"Hi everybody~ and welcome to another Kaoru's Toyland Commercial. As you all can tell, this week I am sporting a broken arm and a broken ankle and though I can't tell you how I received them, I can say that it was a jewel hunter. Though the legality of the situation prohibits me from giving a name. Those of you worried for my safety. Don't be, my security has been built up. Our problem today is that the toy I'm introducing today involved a demonstration that I am now unable to do. So, today I have a guest on our little commercial. SHADOW THE HEDGHOG! Can someone send him in here?"

Shadow stepped onto the stage and narrowed his eyes, "Why am I here?"

"Well Shadow, you are here to help me introduce my new toy. You know I run a toy store these days, right?"

"I first met you years ago when you moved into the house next to Vanilla's and just like then, I do not keep up with your affairs."

"You're so silly Shadow. Okay everybody! Our new toy is drum roll please...SHADOW: LET'S DO THE MACARENA!

"WHAT?"

"This toy is probably my most adorable toy I have ever put into production and onto our shelves, and this toy has many qualities of the real Shadow the hedgehog."

"Before you get started on that, Kaoru, you better watch yourself...I am right here." Shadow growled at her under his breath.

"This toy looks exactly like the real Shadow and has the same personality. He will gripe and whine at almost everything, but trust me, he does a perfect Macarena! Someone bring out one of the toys, please." A person of the crew brought a box and handed it to Kaoru. Kaoru then took out the toy and set it next to the real Shadow. "As you can see here, my toy is a perfect replica of the real Shadow. Same exact height, same stance (Arms crossed), same scowl, same shoes, perfect replica. And just like the real Shadow." Kaoru pressed the toy's nose, turning it on, "this toy is very adorable when doing the Macarena. Sound guy? Cue the music. As you will soon be able to tell, this toy will act exactly like the real Shadow."

The Macarena began to play over the speakers and both Shadows curled their hands into fists and uncross their arms. "I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS!" They both yelled at Kaoru, who only smiled. "I WON'T DO IT!"

"Cut the music!" Kaoru walked over to the real Shadow and whispered something into his ear and he glared at her as she did the same to the toy. "Cue the Music!" This time when the music started, both of the Shadows started 'shaking it' and doing the Macarena with scowls on their faces. Kaoru started to laugh and stared at the real Shadow, "As you can see, both of the Shadows love to do the Macarena and they both love me. I love you, Shadow."

The real shadow only scowled deeper and jumped when the toy replied, "I love you, Kaoru." The real Shadow stopped doing the Macarena and threw a dirty look at Kaoru as the toy started jumping and continued. "I'm out of here," the real Shadow muttered and he walked off the set.

"Just give it two seconds," Kaoru said into the camera and two seconds later, the toy did the same. "Someone catch that toy and reset it! As you can see, the toy will try and put up a fight when the Macarena music first starts playing and whenever you receive the toy, the password to get it to start playing will be on a slip of paper inside the box, and as long as you don't irritate the toy too much, he will stay doing the Macarena for as long as you want it too. Sadly, this toy only came out today so we have no videos of happy customers, but I will personally vouch for this toy. This toy is excellent and I personally have five of them. So come on down to Kaoru's Toyland and come get your personal, Shadow: Let's Do the Macarena, today for only 6,000 pebbles. Warning: We are not responsible for sudden exhaustion."

"Now, boys, one more time! Oh Shadows!" Six Shadows walked onto the stage and Kaoru looked confused for a moment before smiling. "Couldn't get past security, huh Shadow?" She laughed lightly.

"Shut-up," the real Shadow muttered from last in line.

"Alrighty then! Positions everyone!" The six Shadows formed a circle around Kaoru. "CUE MUSIC," the Macarena started and all the Shadows started doing the Macarena. Kaoru laughed loudly as she whirled in a circle on her good ankle and yelled over the music, "I NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULAR PROGRAM!"


A/N

It's fun the things I do to Shadow against his will. :)

I hope you enjoyed the show.

The director wasn't in this one. Even though he helped Kaoru last chapter, he still quit.

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