(Thank you, himjusthere for suggesting the harp!)
"What do you know, another instrument." (What has Jaron gotten himself into?) "This thing is a harp. Though like any instrument, it can probably be used as a murder device. But luckily, it looks fairly easy to play. *inhales and majestically gets his fingers ready* *then he begins to violently play it, which somehow stills sounds good.* "I think I like this one. You don't even have to actually put work into learning it. Now I can officially say I'm a professional harp-player."
(Long story short, no chaos actually happens with the harp.)
