"Good morning everybody," Cream yawned at the camera. "I know it's been under a week since our last toy was put out there, but Kaoru insisted that this one came out as soon as possible. Which is also why we are playing in the morning and not at night, and for those who miss the show, Kaoru has ordered that this show be reran multiple times today. Isn't that exciting?" Cream yawned again before continuing. "Though why she just couldn't wait until our normal airing time, who knows? Kaoru is not in the studio right now, because she is off interviewing new directors so it's just me and we'll see how this works out.

"Kaoru has been inventing so many new toys since the last show that the studio is overflowing with different prototypes and this new toy is her absolute favorite. KNUCKLES: THE GUARD! This toy is almost twice the size of the real Knuckles and has many different uses.

"Are your little brothers and sisters always stealing your stuff? Do your friends come over to 'borrow' your clothes or toys, only to never bring them back? Well, all of that changes today when you stop by Kaoru's Toyland to get your own Knuckles: The Guard! If you have something valuable or close to your heart that you don't want anyone to go near, just turn on this toy and tell him exactly what to guard. This toy will protect your possessions with his life. He won't let anyone come near what he is guarding, not even you. Don't think to wait until he falls asleep to take your things back, either. This toy comes with built in shields and detectors to make sure no one will ever get near the toy. This toy also comes with Shovel Claw so that he will be able to put the valuables in a place of his own choosing, so that he may guard in a comfortable place. Don't worry though, he will not leave your property most of the time.

"Of course, you could try to get your things back from this toy, but this toy will not be scared to fight you off. Getting near this toy after you have given him an assignment is at your own risk. You are risking very serious injury as you try to get your things back, and because of this, we warn you not to assign him to guard anything you may need on a daily basis." Cream flashed a huge smile at the camera. "But don't let any of that stop you from getting your very own Knuckles: The Guard. This guard can protect your family's fortune, maybe a last will and testament. And this toy is only responsible for it's buyer, so as soon as it has verified proof of death of it's owner, then it will release whatever it's guarding to the person that inherited it and then return to Kaoru's Toyland to be fixed up. He will then choose whether he wants to go back to guard for the family or be bought for a new family to take care of."

Cream looked around confused, "Why would a toy need that kind of choice? Kaoru should be here so she could explain everything. None of this is making sense to me...Oh my, there is no reason to be up this early. I don't know what's left of the show. I don't think we've done the videos yet. So yes. Videos of happy customers. Go. Now. Please."


A guy in a "Rebel Islands Are Awesome" t-shirt appeared on the screen. "I bought this toy, and I tried to touch my stuff and this oversized Knuckles punk broke my arm. THAT'S SO AWESOME!"

A young girl soon replaced awesome guy. "I bought this toy and got it to guard my jewelry box, but then he wouldn't let me get into it. So then I got my Rouge toy to break past him to get it, and she got past him, but then she sold it on E-Bay! I WANT MY JEWELRY BOX BACK!"

A creepy looking stalker guy replaced the young girl. "I got my Knuckles toy to guard my Rouge toy. She's annoying him quite a lot. I'm going to plan their wedding and make them get married!" The creepy guy let out a high, fan girl squeal. "THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"


"As you can see, people are loving this toy, so come on down to Kaoru's Toyland today to get your very own for only 4 cents. Warning: Oh no...We have no warning written down...Oh~ Kaoru is not going to like this. Without a warning there is going to be a lot of lawsuits. Oh no no no. I can't believe I forgot to write a warning. The show's over. Cut the camera...Kaoru is going to be SO upset. Cut the camera...CUT THE CAMERA!" Cream was seen crying and running off the stage before the camera faded out.


Author's note

Cream has broke. And she is highlly upset because she thinks she ran the show into the ground. Well...let's hope she hasn't done that. This chapter is shorter than most because of the fact that only one person spoke through out the whole thing, so yay for that. Kaoru will be back next chapter, and we'll see how she reacts to this one. Her bubbly personality may be able to help the show.

I would like to thank Twizzle-fizz for coming up with this Knuckles idea. And I would also like to thank dyslexic-Carmie for lettting me steal her 'rebel islands are awesome' t-shirt guy, though she doesn't know it yet.

For those of you keeping count. This is the fourth update within twenty-four hours. Time to break until later.

I hoped you liked the chapter and I hope you have a good day.

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