A.N. Before we get started, I'd just like to congratulate my friend Carmen, A.K.A Dyslexic-Carmie, for receiving the very first ever Kaoru's Toyland product on 5/26. Yay! Enjoy the story. :)


The camera faded in to show an empty stage. Kaoru's voice came from off-camera, "Good evening everybody and welcome to Kaoru's Toyland. The show where you sit on
your bottom and I explain to you the uselessness of another one of my toys. This week we have a toy for you that is guaranteed to get you to do the exercise you always complain that you need. So sit on down and let's get on with the show." Kaoru ran onto the stage and clapped her hands together once. "I know we're all ready for a wonderful show today and don't worry, I'm ready to give you one.

"This week, we have a toy of someone who will not find me and cause problems at my studio. Using that as an introduction, here is my new toy Fang: The Body Guard! Fang?"

The camera zoomed in on the back stage door and a toy about 7ft tall ducked through it. He walked on stage and the camera had zoomed out to show both the toy and Kaoru in the shot. "Where's the jewels?"

Kaoru laughed loudly, "Don't worry, big guy," she patted his leg, "We'll get to that." Kaoru chuckled again and continued, "This Fang has been programmed to be your own personal bodyguard. What's he going to use to protect you? His cork gun, of course! Fang, why don't you show our viewers your cork gun?"

The giant Fang chuckled creepily, "I know exactly what you mean by that..."

Kaoru stiffened noticeably and her eyes widened, "I...I mean...to show the fans you...c-cork gun," she stammered nervously.

"Exactly!"

"Just show them the cork gun!" Kaoru screamed as she hit Fang on the leg.

"Fine," Fang reached into his holster and pulled out the cork gun. "Now what?"

"Simple," Kaoru ran to the back wall of the stage which had a bullseye painted on it. "Point, aim, and fire. We need to show the viewers exactly how good your aim is so that they will feel safe having you as their bodyguard."

"Yeah, yeah." Fang turned and pointed at the target. The screen split down the middle, one side was showing Fang pointing his gun and the other side was showing Kaoru standing next to the bullseye. Fang took aim and shot his cork gun which hit the bullseye perfectly. Kaoru whooped and picked the cork up off of the ground.

"I'd replay that back for you guys in slow motion, but Cream is up in the director's booth today and I'm not sure if she is used to the technology up there." Kaoru laughed and walked away from the bullseye.

"I'm expecting my jewels now," Fang reached out his hand towards Kaoru.

"I'm getting there. Just wait just a while more. Now, Fang is available for only..."

"The Prince is ready to buy today. Where are my jewels?" Fang tapped his toe impatiently.

"You can have them once the show is over. Just be patient until then, okay?" Kaoru said, holding her hand up to keep him silent.

"You promised to pay me jewels!" Fang yelled at her.

Kaoru's eyes widened and she turned toward him, "You'll get your jewels at the end of the show!"

"I want my jewels now. I need to sell..."

"To the fancy-smancy prince, yes, I know. You need to just wait for the show to be over."

The speakers clicked three times and Cream came on overhead, "Umm, Kaoru? Is this going to be a big problem? We do have an audience watching."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have it all under control...Now look here, toy. I created you and I can destroy you! You're just going to have to wait for your jewels. If you interrupt one more time you won't get them at all." Kaoru turned away from him and smiled at the camera. "Now, as I was saying, we..."

"Don't go anywhere," Fang turned away and walked out the back stage door.

"Where are you going?" Kaoru shook her in disbelief. "It's so hard to get good toys these days, isn't it? As I was saying, Fang comes with a never-ending supply of corks, and you can get him for only..."

A loud noise came from the direction of the stage door. "Cream? What's going on? What's on the cameras?" After a minute without an answer, a worried look came across Kaoru's features. "Cream?"

"Kaoru? I think you need to leave the studio. The toy has gone rogue." There was a slight pause and then Cream said, "Kaoru, I didn't know you gave the toy an air bike."

Kaoru's ears twitched anxiously, "I didn't."

Another loud crash came from the back before Cream said, "You really need to get off-stage and off-camera, Kaoru."

Just then, the back stage door flew open and the Fang toy flew into the room on his air bike. "Where are my jewels?"

"I...the show...it's..." Kaoru's ears twitched again.

"I want my jewels!" Fang swooped down over Kaoru's head. She ducked, and Fang only narrowly missed her. "Where are my jewels?" He swooped over her again and Kaoru jumped into the air and started up her bunnycopter. She flew off-stage and out the back door, Fang chasing after her.

It was quiet for a few minutes as the camera pointed at the back stage door waiting for something to happen. "Neil?" Cream said over the speakers.

"Yes?" Asked a man from off-camera.

"I think it would be okay to turn off the camera now. We're almost out of time. I'll call the station manager and tell them to play a short video for the rest of the show," Cream sighed loudly. "It's a good thing Mr. Director wasn't here; he would've flipped his lid."

"Yes ma'am." The camera swiveled and pointed to the stage again. "Bye everybody and thanks for watching Kaoru's Toyland," Neil said from off-camera.


Bunnycopter: Kaoru's form of flying by spinning her ears like Tails spins his tails. (Bunnycopter idea was thought up by AWriterThatCan'tSpell, A.K.A the artist that came up Kaoru's appearance. And Bunnycopter was first featured in my other story New Girl In Town when Tails and Cream teach Kaoru to fly)

This idea was sent in to me anonymously. So, thank you whoever you are. I hope you enjoyed this chapter.

Have a nice day...night...thing... (It's Midnight:34 (my way of saying 12:34 am where as 12:34 pm would be noon:34..yeah, idk) here so I don't know what
to say.) Have a nice
midnight?

I'm sorry for my lack of knowledge on Fang the Sniper. :( But I tried my hardest at research. I'd also like to apologized if anything seems typed in a weird form. Something went wonky when I switched the story from Word to this Site. So...idk.

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