*about 10 minutes later* "OK, I HAVE A NEW INSTRUMENT. They call this a flute, apparently. I believe this thing is like 2 feet long or something like that. Anyways, here's how to play it. The flute is made up of like 3 different parts, the head joint, body joint, and foot joint. So if you ever get angry, decapitate a flute and not a person, please. Just a little advice for the kings out there." *brings the flute up to his mouth after putting it together* "Now, we attempt to make a sound." *He makes his lips into a thin line with a small opening, then violently blows into it* "IF ALL ELSE FAILS, THE FLUTE ALSO HAS A SECRET USAGE. SIMPLY LEARN HOW TO WIELD A FLUTE AND STAB SOMEBODY IN THE THROAT." *AHEM* "Next instrument…"
