"So yeah, I figured that Kaoru is the best thing for this show and came back. After the disaster of the 'guest stars' I realized that Kaoru is really the best thing for this show, and she's not that bad."

Kaoru giggled, "Are you on the telephone Mr. Director?"

"What? Oh, yeah. What do you need?"

"Well, the show has started, and you have the stage speakers on while your talking on the phone to the whole planet. I knew you loved me." Kaoru giggled again as the speakers of the studio made a clicking noise as they were turned off. Kaoru cleared her throat and the camera zoomed out to show her whole frame. She was wearing a suit and her hair was brushed out of her face. Her hands were clasped behind her back as she cleared her throat again. "Hello everybody, and welcome to another one of our toy introductions. This week, we at Kaoru's Toyland are introducing something completely new: Rock candy.

"Now, I know what you are thinking my dear ones. Rock candy is nothing special. Why should this rock candy be any different? Well, this isn't just any ordinary rock candy, and quite frankly, I'm insulted that you would think so. Don't you know me at all? Any who, as I was saying, there is something very, very special about this particular kind of rock candy. This rock candy is actually shaped like rocks. No, no, no not like the rocks you find on the ground. This rock candy looks like emeralds, and not just any emeralds, the Chaos Emeralds. And this, my friends, is why our new candy is called: The Chaos Emeralds: Rock Candy!, because we don't need a special name to sell our candy."

Another clicking sound came over the speakers as they turned on and Kaoru paused to listen. "Hey Kaoru, what time does this candy go on sale? We are getting calls about this. Apparently people have quite the sweet teeth."

Kaoru laughed, "Nice to see that you traded in your personal call for business ones. Which is interesting, because I didn't know we gave out a business number, but to answer your question, our new The Chaos Emeralds: Rock Candy! is already on sale at Kaoru's Toyland, but I beg you don't leave your homes just yet to go get some. I ask this for two reasons. The first reasons is that I would like our ratings to stay up, and the second reason is that you haven't even heard the best part yet."

Kaoru made a small, almost unnoticeable gesture with her hand and a curtain that had been closed behind her opened, revealing a table full of Chaos Emeralds. She turned and slowly walked toward the table. "This Rock Candy comes in various colors and flavors, just like the real Chaos Emeralds." She picked up one of the candies and licked it tentatively. "Yum, cherry." She set the candy down. "Now, I know that all of this sounds great by itself, but there is one more thing that I would like to tell you about." She made a small gesture with her hand again, and yet another curtain behind her started to slowly open. She walked backwards slowly as she spoke, "Coming up with The Chaos Emeralds: Rock Candy was probably the best thing I could've did, but when I was done making them, I thought. Why don't I go bigger? And that, my friends, is what led me to this."

She turned slowly holding out her hand toward the curtain which now started to open faster. When the curtains opened to reveal what was behind Kaoru looked at the cameras which zoomed in on the product behind her. The Master Emerald. "That's right," she said as the camera zoomed out to put her in shot. "This, my friends, will introduce a whole new era in the Rock Candy world. This, my friends, is Rock Candy as the Master Emerald. We have sold about five of these before the show started and trust me, it's delicious." Kaoru flicked out her tongue and tasted the Master Emerald. "MMM, delicious.

"Now, I know what your thinking. How much could something like this possibly cost? Well, my friends, this product is very cheap. These candies, The Chaos Emeralds, are only 6758433 Megamans for a pack of seven. The Master Emerald: Rock Candy! is worth four packs of seven, please do the math yourself. Now, I think it's about time for our videos:


Rouge was walking through Kaoru's toyland when she came upon the candy. "THE CHAOS EMERALDS!" She yelled as she flew off with a pack.

A random mom was yelling at her son at the dinner table. "YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SPOIL YOUR DINNER BY LICKING THAT EMEREALD!"

A random guy was standing on Angel Island and chuckling to himself. "Watch this," He ran up to the real Master Emerald and replaced it with a candy one. "HEY KNUCKLES!

Knuckles turned around as the guy took a large bite out of the candy emerald. "WHAT!" He chased after the random guy as the guy picked up the candy emerald and ran off with it, laughing. He stopped after he noticed the real emerald hidden among the trees. "This seems like something that stupid hare would try and pull," he muttered to himself. Knuckles then ran off the camera.


Kaoru was speechless for a moment before she said, "I really need to start watching these before the show starts. Can we get security bumped back up, please? Knuckles didn't seem very happy. And if Knuckles tell Rouge and she finds out...Yes, bumping up security sounds good. Anyway, as you can see, these candies are highly coveted and are definitely worth their price. I only have one warning for you today, well, more like a request: Please, please, please, no one play jokes on Knuckles with these candies. I cannot guarantee your health if you do that."

"Kaoru, we have a breach in security," the director called over the speakers.

Kaoru sighed loudly, "Here we go again, how many?"

"Two Kaoru, it's both of them. I know you're a pacifist and all, but I really think it's time these two found out about you."

Kaoru nodded and ran behind another curtain. She returned wearing a Karate Gi, a black belt tied around her waist. She winked at the camera, "I'm a black belt in five different types of Martial Arts. Only a fair few know, but these two are always on my case and they need to find out. I hate fighting, but I can't afford another broken arm, well, I can afford it, but I have work to do." The door to the studio was thrown open. "We're out of time. Thanks for watching the show today." The camera abruptly went black as Kaoru jumped on top of it.


A/N

I absolutely loved this idea as soon as I heard it, so I would like to thank VioletTheChao for suggesting it as a toy.

Also, I'd like to ask that everyone comment on how they liked the 'businesswoman' Kaoru. Should she stay business like in her show? Or her usual fun-loving, care-free self? And, also, The fact that Kaoru is a black belt in five types of Martial Arts has not yet been mentioned in New Girl In Town, but there has been some hints. So don't expect to find awesome fight scenes in that story.

We at Kaoru's Toyland do not condone violence. We do, however, find it hilarious.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Have a nice day

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