Miraculous Agents


Disclaimer: The characters in this story are created and owned by someone else as this is just for fan fiction purposes only.

AN: This will be set before and during the episode of the third season of Miraculous titled Refketadoll. This will be a one shot story and some reviews would be nice.


Chapter One

Lost in Paris

Paris, France One day ago

Paris is the capital and largest city in France, situated on the river Seine, in northern France, at the heart of the Île-de-France region The city of Paris, within its administrative limits largely unchanged since 1860, has an estimated population of 2,211,297 but the Paris metropolitan area has a population of 11,899,544 and is one of the most populated metropolitan areas in Europe.

Paris was the largest city in the Western world for about 1,000 years, prior to the 19th century, and the largest in the entire world between the 16th and 19th centuries. Paris is today one of the world's leading business and cultural centers, and its influences in politics, education, entertainment, media, fashion, science, and the arts all contribute to its status as one of the world's major global cities

Paris is the world's most expensive city in which to live. With about 28 million tourists per year (42 in the whole Paris Region), of which 17 million are foreign visitors, Paris is the most visited city in the world. The city and its region contain 3,800 historical monuments and four UNESCO World Heritage Sites.

Having just gotten off the wrong air plane which was bound for London, England. A beautiful blonde woman with medium sized breasts and wearing causal clothing walked out of the airport and came upon the city of Paris itself.

"This is not London," muttered the woman.

She scratched her blonde hair in figuring out where is she at. She watched people walk upon these streets and are speaking a different language. The woman wasn't looking where she is going and bumped into a poster..

The woman slumped to the ground, but got back up as she giggled when everyone stared at her. Mary Goodnight should of stayed home and not gone on a mission with double-0 eight.

Being a ditz at times she realized it's French they are speaking. There is a certain problem she doesn't understand the French language. If this Paris Section-C must be here in the city, but she forgot where.

"Guess I will doing some sight seeing while I here." Said Goodnight "Uh-oh."

She lost her purse and doesn't have any money. Well it seems she is stuck here in Paris, eventually someone will come looking for her. She shrugged her shoulders in thinking someone will and kept on walking.

Mary Goodnight walked upon a bridge and a man is offering ice cream. Free ice cream too and so she walked over to get some, only to trip on her shoe and fall right on the ice cream cart that sent ice cream flying down upon a man who is feeding the pigeons.

"Sorry, my fault." Grinned Goodnight

"It's okay," spoke the ice cream man

"You might want to clean those dirty birds." said Goodnight.

"Dirty birds," snarled the man

The man whom is feeding the pigeons is fuming in anger as he and his birds are covered in ice cream. Mary Goodnight turned to her left to see a pretty butterfly coming towards to her it looked rather weird. She smiled and caught it in her hands and she heard a voice in her head.

"Mr Pigeon I am Hawk moth." Spoke the voice "She says your birds are dirty."

"Which they are," said Goodnight "If your looking to proposition me off, your out of luck. But hey I am an attractive woman "

"What? You are not him." Growled Hawkmoth "My akuma is not ment for an idiot like you. Let go of it right now."

"Uh, okay." Said Goodnight "At least don't be a jerk about."

She lets the moth fly right into the man and then watched him transform in some sort of costumed man.

"So you think my pigeons are dirty birds aye," spoke Mr Piegion "You are going to feel my wrath."

Mary Goodnight decided to run and is being chased by Mr. Piegion until she slipped on a banana peel, goes flying in the air and lands inside the cab a construction vehicle.

Trying to break free, she accidentally pulled the lever and as Mr. Piegion is about to get her. A wrecking ball slammed him head on and knocked the costumed man out cold, his whistle broke apart as the moth flew away.

Everyone is left to wonder as the event was live on television for everyone in Paris to see. Did she just saved the day without any help from Paris's heroes Kat Noir and Lady Bug.

"Did I do that." Said Goodnight

They all shook their heads to confirm it and Mary just strolled away to find a way to get home. C- section of MI6 in Paris that monitors certain things in the city got wind of what transpired and decided to report this to M back in London.


Enroute to Paris

Many of the women had noticed a handsome mysterious man had boarded the star train. He stands at 6 ft 2 190lbs with short, but dark dirty blonde hair and icy blue eyes. He is dressed in a light gray suit a silky red tie and black shined leather shoes. On his right wrist is a watch.

The man gave the women warm smiled before sitting in his seat. Using the alias James Sterling he is on his way to Paris. He want informed as in why and then his cell phone buzzed in his pocket. He took it out, pressed the phone icon and answers it. James Bond has a feeling this is a mission.

