Kaoru hopped onto stage looking perky, she was practically jumping around with exciting. "Good morning everyone, it is 4AM and we at Kaoru's Toyland Studios are having a wonderful time. Aren't we, crew?"

Sitting on the edge of the stage were 8 crew members, all nursing a mug of coffee, who could barely keep their eyes open. None of them replied to Kaoru, only one acknowledged that she was there by turning to look at her and yawn.

"Aw! Come on guys! I'm wide awake! Maybe if you guys didn't stay up til three, you would be awake when I called for an emergency broadcast!"

Just then, Cream shuffled through the stage door with a pair of candy pajamas on. "Kaoru? What's going on?" she asked, rubbing her eyes.

"Cream! I'm so happy you're finally here! Took you long enough though." Kaoru turned to face the camera. "I stopped by Cream's house and woke her up on my way here." Turning back to Cream she said, "What happened?"

"I thought you were a dream. The only reason I got out of bed was because my mom came in with pancakes and told me I had to come to work. Did you wake her up?"

"She didn't mind."

Cream sighed as three clicks were heard over the speakers. "Kaoru, what the hell is going on?" the director angrily asked.

"Mr. Disembodied voice sir! So glad you could be here! I'm ready to start the show! I just had the perfect toy idea and I built the toy and now I can't wait to show it off! We can do the show live now and air it three or four times today!" Kaoru was way too awake for 4 in the morning. "Up! Up! Up!" she yelled to the crew. "Places everyone!"

The crew members moaned like highschool freshman getting homework on the weekend and shuffled of to places behind the camera. One crew member moving around with unopened eyes actually hit his face on the camera lens and fell over. Cream ran over to help him up when she noticed the camera.

"How long have we been recording for?" She asked.

"Oh, hmm. I don't know. About three minutes before you showed up."

"Can we just get on with the show please, then?"

"Okay. As I was saying! Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Kaoru's Toyland. This week we are selling a toy called Fiona Fox: Matchmaker. Fiona Fox: Matchmaker is a not-so innocent looking mechanical wonder that will find the perfect person for you. By definition, the term 'perfect' means 'best qualified for' or 'best to.' However, Fiona Fox: Matchmaker does not support this definition. Fiona Fox: Matchmaker uses nothing but her own opinions!"

"Kaoru, after the love potion fiasco you had with Amy, do you really want to be messing with people's hearts again?" Cream asked with her voice full of uncertainty.

"I'm glad you asked, Cream. Fiona Fox: Matchmaker and the Amy Approved?: Love Potion are completely different! With the love potion, you picked who you wanted to fall in love with you. You used your own opinions. With the Fiona Fox: Matchmaker you have absolutely no say whatsoever! So you can't possibly mess it up!"

"Kaoru, I'm not sure that this is going to work."

"Of course it will! And remember fans, I am in no way responsible for unintentional or intentional short couplings, all known as 'flings,' just as the matchmaking doll cannot be held responsible for pairing you up with a person of the same gender regardless of your prefrences. And you can't hold me responsible for that either, being as I am the creater of the doll because I have no say over who the doll thinks is right for you."

"Karou," the director yawned, "do we have any happy customer videos?"

"Of course not, Mr. Director! It's four in the morning! Who do you expect to be up at four in the morning? The store doesn't even open until eight. Although, now that you mention it, I should keep the store open twenty-four hours a day. Mr. Director, do you know anyone who would be willing to work twenty-four hours a day?"

"Are you saying you are going to make one person work all twenty-four hours without letting them go home?"

"Of course! What else do you expect? Who needs to go home when they are surrounded by all the fabulous toys at Kaoru's Toyland?"

"Kaoru their may be some legal issues..." the director started.

"Oh! Speaking of legal issues," Kaoru cut him off, "legally, I am supposed to tell everyone who is watching this that they should use at their own risk and dignity. Although, I don't think that's fair to me. Are my lawyers trying to me that my toys are dangerous and undignified. Why would someone say that about children's toys?"

"Kaoru, I'd hate to say this but you're toys," the director paused, not knowing what to say. "Oh! Look at the time! I think it's time for you to say goodbye now, Kaoru."

"Is it? Okay then! Thanks to everyone for watching this episode of Kaoru's Toyland. I hope you've all had a good night's sleep!"


a/n

This idea was given to me by Sonic9234. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Before I close, if anyone could give me some ideas for currency, that would be great.

I have a lot of toy ideas lined up, but everyone is still welcome to give me ideas if they would like to. They don't even have to be toy ideas. Maybe an idea that's like the rehearsal or the news story, I have a few of those lined up too.

I hope everyone has a great day.

Please review and DFTBA.