dried blood on the walls." Sakura's skin crawled at the grossness that laid behind her, at how okay her teammate was with going and crawling around in it all.
Sakura shook the feeling off and crossed her arms as she sighed. She was not in the mood to go crawling through some nasty sewer water, especially with what she was wearing. The mission had called for disguise, something she normally wasn't against, but this case was much different. She wore a black sports bra, covered only by a too big fishnet crop top, too tight leather jeans, knee high black heeled boots, all paired off with a black wig. Her pink hair had become to identifiable in the underground gangs and criminal activities, unsurprisingly not too many had pink hair.
Naruto was in a similar state of dress: baggy black shorts, a too big muscle shirt, and a short black wig; but he wouldn't be him without a little bit of orange, which came in the form of underwear. Street ware was a favorite style of Sakura's, not one person could wear it without looking at least decent. Sure, not everyone appreciated the style but it was a great one nonetheless.
"Lets get this over with," she dropped to her hands and knee's, small bits of rocks digging into her palms. "I'll go in first," she had always been the kid to volunteer for the worst, always just wanting to get whatever was about to happen done.
"Right behind you!" Naruto chirped happily; neither of them were sure how far the pipe went on, neither thinking to do the research before hand. Naruto regretted not having the data right away. He was on hands and knee's behind Sakura, the girl he has been in love with since he was a child. The girl who grew into the towns sweetheart, with a big heart and a beautiful body, fighting crime came with the perks of a good workout. Not that Sakura had ever needed a good workout but it wasn't a bad sight to see. Especially when she was actually in action, her fighting was the most chaotic and most beautiful thing he had ever seen! Or thats what he had told Sakura more then a dozen times.
She was crawling on hands and knee's, his face only inches from her glorious behind, and it was a tantalizing sight Sakura was sure. Too bad Naruto was too busy trying to hold in his snorting laughter and Sakura knew it was because her leather pants rubbed obnoxiously against the pipes. It was all so annoying! Her thoughts wondered so far that she couldn't feel the small spider crawling over the bump of her rump.
Sakura felt herself jerk forward, barely catching herself on her elbows as the hard hand of her best friend came down on her butt. "Naruto," she hissed angrily, unable to look at him, "why did you push me?"
"I saved your life," He replied happily. It was even more annoying when he begun to giggle ludicrously to himself.
Sakura kicked her leg out behind her, satisfied when she felt the heel connect with his chest, "Don't touch me!" She took a deep breath, calming the rage building inside her.
