"We interrupt you normally scheduled commercial to show you A DIFFERENT COMMERCIAL! Everyone needs a little Luck in their life, and we are going to give it to you! Who can guess what toy we are selling next? Go on! Guess!"
The director's voice came over the speakers and he sounded concerned. "Uh...Kaoru...you do know that they can't answer you, right?"
"WRONG! And you'll always be wrong!"
"Kaoru...you shouldn't make our viewers feel bad about themselves," the director lectured her.
"HEY! What happened to not interrupting my show Mr. Disembodied Voice?"
"I'm your director!" he yelled at her.
"We've been over this already! Disembodied voices CANNOT be directors. ANYHOW! We have come up with a brand new toy to sell you. For all you that guessed wrong our new toy is based off of a robot from the E series! Can you guess now? OF COURSE YOU CAN'T! Our new toy is based off of the one, the only...E-77. Other wise known as LUCKY! In fact, we have the real Lucky here with us today to tell you all about this new toy, Lucky: A Falling Star. (Falling stars are lucky) Before we bring him in, I want to say that our new Lucky: A Falling Star (get it, he falls over a lot!) comes in various colors and is GUARENTEED to bring you luck in EVERYTHING you do."
"Kaoru, don't try to explain jokes to our viewers..."
"NOW, time to bring in our guest. LUCKY!"
Kaoru: Hello Lucky, nice of you to join us today.
Lucky: Beep beep beep
Kaoru: So, are you happy with how your toy has come out?
Lucky: Beep beep beep boop boop bip beep
Kaoru: Now, the height of this toy is definitely larger than actual size, standing at Five feet tall, do you think this will cause any problems?
Lucky: Boop boop bip beep beep
Kaoru: Ah, I see, I see. Well, this toy is incredibly top heavy, are you worried that this may cause any problems with say, squishing small children?
Lucky: Beep beep boop bip bip bip beep boop bip beep boop boop boop beep bip
Kaoru: Ah, I see...
Lucky: Bip boop boop beep beep boop bip beep
Kaoru: Yes, yes. I understand your concern. Well, we are almost out of time Lucky, so I'll say good-bye to you here while we hear from some of our happy customers.
I random guy running out of a library was cheering loudly, "THIS TOY IS GREAT! SINCE I BOUGHT IT I'VE FOUND OVER $1,000 DOLLARS AND WON THE LOTTERY! YIPEE!"
A little boy was standing on side of the road yelling loudly, "HELP! THIS TOY FELL ON MY DOG! HE'S GONNA DIE! HELP!"
Eggman appeared on screen only to yell, "TRAITOR!" He shot a missle at the toy, only to miss and hit our camera.
The screen was filled with grayness for a few moments before recovering. "You see! Everyone is shouting with excitement about our toy! This is definitely our best yet! And YOU can get all of this excitement for just 347,389,398 Won! That's right! Won! From...actually...I don't know where won is from...so...Um. I'm just going to say it's from...Won...derland! YES! From Wonderland! Warning: We are not responsible for the sudden development of Brittle Hair Disease...or death of small animals...or meteors falling out of the sky. Disclaimer: Just because you buy our Lucky toy does not necessarily mean you will receive good luck, but buy our toy anyway or we WILL find you."
"Kaoru, don't threaten our viewers," the director said, sounding bored.
"Our viewers? My viewers. We now return you to your regularly scheduled commercial. Ha! I heard they are selling shoes! Talk about useless. Our toys, now that is useful."
"Just stop already."
"GOOD-BYE EVERYBODY!"
A/N
I hope you enjoyed this product commercial.
Lucky doesn't actually speak, he only talks in beeps...
Kaoru calls the director Mr. Disembodied Voic because she has never actually SEEN her director except for the day she hired him. She never sees him face to face and therefore forgot (Or perhaps thought it funner to forget) that he isn't "Just a voice" She will only evercall him 'Mr. Director' or 'Mr. Disembodied voice.' His identity is unknown.
Maybe one day Kaour will listen to her director, or maybe he'll get sick of her and quit. *Cough* Read the next chapter to find out.
Please review.
Want to see a product up here, (a sonic one), please just review to tell me. Products I am thinking about is a Lady Ninja and Rouge.
