If you have an idea for a prank that April, Leo, Mikey, Raph, Donnie, Splinter, or even Spike can pull, you can tell it to me and I might consider putting it in!


Raphael was reading a comic book, trying in vain to block out the sounds of Space Heroes, which Leonardo was watching on television, when someone stepped in front of him. Raphael didn't look up, just said, "You're blocking my light, Donnie. Trying to read here."

"Oh, okay, I guess you don't want your sai back."

Raphael threw the comic book to the floor and looked up. Indeed, Donatello was holding his sai, the purple-masked turtle had broken a couple of days ago for a prank on Michelangelo. Raphael made a reach for it but Donatello held it out of his grasp. "Eh, eh, eh. What's the magic word?"

The red-masked turtle rolled his eyes. "Abra cadabra?"

Donatello, sighing in slight exasperation, grumbled, "Close enough," and dropped the fixed weapon into his brother's lap. Raphael picked it up, examining it to see if it was really fixed, and didn't notice as Donatello brought out a small little remote, which sported only one button.

"I'll test it out, see if it's up to my standards," Raphael said, standing up.

"Good idea." Donatello inwardly smirked.

The red-masked turtle positioned himself between Leonardo and the television screen and began to twirl his newly repaired sai in his hand. Leonardo tried to get a good view of the TV screen from around his brother, but it wasn't working so far. "Get out of the way, Raph!"

Raphael ignored Leonardo completely and started doing practice jabs with the weapon. "Well, Donnie, I guess it's fixed perfectly."

"Glad you feel that way," Donatello replied. This time, there was no hiding his mischievous smile. Raphael became suspicious and stopped his practice.

"Don't tell me you're somehow pulling a prank?" While Raphael was distracted, Leonardo shoved him away from the television screen and scooted closer to it, eager to catch up on what he'd missed while his brother had been blocking out the episode.

"Yup," Donatello replied. He held a finger close to the red button on his remote, which Raphael had just noticed he had, and asked, "Ready?"

"No!" Raphael released his grasp on his repaired sai, figuring it was part of the prank, but was surprised to see it didn't hit the floor. Instead, it stayed in his hand, stuck there. He tried pulling it off with his other hand, but to no avail. "You super-glued the sai to my hand?" he asked Donatello.

"There's more." The purple-masked turtle pressed the big red button. And, we should all know, a big red button never does anything good.

For a few seconds, there was nothing. Raphael just stood there, frozen in the position of trying to pull his sai of his hand, waiting for something surprising to happen. He barely noticed as the right hand holding the sai began to warm. "Donnie, I think your button's broken." His hand got a few degrees hotter. "...On second thought."

Leonardo gave up on trying to watch his show while his brothers were making noise so he turned off the television; he'd seen that Space Heroes episode at least fifty times anyway. Then, he sat down on the floor near Donatello, intently watching Raphael. "Donnie, what did you do to Raph's sai?"

Donatello merely shrugged. "An upgrade or two." He pressed his button again.

"HOT!" Raphael shrieked, once again trying to pull the sai off of his hand. "Hot, hot, hot!" He gave up on tugging on the weapon once again and began to wave his hand up and down. "Get it off, Donnie!" Now Raphael was blowing on his hand, hoping to cool it off, but that wouldn't work for obvious reasons.

"If you can't pull it off, what makes you think I can?" Donatello answered, pressing the button once more.

Raphael screamed again. "Donatello, get this off me or you're dead!"

"What? Can't take the heat?"

The hot-headed (and hot-handed) turtle's scream turned into a low growl that sounded like that of a bear's. He charged for Donatello, who stayed firmly situated where he was and didn't move at all, but Leonardo bolted away and disappeared down the hallway to the left.

"Get it off, Donnie!" Raphael commanded.

"Only if you tell everyone I'm a prank genius."

Raphael stopped to consider that, even though his hand was practically on fire. "Not to bad, but, hmmm, I have a better idea." Donatello seemed to take that as the que to run and so he jumped up and dashed into the kitchen, dropping his remote on the way.

In the kitchen, Raphael was on one side of the table and Donatello was on the other, neither moving because they were waiting for the other to make their move. And that could take a while.

Leonardo came back into the Lair, with Michelangelo at his side. The orange-masked turtle instantly saw Donatello's remote on the ground and picked it up, not even bothering to inquire what it was. "Look, Leo!" he said, holding it up for his brother to see. Then did he notice that Leonardo was no longer at his side, and was instead in the kitchen, trying to calm things down.

Leonardo wasn't making things any better, neither Raphael or Donatello even seemed to notice he was there. Donatello finally made a run for it and Raphael charged after him, tackling him to the ground. The purple-masked turtle desperately tried to escape but he was pinned. "YOW!" he screamed as he felt Raphael's heated hand make contact with his arm. "Okay, okay! I'll turn it off! ...Wait, where's the remote?"

"Here it is!" Michelangelo shouted from across the room, holding it up for all to see.

"Mikey, turn it off!" Donatello begged.

"Yeah, Mikey, turn it off or my hand will catch fire, and then I'll hit you with it! "threatened Raphael.

"Come and get it, Raph!" Michelangelo said, waving the remote. Raphael grunted and got off of Donatello, and, glowering all the while, walked over and swiped it from his brother's hand. Quickly, he found the on/off switch and pressed it. After a few moments, Raphael sighed peacefully, a sign that his hand was no longer 110 degrees Fahrenheit.

Raphael now busied himself with once again trying to tug the sai from his hand. "Why does everyone prank me?" he grumbled quietly.

It took an hour, but finally the sai was detached from Raphael's hand. The turtles had ended up and grabbing some part of the weapon and pulling backwards as hard as they could-but the sai still took fifteen minutes to come off.

"Gosh, Donnie, where did you get such sticky glue?" Leonardo wondered aloud after the problem was solved, his face still red from effort.

"Made it myself," the turtle answered proudly.

"Okay, I don't know what I'm more surprised about: that you made the glue or that you actually spent time making the glue. I mean, what else would we need super-sticky adhesive for besides pranks?" said Raphael.

April walked into the Lair from the dojo, looking exhausted from her training, with Splinter at her side. "Any new pranks while I was gone?" she asked.

"Yes," Raphael replied, smirking mysteriously, especially at Donatello. "And now I think things are really heating up."

(Scoreboard: Donnie: 2 Splinter: 1 April: 1 Mikey: 2 Raph: 1 Leo: 0 Spike: 0)