Kaoru walked onstage, still in her walking cast, and Cream followed her with an arm load of emeralds. She dropped them onto the table and ran offstage only to return with two boxes. "Are you going to be okay with this?" Cream asked Kaoru after she set the boxes down, her voice full of worry.

"No problem, my leg is getting better; I need to walk on it more. It'll be fine." Kaoru said wincing with every step she took. Cream only nodded and walked slowly off of the stage.

"Amazing. Good afternoon everybody! I hope you have had a wonderful week and that you are ready for another fun-filled episode of Kaoru's Toyland. I personally believe that you will become completely infatuated with the new toy that I have planned to show today." Kaoru walked toward the table and smiled, "But you haven't tuned to listen to me talk about nothing. You tuned in to listen to me talk about the brilliant toys I come up with...Though a recent survey taken has shown me that a lot of you tune in to watch what mishaps may happen during the show, but I highly doubt any will today. Let's get started, shall we?"

Kaoru walked around the table so she could face the camera and opened one of the boxes. "This, my fans, is Super Sonic: The Ultimate Hero!" She put a life-sized normal Sonic onto the table and placed her hand on its head. "Now, I know what you're thinking. 'But Kaoru, there must be a mistake! That's just a normal Sonic!' Well, have no fear, my dear fans, this will be a Super Sonic when I am done with it."

She started sifting through the emeralds on the table and pulled out one Chaos Emerald of every color. "Everyone remembers my rock candy Chaos Emeralds, right? Of course you do! All you need to do is get one of every color and purchase one of these Ultimate Heroes for the price of OVER 9000! Rupees. Hahaha rupees from Rupeeland..."

"Rupees are Indian currency, Kaoru," Cream interrupted from off-camera.

Kaoru giggled, "You're silly. Anyway. You buy the Ultimate hero and then put him right in the middle of the 7 rock candy Chaos Emeralds and watch him go Super Sonic!" Kaoru set up the 7 candies in a circle around the Sonic toy. The toy slowly rose into the air and turned golden, and then he began to fly around the stage. "This toy can beat up anyone! To demonstrate this feature, I'd like to welcome the REAL Sonic the Hedgehog to the show!"

Sonic the Hedgehog walked on-stage through the back stage door and quickly crossed over to stand next to Kaoru. "Yo."

"Thanks for coming Sonic," Kaoru smiled.

"No problem!" He winked and gave a thumbs up to the camera.

"To get the attention of the Ultimate Hero, all you have to do is clap twice." Kaoru clapped and the Ultimate Hero obediently landed next to her. "Now, Sonic, touch my shoulder." Sonic the hedgehog followed Kaoru's instructions, and she let out a blood-curdling scream. "Ultimate Here! Help me!"

The Ultimate Hero attacked Sonic by landing a head butt right into Sonic's stomach. Sonic retaliated by throwing the toy towards the back wall of the stage, but the toy was able to stop itself before hitting the wall and fly back towards Sonic at full speed. The two Sonic's began a battle that was so fast it was nearly impossible to see. "Well, while those two work on that, why don't we take a look at some of our happy custo..." The Ultimate Hero and Sonic crashed into the studio camera causing it to go dark.


A blue-haired 12 year old appeared on screen, grinning happily. "This toy has helped me so much! No one bullies me anymore. They are all too scared that my Ultimate Hero will beat them up. But, I do have one problem...The toy..."

"My car is broken," complained an 18 year old college girl standing in a parking lot. Look at this!" The camera turned around to show a totaled car. The hood was squashed down into the engine, which had fallen out, and the roof had a large hole in the middle of it. The college girl walked up to the car and kicked it hard. "How am I supposed to get to work now? This toy destroys every..."

The Ultimate Hero was flying in circles over a little boy's head. He looked no older than a year old and was giggling loudly at the toy. his mother walked up to young child and clapped her hands. The toy landed beside her, and she picked up the baby. "It's like having a babysitter. I know the Ultimate Hero won't let anything happen to my baby." The mother smiled politely to the camera before walking away.


The ceiling camera zoomed into Kaoru who was sitting next to Sonic on the stage floor. "You'll be okay," she laughed at him, "it's just a toy."

Sonic the Hedgehog stood up and dusted himself off. "Don't worry, we'll see who wins in the end," and with that he ran out the back stage door.

Kaoru turned her body a little and looked up into the ceiling camera. "So as you can see, anyone would kill to have this toy," She said, gesturing towards the now normal looking Ultimate Hero. "Don't like the idea of a Super Sonic? Well, no problem!" Kaoru stood up with much difficulty and walked over to the table, opening the other box that had been placed there. She pulled out a Blaze the Cat toy. "This Ultimate Hero toy also comes as Burning Blaze! To go along with this feature, we also have the new Rock Candy: Sol Emeralds! to turn this toy into Burning Blaze. These emeralds sell for the same price as the Chaos Emeralds candy, so come one down and get your own toy today.

"Warning: These toys do not care what they may destroy in the process of a battle with someone. Also, after watching that video, I am now legally obligated to say that we will not be held responsible for the kidnapping of any children if you happen to leave the Ultimate Hero to baby sit your kids. Do not mistake the Ultimate Hero for a firefighter or any other everyday hero. Finally, we are also not responsible for any Sonaze fans hacking these two toys to fall in love with each other."

Kaoru laughed loudly as set up the Sol Emerald candies around the Blaze toy and it turned into Burning Blaze. "Goodbye everyone and thank you for watching!"


a.n.

Unfortunately, this suggestion was anomynous and therefore I have no one to properly thank. But, you know who you are and I sincerely thank you for this suggestion. Though I have heard of Blaze, I have never heard of Burning Blaze...or the Sol Emeralds...but the suggestion comment gave me the gist of it. So hopefully, I have done this toy justice.

I really have no idea what else to say...except that I hope Sonic fans won't kill me for saying that Sonic got beat up. But it seems like this fight isn't over between Sonic and my toy, so...maybe that will come up in another chapter. I don't know, we'll see.

Thanks for reading, have a good day and please review.