"So, how about we try a have smooth episode this week? Good, Cream...You're on."
"Thanks Mr. Director, and hello everybody!" Cream smiled and curtsied to the camera. "Since Kaoru is still in the hospital, there are going to be guest hosts until she gets out. Since this was a bit of short notice, I am your guest host this week. Also, since Kaoru is too weak at this moment to build any new toys we have dug up an old toy idea of hers that wasn't suppose to be built and sold. We have built this ourselves by her specific instructions and, quite frankly, I am very proud of ourselves."
"So thanks to the our hardworking staff, I will now present you with Big: Let's Find Froggy!" A stage hand walked a small toy Big onto the stage while holding his hand. "As you can see, this toy is half the size of the real Big so we can play on the adorableness factor. Going along with that, Big needs constant attention, like a five year old, which is why we hold his hand when we walk with him. Of course, as Big usually does, he has lost Froggy. Poor little guy." When the stage hand finally approached Cream with the waddling Big toy, Cream took the toy's hand and the stagehand left the stage. She patted him lightly on the head and continued on. "This toy is very lazy and comes with a fishing pole which he uses to play with when he is bored. There is no way to turn him fully off. He sleeps and eats just like a regular person. Also, he only starts to look for Froggy when you say the name of this toy."
Cream let go of toy Big's hand and walked away from it. The toy big automatically ran toward her as an toddler would follow its mommy. As you can see, the toy is dependent just like a small child and is very cute to keep around. You can do almost anything with this toy." Cream walked over to the side of the stage where she was handed a little red ball. "Catch Big!" She called to the toy as she threw the ball.
The Big toy started to catch it, but the ball slipped out of his fingers and bounced behind him. He ran after the ball and threw it back almost as soon as he caught it. "Besides playing catch with Big, you can also dress him up and play patty cake with it. You can also take him fishing, which would make him immensely happy, but the main thing he was programmed for was to find Froggy." Cream walked over to Big and looked into his eyes and said, "Okay Big! Let's find Froggy!"
Immediately, the toy began to run around the stage, overturning things as he went. "Froggy!" He yelled. He ran and disappeared behind the curtain at the back of the stage. Suddenly there was a loud noise and Big ran back from behind the curtains carrying green shoes with a disgruntled crew member chasing him. Big handed the shoe to Cream and looked at her curiously, "Froggy?" He asked her semi-innocently.
Cream smiled nervously and shook her head as she handed the shoe back to the crew member. "Not Froggy," she said.
"Froggy!" Big yelled as he ran off stage.
"Well, while that's going on, let's show some videos of our happy customers.
Decoe appeared on camera, looking very nervous, "Um. Eggman isn't going to be happy about this...every single one of his green robots have be stolen by this toy I bought. I um...I don't think I want to be here when Eggman finds out about this. Can I, um, stay at your house?"
A very angry mother was yelling into the screen, "ALL OF MY AMERICAN MONEY IS GONE! WHAT KIND OF PERSON BUILDS A TOY THAT JUST STEALS AMERICAN MONEY! I DEMAND THAT I BE REFUNDED ALL OF MY MONEY PLUS ALL OF THE AMERICAN MONEY THIS THING HAS COST ME! I DEMAND IT! I WANT IT RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NO-" The Big toy is seen carrying a load of green American dollars and soon notices that the angry mother's dress is green. He runs over to her and starts yanking at the dress, "FROGGY!" he yells "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GET THIS HORRIBLE MONSTER OFF ME!"
A crazy hobo that we found in a park was laughing hysterically into the camera. "HAHAHA! THIS TOY HAS MADE ME RICH! LOOK AT ALL OF THIS MONEY IT BROUGHT ME! LOOK AT IT! HAHAHAHA! I LOVE THIS TOY! LOVE IT! HAHAHAHA!" The crazy hobo ran skipping down the street carrying money in his arms with the Big toy chasing after him.
The camera cut back to Cream where she is seen with a huge pile of random green objects piled at her feet. She stared wide-eyed down at them and shakes her head. "As you can see, everyone is very happy with their toy. Warning: We are not responsible for loss of any type of green money and we suggest that you wear no green clothes around this toy. It's all in the fine print on the toy instructions; therefore you can not ask for refunds or sue us."
The big toy has once again got its hands on the green shoes and puts them on top of the green pile. "Froggy?" he asked patiently.
"Not Froggy," Cream sighed. "Unfortunately, this toy will not stop looking for Froggy until he finds him. Just like the Cheese toy we had made for the Cream: Tickle Party! toy, there have been a limited number of Froggy toys made. The Froggy toys are sold separately for a price that has not yet been set. Speaking of which, this Big toy cost at least one arm and one leg. We don't care if their yours...or fake..." Cream sighed again as the Big toy brought her a green bottle of hairspray from the make-up room. "Look on the bright side," Cream said as she picked up the toy Big, "he is extra squishy and doubles as a pillow, and don't forget, the Froggy toys are sold first come, first serve. So go down to Kaoru's Toyland as soon as possible to pick up yours today! Good-bye everybody! Come on Big, let's see if we can find where you got all this stuff from," Cream smiled sweetly as she handed the crew member his shoe back.
a/n
Actually, I'm very proud of myself for humoring dyslexic-carmie and actually writing this chapter. At first, I didn't like this toy and was reluctant to write the chapter, but since I had decided Cream was the first guest host, I decided to give her an easy toy. Especially since she got so fed up last episode.
I hope you enjoyed this chapter.
Have a good day and please review.