"Hello there, sir." Said Bond in his flawless British "What is it this time."

"Commander it's a simple task, get Agent Goodnight home." Replied M "She got lost in Paris and was supposed to be in London to give a report."

"Oh no," sighed Bond "Why did it have to be her." He paused "Sometimes I wonder why she is an agent."

James recalled the mission he had with her involving Fransisco Scaramanga about a few years back.

"Shs did helped you in the case involving Fransisco Scaramanga, if you haven't forgotten." Replied M "Her father is as you know an advisor to the PM and just do your job 007."

"Yes, sir," said Bond

The phone conversation ended which the train will be there soon. He planned ahead of he was going to stay in Paris for a bit to find Mary Goodnight.


Paris, France

Stepping out of the train and onto the train station. James headed towards the exit and out to the streets of Paris. A vehicle he ordered is across the street and so he stepped inside the driver's side. Started it up and drove away.

He booked himself a hotel to stay in. The streets of Paris are the same as always. Bond noticed many posters of a boy model named Adrian Agrest. Son of Gabriel Agrest. Once he gets to the hotel, he will search for Mary Goodnight.

There is an aroma in the air like something is cooking. Then James found a nearby bakery and parked his car nearby and calmly walked in. A ring is heard as he opened the door, there several customers there, so he waited, until it's his turn.

"Hi, may...I...I, uh." Spoke the girl whom is blushing and stuttering at the same time.

The teenage girl appears to be asian with another woman whom is Asian, a large man is there as well.

"Are you feeling okay," asked Bond?

"So handsome," said the girl slowly then blushed a bit "I'm sorry...what do I...uh."

"Young lady you might want to slow down." Said Bond

"I like your accent," said the girl "I mean your voice, I mean ahhhhh."

"Silly girl I like some croissants please." said Bond

"Marinette, will you do it for the man." Said the woman. "Sorry about that."

"It's perfectly all right," said Bond who then spoke in Mandarin to the woman.

"Oh you been to China." She said

"It's my job to travel to conduct business." Said Bond "The reason why I am here in Paris is to find a associate of mine." He gives a description of a woman.

"Oh she's the one who saved Paris yesterday." Said the man "By accident."

James is handed a bag of croissants, which smelled fine and paid for them "Thank you very much and you miss Mary, can I call you Mary. Stay out of trouble."

"Uh...right, bye." She smiled at him.

"Kids," muttered under his breath.

James walked out of the bakery and back into the car to drive off to the hotel. It wasn't long before he arrived there and found a place to park. Stepping out of the vehicle he headed inside, then to the front desk.

"I booked a room, James Sterling." Said Bond"

Your room is ready sir," said the man "Go up stairs."

"Thank you." Said Bond.

James walked towards where he needed to go before a girl bumped into him.

"What where you are going you idiot," said the girl "People like you are utterly ridiculous, ridiculous, now go get me a club soda."

"No," said Bond "I have more important things to do."

"DADDY," shouted the girl

"Yes, my sweet what is it." Said the scared man whom appears to be the mayor of Paris.

"That man won't get me a club soda, fire him." Said the girl.

"I don't work for you," said Bond.

"I'm the mayor of Paris and the owner of this hotel, I can have you thrown out for disrespecting my daughter." Said the mayor

"Guess you need to grow a spine," said Bond "Really, well I happen to be golfing buddies to a certain President of France himself." He paused "Do you know what impeachment means."

"The one single word that should never come out of a politician mouth." Said the nervous Mayor.

"Good, or if you or your idiot daughter bothers me again." Said Bond coldly "Your political future will be a forfeit just like that." He snapped his fingers in front of the mayor.

"I best be going, come along honey pie," said the mayor as he ushered his daughter away.

"Idiot," rolled the eyes of Bond

He then headed to the room he booked, took a shower and got a drink. Vodka Martini and then headed out of the hotel to look for Mary Goodnight.

Where is Mary Goodnight?

She had spent the majority of the previous day keeping a low profile and is wandering the streets of Paris.

The boy named Adrain Agrest whom just walked out of a park with a large man, which James figured out he must be a body guard and a slender looking business woman.

Might as well ask him.

"Excuse me Mister Agrest." Said Bond

The body guard got in front of James, but Adrian waved him off and turned his attention to the man.

On the other hand the glasses wearing slender business woman glared at the mystery man. Her breath is taken away how handsome he looks.

"I'm sorry sir," said Adrain "But I'm not doing any more autographs today."

"No, it's not kid," said Bond "I am looking for a co-worker of mine," he gave them a description.

"You must mean the woman who save Paris the other day," said the woman.

