Kaoru the Hare appeared on screen behind a news desk. "We interrupt your program for a less entertaining announcement. Now on sale at Kaoru's Toyland is Messenger Robo: Fun With Bombs!

"Messenger Robo: Fun With Bombs is a brand new toy that we are offering for a limited time only. There have been multiple recalls for this toy and we refuse to return these toys to our supplier, so every toy must be gone by next week before our store undergoes inspection and/or investigation! And because this product must go NOW. Oh and it might be slightly potentially dangerous," Kaoru coughed once before continuing. "We are selling it to you for the low, low price of only 687,384 Yen. That's right! Yen! From YENTA!

"Because we, at Kaoru's Toyland, believe bigger is better Messenger Robo: Fun With Bombs is NOT actual size. In fact, Messenger Robo: Fun With Bombs is over 12 FEET TALL! Messenger Robo: Fun With Bombs has ALL the features of the real Messenger Robo and MORE! Just like the real Messenger Robo, our toy comes with ACTUAL messages from Eggman. That's Right. The Dr. Eggman! Messenger Robo comes with over 672 of Dr. Eggman's Message TVs. Also, just like the real messages, some of them actually explode! And our Messenger Robo: Fun With Bombs also does whatever Eggman tells him to, just like the actual Messenger Robo!

He does Karate!

He sings!

He counts down to when a bomb explodes!

He dances! Well, he does dance, but he doesn't dance well.

Plus much more!

And our toy comes with all of the accessories of the REAL MESSENGER ROBO!

He has an ACTUAL working jet pack.

He carries an ACTUAL green delivery bag.

And he has an ACTUAL locket containing an ACTUAL picture of his secret crush, CREAM THE RABBIT!

And just like the ACTUAL Messenger Robo, our toy will cry, scream, and lose control of his temper.

To keep our toy happy, make sure you feed it tons of desserts, his favorite being various cakes and pies. Or, you can just feed it any of Ella's cooking. If you want to highly upset our Messenger Robo, MAKE SURE TO FEED IT VEGETABLES! Now, let's hear from some of our satisfied costumers, shall we:"


Bokkun, or messenger robo, appeared on scream and seemed to be frantic. "What? I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON CREAM! WHO TOLD YOU? IT WAS ROUGE WASN'T IT? WASN'T IT? IT'S A LIE!" Bokkun ran off crying clutching his precious Cream locket. He's obviously in denial.

Next to appear on screen was the evil Dr. Eggman. "Well, what do you know, bigger IS better. Toy! Do as I say!" Behind Eggman, the real Messenger Robo could be seen in the background. He was looking highly disgruntled at his replacement.

The camera skipped over to a little boy at the park, "Have you seen my mommy? HAVE YOU? MOMMY!" The little boy fell to the ground and burst into tears.


"There you have it, folks! Our toy is one of the best out there! Warning: We are not responsible for loss of limbs, disfigurement, or the kidnapping of small children.I will now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

"Am I off? YAY! I actually went a whole commercial without being interrupted by my director!"

"Actually Kaoru," the director said as Kaoru was cheering to herself, "you're still on..."

"OH!"


A/N

For the people who watch the 4kids version, Messenger Robo does, in fact, have a crush on Cream. Which is shown in the last episode of the series. 4kids, however, edited the section out that showed it was Cream. No idea why.

Kaoru calls her director Mr. Disembodied Voic because she has never actually SEEN her director except for the day she hired him. She never sees him face to face and therefore forgot (Or perhaps thought it funner to forget) that he isn't "Just a voice" She will only evercall him 'Mr. Director' or 'Mr. Disembodied voice.' His identity is unknown.

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