"Okay Tails, how many times have you seen this show before?"
"Uh, well, the thing is...I never watched it before. Kaoru talks our ears off when it comes to these toys, so none of us actually watch the show. She usually rehearses in front of us. Sometimes. I guess. I usually don't watch it. I have a lot of stuff to do, y'know?" Tails stood nervously on stage and started to wonder why he ever agreed to guest this show. Maybe it had something to do with Cream setting up a bunch of those crying Cream toys around his house until he gave in. Those things really ARE like the past 6 year old Cream, not that she's changed much.
"Okay Tails?"
"Huh?" Damn this internal monologue he can't get out of his head.
"I said that we've written up some cue cards for you, so just read those and everything should be okay. The show has already started, so take it from here."
"Um. Okay. Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of Kaoru's Toyland. I am Tails and this week we are introducing a toy that I myself will be receiving free for my participation as a guest host this week. WHOA! REALLY? That's great!" Tails composed himself and smiled at the camera. "Anyway, this week we are selling three separate toys for 9000 rings each. The tree toys together make a complete set and come with a free amplifier if you buy all three. It's a real bargain!" Tails walked to the front of the stage and looked straight into the camera. "Hey you! Yeah you! The one sitting on your couch just staring at your screen. Can you guess what this week's toy is? Well...can ya? What? No?" Tails sighed dramatically. "Fine. Um." He walked to the right side of the stage and looked into the camera on that end. "You, the one just laying in your bed with your thing sitting on your knees! Yeah you. Can you guess what this week's toy is? You can? Excellent! Why don't you tell everyone what this week's toy is." He was quiet for a few seconds and then screamed, "THAT'S RIGHT! WOW! You're a smart one, aren't ya?"
Tails stood up and then looked off stage, "Cream? Do I really have to say all this? I'm starting to feel like...not me. Who wrote these cards anyway?"
From behind the camera Cream answered, "I don't know who wrote them. If you don't like what the cards say, then just edit them as you go along, but try to get the main point across."
"Good. This week's toy is sure to become one of my favorites. Um...Lift the curtain!" The curtain behind Tails lifted and set up behind it were three 5 foot tall toys and a two foot tall amplifier. The toys were Sonic, Sonia, and Manic. Sonic was holding an electric guitar, Sonia had a keyboard in front of her, and Manic had a drum set. "That's right everybody! This week's toy is Sonic Underground: Band Robots! Once they are turned on, they will begin to sing and play instruments." Tails looked very confused and looked off stage again. "Cream, it doesn't say how you can turn these things on."
Cream ran on stage and stood in front of one of the cameras, apparently trying to read the cue cards. "Uh-oh. Well, I don't know how to do it either. Kaoru told us the concept and someone built it for her in her hospital room. I have no idea who built it to find out how to turn it on."
Tails shook his head. "I'm sure I can figure it out." Cream nodded and ran back off stage while Tails began running around the stage and inspecting the robots closely. "I think I found something! On the back of Sonic's head it says, 'I think this calls for a serious jam.' What do you suppose that means?"
When Tails finished speaking the Sonic toy yelled, "I THINK THIS CALLS FOR A SERIOUS JAM," and the three toy siblings began to play. While they were playing Tails began dancing as did most of the stage workers and they all ran onstage to dance with each other.
After a few minutes, the toys began to play noticeably louder and louder and after it soon became too loud for the people on set to bear. They scattered off the stage as a distressed looking Tails hovered around them and tried to find a way to turn them down. Cream ran onstage and had to yell to be heard over the noise. "HAVE YOU TRIED THE AMPLIFIER?"
Tails shook his head and ran to the amplifier, soon finding the volume knob and began to turn down the music, but turning it down didn't seem to help at all. He turned the knob slightly and the Manic toy began to play off beat, causing Cream to flinch and cover her ears. Tails tried to turn it down again and Sonia began hitting the wrong keys on the keyboard.
"I CHANGE ME MIND!" Cream yelled over the noise. "DON'T TRY THE AMPLIFIER! DON'T TRY THE AMPLIFIER!" Tails couldn't hear her and desperately tried to turn it down again which caused Sonic's playing to go up an octave. "NO! STOP!" Cream ran away from the toys and pressed the microphone of her headset close to her mouth. "PUT ON THE VIDEOS!" She screamed into it.
The McDonald's guy was dancing in midair and seemed completely unfazed by the loud music, "THIS ROCKS! THIS REMINDS ME OF MY DAYS AS A TEENAGER ROCKING OUT AT CONCERTS! I LOVE THIS!" McDonald's guy began playing air guitar and slid around the air on his knees.
Bokkun came onscreen, looked distressed. "AH! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! PLEASE!" He started crying uncontrollable and began yelling for Eggman to save him. "Please! Save me! I don't like this! EGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Please! HELP!" The messenger robo vurled up in fetal position and started rocking and sucking his thumb."
A kid outside of a grocery store was on his knees with his hand over his ears, screaming too quietly to be heard.
Tails was sitting on the floor rocking back and forth with his hands over his ears as the three band members continued to play severely out of tune. Cream was no where to be seen. "Go to your happy place. Go to your happy place. Go to your happy place." When Tails saw that the cameras were back on him, he jumped up and ran toward the camera. As you can see, we are having technical difficulties. Apparently Kaoru is the only person who knows how to turn these things off and since she is currently out of town in a hospital bed, you can see our problem. At this moment Cream is running to the supply room to find a Tails: Find And Fix! to see if it can do something about this insanity. Then, I will get one of the toolboxes and try to rebuild these toys with a workable off switch. Until then, buy a Tails: Find And Fix! when you purchase these three monstrosities. Thank you and goodbye everybody!" With that, Tails put on a pair of Eggman Unapproved: Earmuffs and ran out of the room.
A.N.
Wow, my other Kaoru toys really come in handy, don't they? I'd like to thank Casino Nights for giving me this toy idea.
This is by far my most popular story and I will most likely keep it going as long as possible. I have plenty of toy ideas lined up and would like to thank everybody who hands me an idea. Normally, I reply to any review with a toy idea and thank them myself, but recently I have been getting a lot of anonymous reviews giving me ideas. So, thanks everybody and I'll try to do all the toy ideas I receive.
Anywho...thanks fans for reading my insanity.
Have a good day and please review.
