Cream faded into view on the screen, "We are sorry that we didn't have a show last week, but Kaoru had to pull major strings, and get safely out and back in through security to make this new toy legitimate. It seemed pretty easy for her. I think she has connections or something. We also weren't on last week because we have had a change of cast. Kaoru is now in the director's booth until we find a new director and I will now be the host of the show until then. Afterwards, I will go back to being an assistant, but for now let me introduce Kaoru's Toyland's new toy!"
Cream turned away from the camera and walked to a table that was set up behind her. On the table, was a small, first aid kit sized box and a larger box. "Our new toy is the Eggman Approved: Personal Robot Builder Kit! This smaller box here a sold separately kit full of all the tools you will need to use our Robot Builder kit. Remember parents; don't let small children run around the store, most of these tools are highly dangerous.
Kaoru's voice came over the speakers of the studio. "Cream, this isn't an advertisement for our tools, it's for they toy. Can you get on with that?"
Cream pouted slightly and nodded. "This larger box here is the actual Eggman Approved: Personal Robot Builder Kit!" Cream opened the box and dumped everything onto the table.
Kaoru's voice came over again, slightly pained. "Cream, you probably should've pulled everything out one at a time. It would've been easier to show and to clean up. Don't take it personally, you're new and just need to get experienced."
Cream pouted some more and sighed, "You're right." Cream dug through all of the stuff on the table until she found a booklet and held it up to the camera. "This booklet will tell you everything you need to know about this kit, but for now, I'll give you the reduced version. This kit is used to build your own robots, all the instructions are in the booklet, and you can train them as your own army to take over the world. That's right; you can be exactly like Dr. Eggman and create your own army of mechas. All of your Mechas will react to your voice and your voice only. They can learn to achieve any command you may request of them and all the instructions on how will be in this booklet. Also in this booklet, is a list of different 'Eggman approved' robots that you can build, but that does not mean in any way that you are limited to these robots. There is also a list of 'Eggman Approved' beginner commands to teach your robots."
"Because Eggman's robots listen to him all the time and his take over the world schemes always work." Kaoru added sarcastically over the speakers.
"Kaoru, you said I could do the show" Cream pouted slightly more. "There is also a list of 'Eggman approved' takeover the world schemes and battle plans. Um, Kaoru, I'm reading the cue cards, and I think it sounds like Eggman is using this commercial and toy to teach everyone his battle plans to make his own army out of your costumers."
"WHAT? You're crazy! We don't use cue cards. Viewers, we don't use cue cards. And that's ridiculous, why would Eggman do that? I promised him 5% of the profits. He wouldn't risk all of that money for a take over the world scheme."
Cream shook her head. "Although you can make your own robot army with this toy, it is only recommended that the toys be no more than three feet tall. Any taller may cause some technical problems that may be dangerous to young children. And now, videos of a few happy customers.
A guy doing random dance moves appeared on screen. "I have taught every single one of my new robots how to dance. All of their commands are dance related. For example, ROBOTS! DANCE ROUTINE NUMBER 734730874. GO! The robots lined up in a formation with the owner at the front. One of the robots opened a compartment in its chest showing speakers. Michael Jackson's 'Thriller' began to play and all of the robots and their owner, began to dance to it.
The guy from McDonald's that we like to use was shown on the scrren. "I HAVE TAUGHT ALL OF MY ROBOTS HOW TO MAKE MCDONALD'S STANDARD BURGER AND FRIES! YES! I GET TO SAVE MONEY!"
Charmy appeared on screen and was talking quickly. "Oh! Our robots are in training to be detectives, but Vector says he doesn't want me to talk about it."
"I take back what I said, Kaoru, I don't think anyone is using these robots to take over the world, they are more like personal slaves, dancing, cooking, detectives"
"I wouldn't exactly say that Cream. Part of the name is personal...the idea was for them to train the robots the way they wanted the robots to be trained. It never said they had to be trained as an army. I just figured it would sell more to get Eggman to come up with ideas for the book and approved the toy. He is a genius, you know. Even though you'd think that a genius would know about diabetes and cholesterol. But hey."
"Right. Well...this Eggman Approved: Personal Robot Builder Kit! is only 600 coconuts." A struggled gasp came over the speakers. "Warning: We are not responsible for a robot rebellion. So come on down to Kaoru's Toyland and get your own Eggman Approved: Personal Robot Builder Kit! I think that is just about everything. Not bad for my first day. See you next week! Goodbye everyone!
Author's Note
I'd like to thank VioletTheChao for giving me the general idea for this product. I'd also like to thank Dyslexic-Carmie for the idea of thriller. Thanks bunches to both of you.
Kaoru has locked herself away in the director's booth and gave Cream a pretty much free reign as host. Yeah, let's see how long that last. This chapter is meant to be less funny than others, hopefully that succeeded because Cream has a more 'responsible' view on how the show could be. And hopefully her style becomes more experienced and more laid back as time goes on.
Hoped you like the chapter, have a good day.
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