I didn't fall asleep until four in the morning last night and found this in my Google Drive. Don't expect much from this, cause sleep deprived Danner has all the critical thinking of a sea urchin. There is literally no effort put into the grammar or spelling, and it's so low brow that I cant be bothered to go through it all. I suggest you read my main story A Hat in the Falls if you actually want a decent Hat in Time fic. Or I guess read this if you want to try and decipher delirious Danner's idea of content.

(now suffer)

it was three am when snatcher decided that he had enough of being dead and wanted the sweet sweet delight of a succulent dennys combo plate. driving his ghost car to the ghost dennys, he got a booth all to himself because hes an asshole and hes dead so no one could do crap about it. in fact, just so that he could be more of an asshole he ordered five burger combos instead of getting pancakes like a normal person or ghost in this case. when the poor waiter finally got the outrageous number of plates for the lone noodle, he was like "hahaha fuck you im dead i dont eat"" and proceeded to knock everything ogf the tabel, killing the minimum wage part timer. snatcher proceeded to laugh at the dead body until the rest of the staff decided that the yhad enough of his tomfuckery. snatcher felt a cold menacing presence over his noodle shpulder and turned around to see none other than his bitch of an ex wife.

"satcher." "vanessa." "oh, your approaching me? instead of running away after realizing that i will ban you from my fine establishment, youre comng straight at me?" "i cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer" "oh ho, then come as close as youd like!" the two ghosts suddenly appeared behind the dennys and started recreating that one scene from jojo. "oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraroaora!""mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamuda!" but halfway through the beatdown snatcher pulled out an uno reverse card, which he called the unstoppable exodia, and vanessa screamed as she faded away at the pure awesomeness of snatcher beiing hip wth the kids. and then he danced over her corpse.