"Sorry I haven't seen her, been busy and all." Said Adrian.

"Thank you very much," said Bond to the boy and turned his attention to the woman "If your not to busy, perhaps you like to go out for dinner or a midnight stroll around Paris,"

"I uh," the woman is taken aback by his pass "I would like to straddle you...I mean stroll with you," she spoke in a nervous tone "I mean ugh..." She blushed.

Adrian just laughed at this and watched as the man winked at Natile and walk away.

"Nice butt," muttered Natile.

Both James Bond and Marty Goodnight are unaware of what will soon transpire in a chain of events.


Elsewhere

The akuma enters Juleka's right lace glove while the amok enters her barrette. Hawk Moth offers to turn Juleka back into Reflekta, and Mayura offers her a sentimonster named Reflekdoll that will help her all in exchange for Ladybug's and Cat Noir's Miraculouses.

Juleka agrees and is transformed into Reflekta with a giant Reflekdoll under her command. She uses the doll to turn multiple people into copies of herself and heads to Trocadéro where her friends are.

James has been walking for a few hours until he turned to his left and saw her Mary Goodnight.

"Miss Goodnight." Said Bond

"Oh hi James," said Goodnight.

The two walked towards the middle of the street and glared at one another.

"Can you take me home," said Goodnight.

"Sure, M is waiting for your report." Said Bond

Suddenly as the two were about to leave. A car is thrown out no where and landed right in front of them, the trunk opened up and objects poured out at their feet. Along with two creatures of a bug and cat.

Tikki wonders how they're going to find their owners when everyone looks the same. Plagg suggests that they look for the Miraculouses first which they do.

"Excuse me," said Bond "Perhaps the two of us can help, hard to do considering your owners look like that."

"Yeah, let us help." Said Goodnight "What are you."

"Their Kwamis, long story another time." Said Bond.

"Well you look pretty cool," said Plagg

"I like cats," said Goodnight "So I got you."

"The bug is mine to use." Said Bond "Hope that isn't a problem."

"Uh, okay." Said Tikki "Just say Tikki Spot on."

"And you can say Plagg claws out," said Plagg.

James takes the earings, puts them on and replied "Tikki Spot on." Then transforms "Gentleman Bug."

Mary takes the ring and puts it on, then replied "Plagg claws out" then transforms "Lady Noir."

"Now let's have some fun," said Bond.

"You think when the real lady bug gets older she will have boobs as big as mine." said Goodnight

"One may never know." Said Bond with a chuckle.

Gentleman Bug and Lady Noir whom are James Bond and Mary Goodnight charge forward which has taken everyone by surprise even Hawkmoth and Myura are shocked to see older versions of the cat and bug.

The big dolled fired at them but missed, while Adrian and Marinette looked on to wonder who these people are.

James or Gentleman Bug called upon the lucky charm which formed into a huge mallet. He chuckled at this and quickly figured it out.

"Get ready lady Noir," said Bond

"Always ready," said Goodnight "Cataclysm" her hand formed destruction energy.

Gentleman Bug leaped in several directions at one to confuse the doll with the person inside and then he threw the mallet right at the doll as he missed or ment to miss, which he caught the mallet and the person inside never saw it coming.

WACK

the sound echoed all around as the head comes clean off and knocked it aside, which bounced upon the streets a few times before stopping. The person inside will be fine, but got knocked out in the process.

Lady Noir used Cataclysm to damage the body until it shattered to pieces. Only then Gentleman Bug had found both the feather and the akuma and de evilized the objects. The girl came too and is back to normal.

"Oh that's right," said Bond then shouted "Miraculous Gentleman bug,"

Then the magic fixed things and everyone is back to normal.

"Pound it," courses the two with a fist bumps

"Well everyone time to bug out," said Bond

"Yeah Kats off," said Goodnight.

They headed to the rooftops to find a secluded location to transform back which they did in a alleyway with no one watching. Tikki and Plagg took the miraculous back to their original owners.

"That was fun," smiled Goodnight.

"It was and now time for you to head home,* said Bond.

They both walked to the street as a car is waiting for her and two people got out.

"They are your escorts home, and will make sure you get there." Said Bond.

"What about you," asked Goodnight?

"It's been awhile since I been in Paris," said Bond "A holiday for me."

Mary Goodnight nodes as she walked to the vehicle got in and James watched them leave. Only then he sent a text message to M to inform him that Agent Goodnight is heading home After which he headed to the streets of Paris.

"You know master, you could of used me," said the Kwami in his pocket

"Next time old friend, next time." Said Bond.


The End