It's dark. Very dark.

It's also silent and... seemingly temperature-less, because I can't feel anything.

I can't smell anything either, and without any of my senses, I, in retrospect, what any self respecting twenty year old wouldn't do—panic.

I'm not ashamed to say that I (Think) am currently screaming my lungs out, although not that I could tell, as I had no control over my body. It's that bad. I was never this scared in my life, not even when I had to that Nile crocodile during my vacation in Egypt, or when I had to distract that (kinda) armed robber enough for the police to arrive, and I was fifteen at the time!

If I can pinch myself awake, I might actually have to go to therapy, but am I even asleep? Am I even moving? Can I do anything other than hyperventilate and hope that I'm actually breathing?

Is this all that lies ahead?

A Vo¥?

A dark Ab}s?

Breath in. *inhale* And out. *exhale*

Okay, I should be fine now tha-*BING* Huh?

NEW MESSAGE

ACCEPT?

Y/N

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

A MESSAGE?!?!

HOW? WHERE? WHY? WHEN?

*BING* QUESTIONS ANSWERED.

YOU HAVE BEEN THE UNLUCKY SUBJECT TESTING FOR GAMER SYSTEM #B1684 UPDATE! CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN THE VOID. THE AFTERLIFE FOR THE FEW SOULS THAT HAVE PERFECTLY BALANCED KARMA, WHERE EVERY BAD THING YOU'VE DONE, TWO GOOD THINGS HAVE BEEN COMPLETED TO OFFSET THE DEED!

DUE TO THIS GREY KARMA LEVEL, YOU CAN NOW CHOOSE YOUR ALIGNMENT TO LIVE WITH!

OPTIONS:

GOOD

CHAOTIC GOOD

NEUTRAL GOOD

NEUTRAL

NEUTRAL EVIL

CHAOTIC EVIL

EVIL

...You're kidding me, right?

I'm a fucking gamer now. What the fuck?

LIKE HELL!!!! THERE'S NO WAY I'M JUST GOING TO ACCEPT THIS!!!!!

YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!

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ALRIGHT, FINE!,

At least let *resigned sigh* me these options. *Growl*

I like being a good guy, but I'm not some good two shoes blonde with an extreme case of naive-ness. {Neutral Good} must mean that I rarely do anything meaningful to whatever world I'm gonna be in, but that's boring. {Chaotic Good} sounds fun, but I might end up possessing the body of some dark, brooding vigilante. So...

YOU HAVE CHOSEN {CHAOTIC GOOD}

*Resigned sigh*

Now... Mailbox. Message box. Letter holder. {Messenger}

ONE MESSAGE.

OPEN?

Y/N

Yes

MESSAGE: THANK YOU FOR COOPERATING WITH US! DUE TO THE NEW UPDATE, NEW PLAYERS CAN CHOOSE BETWEEN WORLDS TO LIVE ON, RACE TO CHOOSE AND UNIQUE POWERS!

CHOOSE WORLD:

ONE PIECE

HIGHSCHOOL DXD

NARUTO

BLEACH:

Okay. OP ninjas, dragons, pirates and devil fruits, or hollows.

YOU HAVE CHOSEN: {NARUTO}

I like ninjas. This is also the only one of the shows about that I HAVEN'T watched, (although, i suppose the same could said about DXD) just read memes about, though I know about some of the general things, so it offers me a sense of mystery.

STATUS:

EXISTING CHARACTER

OUTSIDER

CUSTOMIZED CHARACTER

*sigh* Screw it.

YOU HAVE CHOSEN: {CUSTOMIZED CHARACTER}

Neat. If only I knew what that ment.

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OKAY, SYSTEM! THIS IS WHERE YOU TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

*BING*

ORDER RECEIVED.

PROCESSING...

ACCEPTED!

A {CUSTOMIZED CHARACTER} IS AN EXISTING CHARACTER THAT SEVERAL RECEIVES PERKS OF THE USERS CHOOSING.

*BING*

TIME TO CHOOSE YOU CHARACTER! STATE THE NAME, THEN

CHOOSE YOUR PERKS!

Interesting. Let me see... I don't want to be part of the political struggles, or be abused by some bloodline abuser, so no Leaf village, I hate damp places, so no Rain/Mist village, the Land of Stone is full of warmongerers, the Land of Lightning is lead by a stone headed jerk and his rapping brother, I want a major village to live in, so that leaves the Hidden Sand.

Now, who to choose?

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AHA!

G-a-a-r-a

YOU HAVE CHOSEN THE CHARACTER: GAARA, THE ONE TAILS JINCHURIKI!

PLEASE CHOOSE PERKS!

ALLOWED AMOUNT OF PERKS: 3

CHOOSE:

EYE OF THE SANDSTORM

DUE TO THE JINCHURIKI OF THE ONE TAILS ALREADY HAVING AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL SAND MANIPULATION, ONLY HALF OF ITS INFLUENCE GOES TOWARD INCREASING THAT ASPECT. THE OTHER HALF MANIFESTS AS A DŌJUTSU WITH UNKNOWN POWERS.

SENSOR TYPE

HAVE THE RARE ABILITY TO SENSE THE CHAKRA OF ALL LIVING THINGS WITHIN A ONE KILOMETER RADIUS THAT EXPANDS WITHIN AGE AND USAGE.

SPINJUTSU SPECIALIST

SPINJUTSU IS A LOST MARTIAL ARTS TECHNIQUE CREATED BY MARTIAL ARTS SPECIALISTS WO AND GARMADON. USAGE OF THIS TECHNIQUE REQUIRES ELEMENTAL MASTERY FROM BIRTH, USEABLE OR NOT.

UNLOCKED KI

KI, THE NATURAL ENERGY THAT COMES FROM THE CENTER OF A PERSON'S CHAKRA CORE, ORIGINATING FROM A CRYSTAL OF CHAKRA SO DENSE, IT BECAME IT'S OWN ENERGY TYPE. THIS CRYSTAL IS SO HARD TO CREATE AND HARNESS THAT IT WAS LOST IN TIME, ONLY RECENTLY REDISCOVERED BY INDIVIDUAL MIGHT GAI IN THE RUINS OF AN ANCIENT TEMPLE.

CHAKRA BEAST V.2

ALL CHAKRA BEASTS HAVE DOUBLE THE STRENGTH AND OVERALL POWER.

STANDO POWER

CREATES A PSUEDO-STAND FROM THE USER'S WILL AND PRIMARY ELEMENT. IT IS VISIBLE TO PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE A STAND, BUT THEY CANNOT INTERACT WITH IT UNLESS THE USER WILLS IT TOO.

Rather... Unconventional.

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Now which ones should I pick?

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*Five minutes later*

Okay, I think I got it.

{STANDO POWER}, {EYE OF THE SANDSTORM} and {SPINJUTSU SPECIALIST}.

...Now what happe-

Thump-Thump

PAIN

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