"Now, now, now, I know what a couple of you are wondering. You're thinking 'Kaoru, why was last week's show so depressing?' No worries, my dear viewers! Last week there were a few critics here in the Kaoru Studio, but I'm sure that everything is fine and now it is time to get on with the show!"

Kaoru skipped happily across the stage and signaled for someone to raise the curtain behind her. Sitting in the middle of the stage was a large HD television hooked up to DVD player. "Kaoru?, you're saying, you're selling televisions now? Hahaha, you silly viewer. Of course we are not selling televisions now, and we never will. This week, we will be selling Sonic: A Workout Video!"

Kaoru ran off stage and quickly returned wearing sweatbands, legwarmers, and a t-shirt. "Kaoru, why would you make a Sonic workout video? you are asking me right now. Think carefully. Think back to the very first video game that our friend Sonic the hedgehog starred in. Do you have that image of Sonic in your mind? Excellent. Now, think to the most recent video game that Sonic starred in. Now, compare the two."

Kaoru's tail twitched as she smiled happily into the camera. "How is it possible that our dear friend Sonic the Hedgehog lose his belly after those first few Sonic games?"

She was bouncing on the balls of her feet now, barely containing her excitement. "Well! Now I have the answer! Sonic showed me his secret to losing all of his baby fat and I caught it one tape! This is totally awesome!"

The director made a huge point of sighing dramatically, "Unfortunately, Kaoru. You cannot do a workout on the show. So move on to the next product."

"But," Kaoru pouted, "I went through all of the trouble of setting up the big tv."

"After I already told you that you couldn't do the work out on the show. Move on."

"Fine. The other product we are selling this week is Sonic: Chest Wax! And now you are going to say, 'but Kaoru, why would you be selling Sonic chest wax?' It's quite simple, but instead of explaining it you, we are going to show you some footage of me appoaching Sonic on both of these points. It'll be fun!"


Kaoru was bounding up Tail's driveway where he was working on a new plane.

"Hiya Tails!" Kaoru called to him.

He looked at the cameras suspiciously. "I'm not hosting the show for you again, Kaoru. Last time was just-" Tails shuddered.

"Silly fox, I'm not about to ask you to host the show for me," Kaoru smiled sweetly.

"Then why are the cameras here?"

"I have an appointment scheduled with Sonic. Have you seen him?"

Tails shrugged, "Is there any particular reason you always come here when you are looking for him?"

"Yo," Sonic appeared next to Tails. "Kaoru," he nodded.

"That's why," Kaoru smirked. "Sonic, I'd like to ask you a few questions."

Tails lifted his eyebrows, "I thought you said you had an appointment scheduled."

"I scheduled it...just not with Sonic. I figured he'd be free." Kaoru took Sonic by the arm and pulled him into the house. "This won't take long, I promise."

Kaoru pushed Sonic down onto the couch and sat on the coffee table facing him. She pulled a microphone out of her pocket and started speaking into it. "Sonic, this week I'm going to be selling two toys under your name."

"This isn't going to be another Sonic in a Box, is it? That toy is torture to my psyche."

"That toy was #1 on our top seller list for five weeks!"

"Didn't Shadow buy most of them?"

Kaoru sighed loudly, "I solemnly swear that Shadow will be no where near this product, nor will he even be interested in it."

"Fine, shoot."

Kaoru smiled and looked down at a small notepad she had pulled from her pocket. "According to my research, you used to have a lot of baby fat. You were down right chubby cheeked and adorable." She reached up and pinched his cheek. "That was only for a few years though, how did you manage to loose all of that weight?"

"What does that have to do with a toy?"

"I want to make a work out video based on your exercise plan, and you personally being in the video would be great. I have the perfect workout outfit for you to wear."

"I'll do it. What's the other thing?"

A evil gleam appeared in Kaoru's eyes as she placed one are around his shoulders and put her other hand on his chest. "Sonic chest wax. Since all the other hedgehogs have chest hair, I assume you wax your chest. I mean, Tails is younger than you and even he has chest hair." Kaoru rubbed her hand along Sonic's chest, "So smooth." She stepped away from him and smiled. "So obviously if you'll endorse the product it'll be really popular."

Sonic stared at Kaoru for a few minutes wondering if she was joking. "You're crazy," he said.

"So you'll do it?" Kaoru's smile broadened.

"I'll do the video, but in no way am I approving the chest wax."

"Never needed you to," Kaoru skipped away happily, leaving Sonic confused.


"And that's how I got Sonic in the 80s workout outfit." Kaoru looked very proud of herself. "So come one down to Kaoru's Toyland today if you want to loose some weight or get rid of that pesky chest hair so you can look just like Sonic the Hedgehog."


A/N

This was Dyslexic-Carmie's idea. Lol. I am so sorry.

Have a good day and please review.