"This is going to be fun," Shadow chuckled as he appeared on screen, standing slightly behind Kaoru.

"Shadow! You said that on air! Ugh, you have to learn the ways of this, but we have to worry about that later. We have a show to do! Hello everyone and here's another Kaoru's Toyland commercial. As you can see, I still have a broken ankle and arm, so Shadow here has enthusiastically agreed to be a demonstrator once again. For two reasons, reason 1: He still hasn't been able to get through security, which won't let us out of the studio, and has been living here. So, as long as he's here, he might as well help. 2: I explained my new toy idea to him and he loved it." Shadow chuckled again. "This week, my new is called SONIC: IN A BOX!" Shadow whispered something into Kaoru's ear and Kaoru nodded and stepped back.

"This toy well be hours of fun for many people just like me. Sonic in a box is all the fun of the real Sonic with his speediness. Sonic in a box cannot be taken out of the box, but is still plenty of fun." Shadow glanced back at Kaoru.

"Can someone bring out the toy?" A stage hand quickly handed the box to Shadow.

"As you can see, this toy is very short compared to the real sonic and only comes up to my knees." Shadow put the box on the floor in front of him and knelt beside the box, opening the top. "You just pull his left ear and it turns it on." Shadow did this and then stepped away from the box. "The toy will react exactly how the real Sonic would react if stuck in a box."

Kaoru walked up behind Shadow and whispered something, then walked off the set. Shadow watched her leave and then a huge grin broke across his face. He turned just as the toy Sonic started reacting.

The toy Sonic was screaming loudly and punching the sides of the box wildly. "Remember children, Sonic is very claustrophobic and can't go five seconds without running somewhere new or saving the world. Having him in this box is pretty much torture for him." Shadow walked away from the box and brought a hand-held video recorder on stage, and started video-taping the now completely panicing toy. "Even fake blackmail is useful, my friends. Now, here is completely useful advice that everyone can gain from learning. When you are about to do something immoral and or unethical, make sure that there is no one who can call you on it nearby. Getting into trouble will not be useful. Now, for my completely immoral and unethical trick. This show has no director as of now, which gave Kaoru free rule of her show, but she trusts me and has excused herself for a few minutes so this would be the perfect time. Can I get a bucket of water?"

It took a few moments but a stage hand came forward with a small bucket of water and mumbled to Shadow that this wasn't on the script and that Kaoru will be upset.

Shadow pushed him away and turned back to the camera. "Now observe what happens to this Sonic. Don't worry, he's water proof." Shadow picked up the bucket and lifted it over the box and began to tip it, "Now slowly fill the box with water..."

When the toy Sonic looked up and saw the water start to pour over him, his eyes bugged out of his head and his panic reached a new high. The water started to pool around his ankles and he tried to climb up the side of the box. When the water was up to his waist, he let out an ear-shattering scream.

Over the scream, you can hear a few of the stage hands muttering about stopping Shadow and/or cutting off the air, but they were too scared of him to do either.

The water was up to Sonic's shoulders when one of the stage hands ran out the door Kaoru had left through earlier. The water had just gone over the panic-stricken Sonic's head when Kaoru raced across the stage, "SHADOW!"

Shadow stopped immediately and narrowed his eyes at the stage hand standing next to her. "Take the box and help that poor toy," Kaoru said to the stage hand, who grabbed the box and walked off stage. "What exactly do you think your doing?" Kaoru asked Shadow, her arms crossed and her eyes narrowed considerably. "Do you have any idea how many kids you probably just traumatized?"

Shadow smirked, "You said I could take over when I asked, and we're still on air."

"OH! Okay everybody. You have seen the wonderfulness of this toy and it is worth 6,094,983,847 mili-helens. Considering the events of tonight's show, we may have to be off air for a few weeks, but please don't forget about Kaoru's Toyland. Sorry to have to cut this show off before showing you the videos of our happy customers but..."

"I'll do it, Kaoru!" A nine year old Cream ran onto the stage and Shadow gave Kaoru a look that said, 'I didn't know she was here, I swear.'

Kaoru nodded at Cream and steered Shadow off the stage. "Here are some videos from our happy customers!"


Sonic appeared on screen and laughed quietly, "Kaoru made another toy about me? Huh, interesting. I'll watch the show this week."

That random guy from McDonalds that we used before said, "I heard it panics if you pour water on it. Is that true?

Amy appeared on screen and was screaming at the camera, "IT'S NOT FUNNY TO MAKE FUN OF SONIC!" She pulled out her hammer and ran after the camera man.


"Are those people happy? Nevermind, anyway. Um, As you can see, this toy is absolutely fabulous. Come on down to Kaoru's Toyland today and pick up your own. Warning: We are not responsible for Amy coming to your house and harming you for buying this toy. Do you really think she would do that? That's all we have time for today. Have a great week. Goodbye Everybody~.


AUTHOR'S NOTE.

Shadow is a sadistic...Anyway. To read how Kaoru met the Sonic character's, please read New Girl in Town. Or don't, your choice. I think Cream may host the next show by herself. This show takes place three years after New Girl In Town, by the way.

Come back for the next chapter to see what happens next. (In case no one noticed, Sonic was watching this show as it was on LIVE, he won't be happy.

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