"It's been a few weeks my dear viewers, but all of the issues from before have been handled. Shadow has been banned from this show and security has let him through the barrier and has gotten him out of here safely, although, I did hear of a little scrap with Sonic just before my own personal argument with Sonic. Apparently he didn't like my box toy but sales for that toy have been up and it's time to move on to my next toy. First, I must introduce my new assistant, CREAM THE RABBIT!" Cream walked onto the stage, curtseyed to the camera, and smiled broadly as she stepped behind Kaoru.
"Not long after the last show's fiasco, I came up with a wonderful idea for a toy and got to work on it immediately. Now I introduce, TAILS: FIND AND FIX! This toy is going to be one of the best toys yet. Tails: Find and Fix! looks exactly like the real Tails and can do anything the real Tails can do and more. This toy is specifically designed to find anything you may have lost. Have you lost certain irreplaceable things, such as coins, DS games, or small children and animals, in unreachable places such as the washing machine or down into the cushion of the back seat of a car? Well worry no more! Tails: Find And Fix will take apart that machine to find all of the things you may want back. Tails: Find And Fix! will not rest until he finds whatever you have ordered him to."
Cream stepped forward and smiled widely, "As with most great works of genius, there are always a few bugs that viewers and consumers have a right to know about."
Kaoru sighed from behind Cream and muttered about how her toys don't have bugs and work exactly the way she wanted them too because they were 'more fun this way.'
Cream politely ignored her and went on, "Tails: Find And Fix! will take apart anything that may lead him to the missing item, but the problem is, afterward he gets a little lazy and refuses to put any of it back together. Causing you to spend a lot of money on repair men, or even on entirely new machines and other various 'disableable' items."
Kaoru stepped forward and grimaced slightly as she moved past Cream. "As you can see, Cream has decided to take a more 'responsible' approach to the show." Kaoru's ear twitched with uneasiness as she said the word 'responsible.' "And though the toy may have these 'bugs' wouldn't you rather have the things you lost returned to you? I think that's what's most important when it comes to things like this."
"They do have a right to know though, Kaoru."
"Cream, this is my show and you're my assistant. I agree they have a right to know, even if it is less fun, and I allowed you to tell them, but I have to make money." Creams lower lip jutted out into a pout but she remained silent. "This toy already comes with the basic tools needed to take apart basic machines that he may need to look through. For more complicated machines such as cars or toasters, additional tools will have to be supplied by the toy-buyer. Because of this, Kaoru's Toyland has agreed to open up a tool section of our store."
Kaoru twitched again as Cream stepped forward once more, "Please do not allow small children to run around this section, or any section, for there are many sharp items that may cause harm or serious injury to these children."
"And my company does not want to have to fill out the paperwork for these accidents. Also, do not think about suing us because I can pretty much guarantee that my lawyers are better than yours and a lawsuit will waste time and money on both of our parts. We have been courteous enough to warn you; do not take that fact for granted."
"And now here is a video of the first buyer of this toy," Cream said happily.
The first buyer of the toy was crying slightly in front of a large pile of rubble. "All I asked of this toy was to find my diamond engagement ring that I thought went through the washing machine. When the toy couldn't find it, it destroyed the whole house looking for the ring. This happened while I was at work, where I happened to find my ring, and the toy will not put the house back together. In fact, I think the toy used parts of things in my house to build a flying mecha and took off into the sky!" The woman turned away from the camera and stood staring at her destroyed house.
"Whose idea was it to make that video?" Cream asked.
"Yours actually, but if you ask me, the buyer should've read the warning in the box. You can't ask my toy to find something that wasn't anywhere near it."
"I think we are out of time Kaoru."
"Right. Warning: We are not responsible for the dismantlement of houses...or whole neighborhoods. Please read the warning labels on the boxes of my toys that Cream has talked me into including." Cream smiled broadly at this. "Come on down to Kaoru's Toyland today and pick up your own Tails: Find And Fix! today for only 7,000 sand dollars." Kaoru's ears twitched anxiously again when she spoke of the new 'low price' Cream had talked her into.
"Bye everyone!" Cream waved at the camera excitedly.
A.N
Truthfully, I think working with Cream will be the death of Kaoru. Cream is very innoncent and responsible whereas as Kaoru doesn't feel responsible for anyone except Cream. Well, and Ash if you read the New Girl In Town. And the reason Kaoru keeps Cream on the show is BECAUSE of the feeling of responsibility she has for Cream. We'll see how this plays out. For those of you that don't read New Girl in Town. Kaoru's ears twitch when she's anxious, scared, annoyed, or nervous. Her tail twitches when she's excited. And her nose twitches when she's happy.
I'd like to thank Sonic Speed Blue Blur 23 for giving this idea. Well, more than the idea, this person layed out the whole idea, problems and what it does and what not. All I had to do was put it in the story. So thank you, and I hope you enjoyed this chapter.
Please continue reading and please review. Thanks everyone.
