"Wow, do you really own all of the toys from Kaoru's Toyland?" The director asked over the speakers.

"Sure do! I watch tons of TV and I make sure to watch this show every week! The toys are really fun! Just yesterday I had a race with the Sonic: Let's Play Tag! I got to tell you, it isn't easy, but I think that I pretty much even out with him since I can move between flowers. Although, Vector's not happy with my Shadow toy. Apparently it won't stop dancing while he's working. He says it turns on by itself, but I think Espio goes invisible and turns it on to mess with Vector's head."

"That sounds...really fun. Okay, we have a show to do and you're on."

"Alright! Let's go! Hi everybody and this is Kaoru's Toyland and I am your guest host this week, Charmy Bee!" Charmy did a back flip in the air and continued, "As usual I'm sure this week's toy will be a hit! Kaoru's Toyland is excellent at making really fun toys that we can all play with every day!"

Charmy laughed and flew off screen for a few seconds before returning with a box. He placed it on the floor and stood next to it. "Let's see what this week's wonderful toy is!" He tore the box open and pulled out an Omochao. The smile that had been on Charmy's face fell instantly. "Um. Cream, I don't know about this."

"Just keep going!" Cream called from off stage.

"Uh...Okay. Everyone, this is Omochao: Home Tutor Edition! Now, let's see..." Charmy pressed a button on the Omochao's back and it began to fly. The smile returned to Charmy's face and he rose into the air with the Omochao. They began to fly circles around each other and started doing tricks. "THIS IS FUN!" Charmy grabbed the Omochao by its arms and started twirling it around. He started laughing and throwing the Omochao into the air.

"Um, Charmy, we don't have time for this!" Cream called.

"Right! Okay. Let's see what this toy does!" Charmy landed next to the box and dug out the instructions page and read from the top. "This toy tutors your kids without you having to go out and pay for a tutor. Omochao: Home Tutor Edition needs no tutor fee. It will even do your chores!" Charmy stared at the page. "Tutor? It's a tutor? What fun is that? I'd much rather use it so it can do tricks with me."

"Charmy, some people really need help in school, and this Omochao will help them get their grades up so they can become productive members of society," Cream explained to him.

"LAME!" Charmy looked very displeased and looked around for a price tag on the box. "Ah! This toy cost 38...Priceless heirlooms? I don't get it." Charmy looked up at the Omochao hovering quietly in the air. "He's much quieter than other Omochao. How can he teach if he doesn't ever speak?"

"He probably has some activation code," Cream walked onstage and grabbed the instruction manual from Charmy's hand. "Ah," she said pointing at the paper, "here it is...Omochao knows everything!"

The Omochao seemed to jerk awake and it started to fly in slow circles over Cream and Charmy's heads. "Omochao knows everything. Omochao knows everything. Omochao knows everything. Omochao knows everything. Omochao knows..."

Charmy looked at Cream, "I already hate it," he deadpanned.

"CHARMY," Cream looked appalled, "WE'RE FILMING!"

Startled, Charmy said, "I already...love it?"

Cream nodded, "Good." Cream walked off the stage and, over her shoulder, said, "Keep going!"

"Umm. (Omochao knows everything...) Okay, first, I want it to stop saying that." Charmy read the instructions. "AHA! Okay Omochao, if you know everything, then teach me something."

The Omochao jerked again and came to hover in front of Charmy's face. "If one angle of a triangle is 90 degrees and one of the other angles is known, the third is thereby fixed, because the three angles of any triangle add up to 180 degrees. The two acute angles therefore add up to 90 degrees: they are complementary angles. The shape of a triangle is completely determined, except for similarity, by the angles..."

"Can I make it change subjects?" Charmy asked, ignoring the continuation of the rambling.

"Don't know. Read the instructions."

"Okay, the instructions say...Ow!" The Omochao had landed onto Charmy's head and kept rambling.

"With these functions one can answer virtually all questions about arbitrary triangles by using the..."

"Um. Can we go to that happy customers thing while I try to figure this out?"


A kid was crying and walking down the street with an Omochao floating behind him, "I JUST WANT IT TO SHUT UP!" He started to cry louder. (...receives an invitation one weekend and attends, finding the party wild and fun. However, he also discovers the guests do not know much about Gatsby and that rumors about the man are contradictory. Nick runs into Jordan Baker, who invites him to join her. While looking for Gatsby, they run into a man with large "Owl Eye" glasses admiring Gatsby's collection of...) "MAKE IT SHUT UP!"

An angry kid was speaking between throwing rocks at the Omochao, "I...just...want...to...sleep! Shut...this...thing...up! It's...so...annoying! Why...won't...it...blow...up! (Delicious is spelt D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S)

A little girl appeared on screen looking both relieved and excited. "Oh my goodness. It stopped. It actually stopped talking, and look at this!" She shoved paper into the camera. "I got a perfect score on my paper! This thing actually works! (Play with me!) Am I suppose to entertain this little monster now? After what it put me through?"


The camera flashed back to Charmy who is sitting on the floor, crying, with Cream hovering next to him. The Omochao is still talking. "The trigonometric functions can be defined in other ways..."

"Well how do we turn it off?" Cream asked quietly.

"YOU DON'T!" Charmy cried louder. "ONCE IT'S ON, IT'S ON!" Charmy shoved the instructions at Cream, "READ THE FINE PRINT!"

Cream begins reading. "Please do not turn this toy on until you are ready to use it. This toy will continually tutor your child until he/she gets a perfect score on whatever subject the child is having trouble in, which the toy automatically knows after one touch by your child and please noted that Omochao are really needy and always needs attention so it will keep annoying your child without a reason at all." Cream looked down at Charmy and back up at the rambling Omochao. (SOH! CAH! TOA!) She knelt down at Charmy's side, "Don't worry, I'll find a way to make it stop. Let's go see if we can find a pair of earmuffs," she spoke sweetly to him. She helped him up and held on to his arm as they began to walk off camera. "It'll be okay. Oh! Have a good day everybody! Come by Kaoru's Toyland to get your own toy! Come on Charmy...Lets go."


a.n.

Thank you Mana50 for this idea...I hope I've done it justice.

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