"It's that time of the week again and I can hardly believe you guys are still watching my show!" Kaoru laughed from where she was seated cross-legged on the stage. "Tonight we are going to have quite a few special guests today because the product we are selling needs tons!"

Kaoru stood up and went stand by the stage door. "You all know him; you all love him, Sonic the hedgehog!" Sonic waved to Kaoru from the middle of the stage and she glared at him. "No showing off!" She smiled again and turned back to the door. "Another guest we are having tonight is Miles "Tails" Prower!"

Tails walked in, looking very unsure of himself. "Are you sure I have to be here?" he asked Kaoru.

"Of course you have to be here! What am I? A liar?" She pushed him forward. "Next! Amy the hedgehog!" Amy ran in, immediately running for Sonic and nearly tackling him. "And last but not least! Ash the ferret!" Ash scurried in, looking around. She whispered something to Kaoru, who shook her head in response.

Cream ran on to the stage, "Kaoru, are you sure that this is a good idea?"

"All of my ideas are good ideas, Cream!" she answered cheerfully. "Haven't you been here long enough to know that already?"

"I...well...I'm not entirely sure that..."

"Do you plan on staying on the stage for the whole show? We sure could use more people!" Kaoru looked at her expectantly.

"Are you planning on telling me what I'm getting myself into before hand?" Cream asked her.

"Absolutely not!"

"Then no." Cream ran off stage. "Good luck everyone!"

"You know, we really need to get a live audience. That way when I introduce people, there is actual cheering and things." Kaoru shook her head. "Anyway! Of course we have a great toy idea today that can only bring love and happiness to everyone!"

"Cut the crap, Kaoru," Ash interrupted. "What do you have for us this week?"

"Don't you start acting like my director!" Kaoru yelled at her.

"I DO WHAT I WANT!" Ash yelled back to her.

Kaoru and Ash glared at each other, both refusing to look away.

Amy sighed. "Girls, girls you're both pretty," she said, causing everyone to laugh.

"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted. This week's toy is something that is bound to be the life of any birthday party, anniversary party, or even a retirement party! And that is why I brought a lot of guests on today, because we are going to be throwing a party!"

"Sonic?" Tails mumbled.

"From where I am standing there are at least six exits. If anything does wrong I can have us out of here in no time."

"Hey!" Amy yelled. "Don't forget about me!"

Sonic shrugged. "Why not?"

"And...you'd...you'd bring me, too. Right?" Ash asked. Everyone stared at her. "What did I ever do to you!"

"That's right! Only 348759490843098 achievements! I hope you play a lot of xbox!" Kaoru finished off her speech.

"You haven't even told them what the toy is yet," Cream called to her. "You shouldn't be asking for money!"

"A problem easily remedied!" Kaoru turned around. "Ash!" Kaoru yelled, breaking up the argument that had started behind her. "Go get the box behind you!"

Ash grabbed the box and threw it to Kaoru, returning to her argument.

"This stuff breaks easily!" Kaoru sighed and smiled. "It's a good thing we don't know how old she is, because we'd probably judge her more if we did. Anywho! Today's toy is. Chao: Party!" She tore the box open. "In every box is five chao!"

"Wait! Kaoru!" Cream ran on stage. "Chao?" She looked into the camera and turned away from it, lowering her voice. "You promised you would make no more Chao toys after the Omochao incident."

"I have no memory of that! So, to turn on Chao party you say. "GARDEN PARTY!" Five chao flew out of the box, cheering wildly. "To make a full on blast just turn up the music!" Kaoru ran over to a large stereo, turning it on full blast. "NOW YOU JUST START DANCING AND LET THE CHAO DO THEIR THING!" Kaoru grabbed Ashes hand and twirled her around. Amy took this opportunity to pounce on sonic, pulling him into her arms and forcing him to dance with her. Tails decided to stair at the floor, shuffling his feet. When it seemed like nothing was going wrong Cream ran onstage and started dancing with him.

As soon as everyone started dancing, the Chao started splashing water over the "party guest." They cheered and flew low around the party, giggling everytime they splashed the water. Soon, everyone was able to loosen up, finally believing that nothing bad was going to happen. Ash and Kaoru were enjoying themselves by party dancing. Amy was forcing Sonic into a tango and Cream was letting Tails twirl her in circles. As the music got louder, the Chao started to fling more water and soon it got to the part of irritating.

"Kaoru turn it off!" Amy yelled as a chao began throwing bucketfuls in her face. She had ducked under a table to hide and Sonic grabbed Tails to make a break for it as soon as he was free.

"This is so awesome!" Ash yelled, running past a chao that was holding a fire hose on full blast.

"Of course," Kaoru yelled, finally turning to the camera, "we are not responsible for water damage! Or the painful peeling of skin!"

"KAORU!" Amy yelled. She was furious and her hammer was out and ready.

"WE RECOMMEND THE CHAO PARTY FOR OUTDOOR USE ONLY!" Kaoru yelled as she ran away.

"And that's it for this episode of Kaoru's Toyland," Ash smiled into the camera. "Peace!" she yelled, sticking out her tongue.


A/N

I apologize for this chapter. I'm doped up on cold medicine. Thanks to Dyslexic-carmie for the idea.

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