"Is anyone else hot?" Kaoru called out to the crew who all mumbled no in response. "I'm so hot." She laid down on the stage and started to fan herself.
Cream walked forward tentatively. "Kaoru? Are you okay? We kind of have to get the show started. The cameras are already rolling and.."
"The show!" Kaoru cut her off. "Of course! We have to get this show on the road!" She stood up slowly and wobbled on her feet. "Are you sure none of you are hot?"
"We're fine, Kaoru," Cream patted her back sympathetically. "Are you sure you can do the show?"
"Yeah, yeah. I'm fine." Kaoru took a deep breath. "Good morning starshine! The Earth says hello! I hope all of you are having a good day and I'm so glad that you all have tuned in for today's show. Today we have...we have...we..." Kaoru put her hand to her head. "I think...I think I have to lie down." She got back on the floor and curled up in fetal position.
"Umm, Kaoru?" Cream kneeled down and touched her head. "You have to get up now," she said sweetly.
"It's no use, Cream," the director said over the speakers. "You have to take over. She told me before we stared that she wasn't feeling well, but that she could still do the show. Since she can't, you have to do it."
"Um, Mr. Director, I'm not sure that that is such a good idea. I mean, you heard her. She said that she has to lie down. I can't even tell the difference between lie and lay! I can't do the show!" Cream started to panic.
"I don't think that knowing the difference between lie and lay will play a part in the show. Just go on, you'll be fine," he tried to soothe her.
"Right...okay..." Cream wrung her hands together. "As Kaoru was saying, today we have another two-toy offer that we began selling. They are Sonic: Let's Get the Chaos Emeralds! and Chaos Emeralds: Time to get lost!" Cream laughed nervously. "Her thinking behind this was the fact that everytime Mr. Sonic finds the chaos emeralds, they go and get themselves lost again! So we have a Sonic toy that will take you and help you find them and a device you can place your chaos emeralds into so that they will lose them and you can spend some more of your time finding them. Isn't that neat?"
Cream looked around at the crew, her eyes pleading. "Um. Okay. Well. I think we can have a little demonstration. Can someone bring me some of the Rock Candy and both of the toys?" She waited patiently while the crew put all of the things together and set them on the stage. "Good. First, as you see here, I have some of the rock candy and I will use this machine," she held up a small machine in her hands, "to lose them." She lifted the clear lid and placed the seven candies into the machine. She pressed a button as she closed the lid. "This machine works with the rock candies or it will also work with the Chaos Emeralds: Plushes! that we will be releasing tomorrow."
She stepped back as the machine started to sputter loudly. "Of course," she laughed nervously, "the sputtering and other noises means that the machine is working. It takes about thiry seconds for the machine to-" she was cut off by the loud noise of the chaos emeralds disappearing.
Smiling shyly she said, "No need to worry. They are gone but that just means that the machine worked. Also, the chaos emeralds stay in this universe and on this planet. Otherwise the toy wouldn't work. If your toy does happen to create a rip in the fabric between worlds, Kaoru's Toyland is in no way responsible."
Stepping away from the Chaos Emeralds: Let's Get Lost! and walked over to the miniature Sonic toy that she was a few steps away. "As you can see, this toy is only half a foot tall. Kaoru said that this made the toy faster and travel sized, in case you wanted to take it somewhere with you." She picked the toy up. "There is a dial on this toy's back with five settings. They are: Morning, Clean-up, Adventure, Playtime, and Bedtime.
"To turn the toy on, you have to set it to Morning which will wake the toy up. After it has awoken you have three choices to choose from.
"Adventure is the setting you want to use if you want to go on the adventure to find the chaos emeralds together. This setting may make the journey to find the emeralds last days, weeks, months, or even years! It's tons of fun to use!
"Playtime is for children. This toy will take the child and in help it find the chaos emeralds in just a few hours. That way the child can lose and find the emeralds during playtime.
"Clean-up is for when someone accidently sets off the lose machine or a child has run out of time and needs to find the emeralds in just a few short minutes. The toy will go get the emeralds itself and have everything picked up and ready to go.
"Finally, the off switch is Bedtime and will put the toy immediately to sleep. You can use this setting when you are done finding the emeralds or when you are ready for a break. The toy saves the progress and will continue when you are ready.
"Also, this toy comes with a cute little travel bag that you can put the chaos emeralds in when you are looking for them! So you won't have to carry them around in your arms all the time!"
Cream put the toy down and looked at the clock on the wall behind her. "It looks like we are nearly out of time so there is no time for videos of the happy customers. Remember everyone, don't put small children in the Chaos Emeralds: Let's Get Lost! The find toy only works on the Chaos Emeralds. Stay away from any rips in the time space continuum and report them to the proper authorities right away. When you play with the find toy, brace yourself! You wouldn't want the toy to rip your arm out of it's socket while it's pulling you along!"
Cream smiled happily. "We made it through the show in one peace! Yay! These toys cost 9,375,983,472,093,874 florens each! Goodbye everyone and have a great week!"
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I'd like to thank TheMasenkoMan and Dyslexic-Carmie for these two products.
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