*whips out a trombone* "This is a trombone, but I don't really see the difference between it and a trumpet, just the fact that it's longer. I've been scammed. Anyways, I actually have no idea how to play this, so let's figure it out." *Fink walks in the room* "Hey Jaron, have you seen my rat trombo- WAIT A MINUTE-" *Jaron eyes Fink* "What do you mean by rat trombon-" *peers inside the trombone and throws it on the ground, denting it* "MY BEAUTIFUL BRASS RABID RODENT INSTRUMENT, NOOOOOOOOOOO." *Fink sobs* And this folks, is why Jaron hates brass instruments. (Nothing against anybody, ok maybe. Fink in specific-)

(I'll take requests for other instruments in the reviews)