"Hello kids (and other idiots like me), today I'll be teaching you how to play every instrument in existence! So get ready and let's try to speed through this before Tobias finds out I stole some of his instruments and murders me." *Ahem*

"This is a cello. And you play it with this weird thingy that is called a bow for some reason. It doesn't quite look like a bow to me. Poor naming on their part. This thing is very big. I once heard from my father, "The bigger the instrument the lower the sound, and the smaller the instrument the higher the sound." so, we're just gonna go off of that." *Jaron whips out a chair* "MAKE SURE YOU'RE SEATED TOO, BECAUSE YOU WOULD PROBABLY FALL OVER TRYING TO PLAY THIS STANDING." *straightens self* "Sit straight, place the cello between your legs, and I forgot the rest of the steps- TRUST ME PEOPLE, WE'LL LEARN THIS TOGETHER-" *more throat clearing and dramatically whips out the bow* "Now, we play." *he lays his fingers on one of the higher up strings and plucks a note, in which squeaks terribly* "I think this one is broken, whatever. ONTO THE NEXT INSTRUMENT."