I have a very good excuse for not updating. No really. I've gone back over this story and fixed many typos and rewrote some of the stuff. So it's better. I also did the same thing for New Girl In Town. I haven't really updated anything lately. I edited a lot for dyslexic-carmie and still do. And I update A Strange dream a few times. But I'm going to get back into the habit with updating this story. :)


Kaoru stood on-stage smiling widely. "Now, I know what you're all thinking. You're thinking, 'I'm ready for another super fantastic toy this week!' but I'm sorry, my dear fans, that is not going to happen this week.

"I don't watch much TV, but someone has brought it to my attention that there was a special segment on the news about my toys and I want to use this episdoe of Kaoru's Toyland to share it with you."

Cream walked up behind Kaoru and shook her head, "As assistant director on this show, I would just like to let it be known that I don't think this is a good idea. In fact, the director and I both think that this is a very, very bad idea."

"NONSENSE! This idea is fabulous and great publicity. No publicity is bad publicity because no matter what the news says about you, people will look you up and find out more about you. All this is going to do is make people buy more of our toys. So, Mr. Director, I think you should press play and link it to the monitors."


A Mobian appeared on-screen and was straightening out the papers in front of her. The scene then skipped to a picture of Kaoru and the Mobian began talking. "In other news, the sensation that has been sweeping the planet Mobius is also the cause of the flood of emergency room patients. Joey Tabia has more on this story. Joey?"

"Thanks Wendy. Kaoru's Toyland, the toy store that took this world by storm, is known for making hundreds of toys that the kids today are falling in love with, but due the danger these toys pose, it overshadows the overall fun and wittiness behind these toys. I'm standing here at the Mobian Emergency Hospital where the numbers have spiked up to three times their normal rate since the opening of Kaoru's Toyland and the distribution of their toys. Kaoru herself was placed in this hospital a few short weeks ago because of a mysterious accident that is still currently being investigated. Could one of her deadly toys be the cause of this misfortune? I'm going to go inside and see if I can find someone who has been hurt by the negligence of Kaoru the hare."

Joey walked into the emergency room and stood in front of the front desk where an annoyed looking nurse eyed the camera suspiciously. "How can I help you?" she asked, her voice full of irritation.

"Yes, ma'am, hello. I am Joey Tabia of the channel six news. I was wondering if I can get an interview with-"

"No," the nurse cut him off.

"Ma'am, we are live and I would like to talk-"

No," the nurse said again. "All interviews at this hospital must be booked five days in advance. I think it is very unprofessional of you to try to show up here unexpected."

"Well, the interview is meant to be with a patient, ma'am."

"No interviews with patients. They need rest, which doesn't include being hassled by a journalist."

"I'm not a journalist. I would just like to talk to someone about the influx of patients due to the opening of Kaoru's Toyland."

The nurse eyed him for a few seconds and looked over her shoulder before saying, "Whatever gets you to leave faster. Try room 430. There's a boy in there that has been involved in an unfortunate accident with a cooking toy."

"Ah, Blaze: The Fire Chef," Joey nodded sympathetically as he followed the nurse to a room with a kid bandaged from head to toe.

"Five minutes," the nurse clipped off her words at him before walking out of the room.

"Hello there! My name is Joey Tibia with the channel six news. Can you tell me who you are and how you came to be in this hospital?"

The boy stared wide-eyed at Joey for a few minutes before saying, "I'm Kyle Letherman. I had an incident with the Blaze toy. She set me on fire, but luckily it was put out before any real damage happened. These bandages are just show so I could look cool with my friends. Only my clothes caught fire."

"So you admit that this toy put you in danger?"

"Blaze? No. She's a sweetheart. I just antagonized her so I could be brought to the emergency room. Kaoru's Toyland's toys are cool! But now that everyone has them, I needed to get a step higher, and going home with a cast or something would be so cool!"

Or a special news report about the dangerous these toys have caused kids would be really funny.

Joey Tibia stared at Kyle for a long time before finally just walking out of the room and out of the building. Once he was outside, he looked into the camera and shook his head. "Few kids seem to get entertainment out of this, but there are some who get seriously hurt. Many parents are complaining about the medical bills and even the entire existence of this store. Back to you Wendy."

"Thanks Joey, a petition has been started to have this store closed down and have Kaoru the hare investigated. To sign this petition, you can go to the grocery store and a table will be set up outside. For more on this story, we will be posting an article on our website," Wendy smiled sweetly to the camera. "In other news, the circus, a day of innocent entertainment or a tent full of lies? More on that story after these messages."


Kaoru jumped up and down happily. "We made the news! Isn't that great! That mean more people will buy toys yay!" Kaoru's tail was twitching so fast, it was just a blur to everyone watching.

Cream looked at Kaoru nervously, "Are you worried that they are going to shut down the store?"

Kaoru laughed, "Worried? No. They'll never get enough signatures. My toys are too popular. And they can't shut down the show because I own the tv station, but I'm glad I was able to make the news." Kaoru smiled widely into the camera. "I hope every has enjoyed the show and I'll see you next week where I'll be showing you a new toy!"


Once again, I apologize. I had wanted someone else to write this channel, but that fell through. She never got around to writing it for me and I just gave up and did it myself. I thought she would be better suited for this chapter, but I hope it was still entertaining. The next chapter will be a toy chapter.

Have a nice day and please review.